Nothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.
Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?
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Chewsbetter, Chewsbetter, Chews Bet! Chewwwewws!***
Posted by Jonny | Aug 18, 2009 | All Natural, Chewy, Jonny |
Are you a “candy healthy people”?
Read MoreI’m fantasizing about a Big Hunk! ZING!!!!
If it’s big, AND it’s a hunk, then usually that scares me.
Read MoreMy knee AND this Dorian fruit candy both are assholes.
Posted by Jonny | Aug 13, 2009 | Asia, Hard candy, Jonny |
The most exotic fruit in the world gets the candy treatment! Get your nose ready…
Read MoreHot Tamales-Hold The Cheese On These, Chump!
I heart spice. Are these legit, or flaccid?
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