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Vollmilch-Münzen: Hazelnut and milk are delightful

Don’t overlook old school German candy yo

Haribo Cherry Cola

Two flavors that are better together than alone

Wiley Wallaby Soft & Chewy in Loads of Flavors

Aussie licorice but is it licorice if it isn’t “licorice”?

Jelly Belly Gummies Sours

SO much going against these. Yet…I can’t look away…

Big and Beautiful Tony’s Chocolonely

A “fun” chocolate bar? Who knew.

Kolsvart Sour Raspberry Candy Fish

How many friggin varieties of “swedish” Fish are gonna review??!!

Maoam Pinballs: A secret treat from our fave candy maker?

These are the kind of balls we should all be fond of.

Watermelon, Jerky

by Matty | Apr 27, 2021 | 0 Comments

But this isn’t candy

Gift Kosher Candy House

by Jonny | Apr 22, 2021 | 0 Comments

Getting something like this in the mail would be awesome

Caveman Asks: Can Eat Candy on Paleo Diet?

by Matty | Apr 21, 2021 | 3 Comments

Cn i haz chokolit?

Haribo Rainbow Sour

by Jonny | Apr 15, 2021 | 1 Comment

A sour rainbow might SOUND terrible and sad, but according to science (we think) it’s not

Reese’s Big Cup with Pretzels

by Matty | Apr 13, 2021 | 3 Comments

We have big problems if you need to read this to know whether these will be good or not.

Enjoy Li Hing Sour Watermelons: So good we reviewed them twice.

by Matty | Apr 6, 2021 | 2 Comments

Sour watermelon is good when they’re these.

Red Band Fruity Pyramids

by Jonny | Apr 2, 2021 | 1 Comment

Sometimes what you need isn’t what you think you have. Sometimes I’m sure it is as well, but in this instance, it’s complicated.

Trader Joe’s Mango Jalapeño Apple Fruit Snacks

by Matty | Mar 30, 2021 | 0 Comments

So much to unpack here, you may need a vacation from this review when you’re done.

Mr. Squeezy Pop

by Jonny | Mar 26, 2021 | 0 Comments

This….is going to be sticky.

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