Nomba Gummies: Spicy & Grown-up

I agree I don't act like one but technically I'm an adult. I'm over the age of 18, I can drink and...


Enchilokas: More Mango, B*&^hes

Nope. Sorry. Won't apologize for yet another mango candy review. Look, I went to Lolli and Pops...


Lucas Salsaghetti Redux

We don't usually do this-in fact, I don't think we've ever done it. I'm gonna review a candy we've...


Locochas Mix: Wowzers.

Full disclosure: I discovered these candies because I stole one.  Out of my kid's Valentine's box...


Vero Mango: The Red Dirt Flavor Journey

Try to ignore the title of this post or pretend you didn't read it. Ok. Now, I write: "I taste...


2010: The Year of Mierda Candy

Every year I like to do a candy bash post. ok yes this is officially the first year but it's not...


Serpentinas – slithering around bad taste

It's not fair to blame the masses for the faults of a few. Like, you can't say every Iranian is...


Skwinkles. Is Tasting Like Ass the Objective Here?

Cuz if so - BRAVO. Bra-fuckin-O.   "Skwinkles Salsaghetti - Hot watermelon flavored...