So we took a few months off. No excuses. Except: Our calorie intake was at an all...

And also....WHERE THE HELL HAVE WE BEEN? Here. There. Everywhere. It's been a summer,...

Heyyyoooo sweets eaters! As much as we love our site, and yes it's filled with...

I'm not usually wowed by chocolate bars. There are so many now. Beyond the 25...

We all know what the American version of Swedish Fish are, and a lot of us like them....

This was originally published in 2016. Once a month I rehash a review of candy I want to...

There was a time I put Twix on my top 10 list. Caramel that was soft, stringy, and...

Can I legally write this review? Not sure I can. I think Jonny would call me a...

How'd ya like to receive this as a gift? It looks small, but this thing houses a...

Not a new question for us: Which chocolate is gluten-free? So I'm re-upping a...

I Love My Pickle

(Insert inappropriate joke here). No joshing, the "Haribo Saure Gurkens" or as I like to call them...


Good & Plenty Are Both

White, pink and purple box? You'd think Good and Grapey. But uh uh. This be good ol fashened...


Rowntrees Wine Gums : My Favorite Candy, Period.

My introduction to Rowntrees Fruit Gums was in their traditional roll, as pictured above....


Wonka Giant Chewy Sweet Tarts – I say Yes.

Sweet Tarts, in their various iterations, have been around as long as I can remember-and that's not saying much, folks, my memory's shot. However, there's no denying that I favored the long rolls of small, hard Sweet Tarts as a kid. Hell, I still love...


Cherry Chill Tic-Tacs : What’s the Fuc*ing Point???

I get that people like mints, and I certainly understand the never ending search for new, better...


Hi-Chew Grape / Apple / Mango Chews

I always like to check the candy section of random stores, gas stations, etc, so I'm always on...


Good & Fruity are BACK! …And these ‘aint yo momma’s Good & Fruity! Seriously, though. They’re not.

Since the dawn of time, or at least since @ 1975 when I was aware of candy, Good & Plenty...


Giant Chewy Nerds Should Be Called Giant Chewy Turds

I love Nerds. I've always loved Nerds. I was totally psyched upon entering the movie theater to see a new product from the sour geniuses at Wonka, "Giant Chewy Nerds". Again, I love Nerds, I certainly love chewy, and giant is just more of a good...


Chewy Lemonheads & Friends

First of all....I didn't realize that it was possible for candy to actually HAVE friends....


Red Band Top Gums

A few days ago, Scotty, Matty, myself and all of our kids made our way to a fabled San Francisco...