We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Theo Fair Trade Chocolate: Black Rice & Quinoa Crunch

Theo Fair Trade Chocolate: Black Rice & Quinoa Crunch

Reviewed by on Jan 12, 2021

Good for you isn't always good. For you.

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Haribo Dreierkette

Haribo Dreierkette

Reviewed by on Dec 31, 2020

Who doesn't like Foozball?

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Haribo Candy Canes

Haribo Candy Canes

Reviewed by on Dec 3, 2020

Holiday Haribo with a brand new flavor!

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Jelly Belly Superfruit Mix & Sour Mix

Jelly Belly Superfruit Mix & Sour Mix

Reviewed by on Nov 13, 2020

How can you prove they're super?

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Skittles Brightside

Skittles Brightside

Reviewed by on Oct 29, 2020

I've hunted a while for these: was the wait worth it?

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What the f*ck happened to gum?

What the f*ck happened to gum?

Reviewed by on Oct 16, 2020

In the 80's I was a gum addict. Infinite flavors, infinite possibilities. Now? It's mint. IT'S ALL MINNNNNNT!

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Chewits Xtreme Sour Apple

Chewits Xtreme Sour Apple

Reviewed by on Sep 25, 2020

There's a warning label on this candy. Lol Brits.

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Swedish Fish Tails: Double the Flavor but Not Twice the Fun

Swedish Fish Tails: Double the Flavor but Not Twice the Fun

Reviewed by on Jun 23, 2020

Old school turned new school but you may want to ditch school

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Wawel Advocat: A Chocolate Cocktail

Wawel Advocat: A Chocolate Cocktail

Reviewed by on Jun 17, 2020

Chocolate might be dandy but liquor makes me randy

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Haribo Watermelon

Haribo Watermelon

Reviewed by on May 22, 2020

It's almost summer time. Let's get melon-y.

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Haribo Frohhalme

Haribo Frohhalme

Reviewed by on Apr 3, 2020

Custard candy doesn't sound good to me ever.

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Bond Bar Bites: PB, Caramel and Pretzel to Save the Day

Bond Bar Bites: PB, Caramel and Pretzel to Save the Day

Reviewed by on Mar 20, 2020

You can't f up this combo, right?

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Jelly Belly Sour Gummi Santas

Jelly Belly Sour Gummi Santas

Reviewed by on Feb 13, 2020

mythical sour cherry Santas are finally put to the test!

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Maynards Bassetts Soft Jellies Fizzy Fish

Maynards Bassetts Soft Jellies Fizzy Fish

Reviewed by on Jan 13, 2020

Fizzy might mean something else over there, but regardless, these are nice

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UK Starburst: A Comparison

UK Starburst: A Comparison

Reviewed by on Nov 7, 2019

Yet more reasons why the UK is way cooler than the U.S.

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Sugar Sin’s Entire Friggin’ Lineup

Sugar Sin’s Entire Friggin’ Lineup

Reviewed by on Sep 19, 2019

High falootin' sweets that harness the power of booze

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Fruit-tella: a Starburst by another name

Fruit-tella: a Starburst by another name

Reviewed by on Aug 27, 2019

This comes down to how much you like Starburst-type soft chews.

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Barratt Refreshers Softies Minis

Barratt Refreshers Softies Minis

Reviewed by on Aug 8, 2019

They're small. And soft. But are they really?

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Toffifee

Toffifee

Reviewed by on Jul 5, 2019

What do you get when you mix chocolate, Satan, Hazelnuts and caramel?

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Tart n’ Tinys

Tart n’ Tinys

Reviewed by on Jun 13, 2019

These. I remember eating these on the roof of my elementary school, don't ask me how I got up there.

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Radioactive Sours

Radioactive Sours

Reviewed by on Mar 21, 2019

I didn't have protective gloves when I tasted these, so it's possible I'm now part mutant.

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Snickers Hazelnut: They Didn’t Change a Thing!

Snickers Hazelnut: They Didn’t Change a Thing!

Reviewed by on Jan 8, 2019

When you change a recipe, be careful

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Wacky Wafers

Wacky Wafers

Reviewed by on Jan 1, 2019

You guys. This is it. My nostalgic candy quest has been all about this particular candy.

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Pfefferminz Bruch

Pfefferminz Bruch

Reviewed by on Dec 6, 2018

It's snowing outside-somewhere. That requires a seasonal candy.

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Hitschler Schnüre: Veggie Sour Strings

Hitschler Schnüre: Veggie Sour Strings

Reviewed by on Dec 4, 2018

Name be damned, these be decent

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Tamalitoz: Watermelon & Chili? WCGW?

Tamalitoz: Watermelon & Chili? WCGW?

Reviewed by on Nov 13, 2018

Water, melon, chili, and you

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American Brand Sour Jelly Beans

American Brand Sour Jelly Beans

Reviewed by on Nov 9, 2018

CRUNCHY SOUR JELLY BEANS EVERYBODY

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Starburst Minis Sours: Unwrapped!

Starburst Minis Sours: Unwrapped!

Reviewed by on Oct 23, 2018

Mini - but with a bite. And how haven't we reviewed these yet?

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Red Band Dropfruit Duo’s

Red Band Dropfruit Duo’s

Reviewed by on Sep 14, 2018

What happens when you combine fruit gummys and licorice? Sometimes bad things. Sometimes good.

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Haribo Drachen

Haribo Drachen

Reviewed by on Aug 3, 2018

Vegetarian gummy hybrids are usually my jam

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