Big and Beautiful Tony’s Chocolonely

I'm not usually wowed by chocolate bars. There are so many now. Beyond the 25 stalwarts you'll...


Catch Bar: not sure why

I love the Irish. I love Ireland. I love St. Patrick's Day. I love Guiness. Turns out the...


Plopp Bar. Yeah.

Who wants to take a Plop??? Hey, it might not sound appetizing in the states, but there's a...


Wawel Advocat: A Chocolate Cocktail

Half the job of a candy reviewer is to find out where on this great earth did a flavor come from....


Curlywurly Squirlies

It's finally happened. Something logical has happened for the first time since 2016, and I'm...


Pascall Pineapple Lumps

Really bad naming choice. There's never a "great" situation where the word lumps is used....


Japanese Lumberjack Tree Stumps

I feel like the Japanese have more cutesy, character-driven, novelty candy than we do in...


Cadbury Twirl: Intense Chocolate Hit

Not sure I would call these an "Intense Chocolate Hit." Yes this review's title says it, but I got...


Tunnock’s Tea Cakes

Friends. Without them, we'd all be swiping through endless pages of nothing on Facebook and...


World Market Milk Chocolate with Indian Curry. Yes, You’re Reading this Right.

I can't tell you how many adjectives I was coming up with to describe how crappy these bars called...