But you guys did a great job with the review. Where do you buy these rocks?

And I agree with you on some of the weird flavor combos with chocolate, so I can’t wait to try these.

You should review candy, you’re funnier than us.

As to WHY we’re not chocolate lovers…I have no idea. It’s not be design. It just is.

All I can say is this- I heard you say LOUD & CLEAR that you’re developing a special “Candy Gurus” chocolate covered gummy. Awesome! Will our pictures adorn the packaging? I smell a whole new trend here…

Can I pre-order a few pounds??

🙂

Recent medical research has linked the antioxidants found in cacao—the fruit from which chocolate is made—to decreases in blood pressure and reductions of “bad” cholesterol levels. Chocolate is a known stimulant and is also thought to be an aphrodisiac for women—nothing wrong in that. Most really great dark chocolates are low in sugar and rich in flavanols which many physicians and nutritionists say are beneficial to your health. So stack that up against your gummy things and sour whatevers.

Okay, you didn’t like our orange and lemon Moon Rocks (and I was never really fond of Tang (made especially for the space guys), but you gave us great marks on the rest of the collection even though you’re not big on chocolate (still can’t understand that). I would say you did your job well with a favorable review. Hey everybody they love us; they really love us. Oh, that’s Sally’s line.

Now for the apology… I am sorry we didn’t send you the whole collection of 15 flavors. Ms. Sabina requested and Mr. Dave sent you the abbreviated box of 8 Moon Rocks. I can understand why you may have been confused. The beautiful Sabina will serve 3 days in the stocks (if you would like to throw rotten fruit or tomatoes I can tell you where she is) while I will order Dave drawn and quartered for his indiscretions. Ought to teach them both! Right?

As the two of you, It is apparent we have to work on your chocolate habit a bit. I have asked our chocolatier to invent something that may be used as training wheels in chocolate for both you and Matty. So in the near future, when the enrober in enrobing and we are so inclined we will cover your coveted gummies and sours with chocolate. You’ve got to start somewhere.

Always remember, a day without chocolate is, well, a day without chocolate!