So we took a few months off. No excuses. Except: Our calorie intake was at an all...

And also....WHERE THE HELL HAVE WE BEEN? Here. There. Everywhere. It's been a summer,...

Heyyyoooo sweets eaters! As much as we love our site, and yes it's filled with...

I'm not usually wowed by chocolate bars. There are so many now. Beyond the 25...

We all know what the American version of Swedish Fish are, and a lot of us like them....

This was originally published in 2016. Once a month I rehash a review of candy I want to...

There was a time I put Twix on my top 10 list. Caramel that was soft, stringy, and...

Can I legally write this review? Not sure I can. I think Jonny would call me a...

How'd ya like to receive this as a gift? It looks small, but this thing houses a...

Not a new question for us: Which chocolate is gluten-free? So I'm re-upping a...

BarkThins: These Look Good and Healthy. Are They?

This review originally posted in 2018 takes a look at a popular 'healthy' candy we all see at our...


Hi-Chews: Starbursts Sleeping with One Eye Open?

This article is a refresh of our initial review in 2012. Hi-Chew is still bringing the flavors and...


Gustaf’s Double Salt Licorice

We've reviewed a few varieties of Gustaf's Dutch licorice in the past, and we've liked all of...


Jelly Belly Superfruit Mix & Sour Mix

I was told by a good friend of mine that this particular variety of Jelly Belly was head & shoulders above the rest. That he salivates at the thought of eating these. That he simply cannot...get...enough. I had to understand the...


Trolli Sour Crunchy Crawlers

I like gummies in a hard shell. I learned this late in life, when I tried these Sour Brite Crawler...


Now and Later Shell Shocked

We've been writing content for this site for so long, sometimes I forget that I've already...


Skittles Brightside

We've reviewed 7 varieties of Skittles here over the years. And for me, the best still remains...


Haribo Labre Larver: like nothing else

Maybe the most original Haribo candy I've ever tasted. This European Haribo (maybe Dutch?) take on larvae... see in the picture: it's like a butterfly before it's hatched... is remarkable. When I first tasted Labre Larver I stopped in my tracks....


What the f*ck happened to gum?

Go with me here, people. There was a time, not too long ago, when chewing gum was a marvelous...


Holy F*ing Sh*t Unreal Coconut IS Unreal

We just reviewed an interesting line of low sugar candies, and now here we are doing it again. But...