It’s Valentine’s Day. Do You REALLY Think These Gobstoppers Will Help?

Well guess what?  They won't.  Nothing will. Oh, I know what you're thinking: "But it's...


Nerds Wildberry & Peach

I liken myself somewhat of a Nerds expert.  While I love them all, I favor the sour variety....


Wonka “Everlasting” Gobstoppers : “Feh”

I think I speak for all of us Gurus here when I say that we're fans of Wonka candy.  Bottle Caps,...


Wonka’s Exceptionals: Chocolate Bars – disappointing, unless you’re an Oompa.

I looked up "exceptional" in the dictionary and found that it means unusually excellent or...


Nothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.

In the world of candy, especially immature, child-like candy, there's no bigger name than Wonka....


Evolution : Sour Nerds

I remember playing video games (Ms. Pac Man, Donkey Kong, Centipede, Defender, Dragon's Lair,...


Wonka Fun Dip.

Reviewed By : Jonny It's 1976. I'm celebrating the Bicentennial by sitting on the roof of my...


Wonka Runts. Call your dentist, STAT!

Seriously. Have you ever had these things? They're kind of like the red headed step child of the...


Wonka Giant Chewy Sweet Tarts – I say Yes.

Sweet Tarts, in their various iterations, have been around as long as I can remember-and that's...


Giant Chewy Nerds Should Be Called Giant Chewy Turds

I love Nerds. I've always loved Nerds. I was totally psyched upon entering the movie theater...