Holy F*ing Sh*t Unreal Coconut IS Unreal
My quest for the ultimate Mounds clone might be over.
Full ReviewHaribo Gold Bears: Mystery Flavor
The real mystery is why do we all like mysteries so much. #discuss
Full ReviewAmy’s Crunchy Candy: Great Toffee. Organic too.
Not sure I've had bad toffee before. Still haven't
Full ReviewSwedish Sours: Raspberry Hallonshots & Tropical Punch Bottles at “The Candy Store”
Think you've been to the best candy store in San Francisco? If you haven't been here, you haven't.
Full ReviewPrimrose Candy Assorted Rods
Want a slice of Americana? No? How bout some outstanding hard candies-including retro flavors!
Full ReviewCedrinco Fruit Gele: Stop Everything, and Read.
The world of high end pate de fruit comes crashing into affordable American online candy stores. Is this a dream? If so, it's a silky, cool, tart, delightful dream that I don't want to be woken from. Ever.
Full ReviewRed Band Sour Suckers
What’s better than old friends? Old candy. One of my oldest buddies, way back from my Frankie Goes...
Full ReviewHaribo Juicy Gold Bears
Take the best Gummy Bears ever. Now, mess with them. Add cool flavors. Real juice. Whaddaya get? Absolute SHITE. Just kidding, tee hee!
Full ReviewFruchtgummi Vom Feinstein is NOT a Jewish Vampire. It’s an amazing candy confectioner that you need to know about NOW.
Flavor combinations that put what we're used to eating to shame....
Full ReviewHaribo Sour S’ghettti
In a world where virtually no Haribo is available to us lame-o Americans...this bag says "hell no!" and begs to arrive at your doorstep
Full ReviewSalute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!
Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...
Full ReviewHaribo Wine Gums – Awesome Nipples
I did a jig of joy in my head when I found these. Black Currant for the wine! (too clever?)
Full ReviewQuick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat
Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.
Full ReviewVosges Peanut Butter Bonbons Slay The Ass off Reeses
The ass-kicker of Reeses has arrived.
Full ReviewEl Almendro Turron Duro – Why create specific dates for happiness?
I have never quite had anything like it. The nougat really is great, crispy, crunchy, sweet with a touch of honey flavor. There is almost no tooth stick unlike what I was expecting and the fantastic almonds are muey plentiful and somehow sweet – I think – could be the nougat. They boast a 63% almond content. There is a weird paper on both sides of the bar – something like rice paper – but it didn’t really bother me.
Full ReviewMo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Chocolate, Meet Swine
Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Applewood smoked bacon + Alder wood smoked salt + dark chocolate 62% cacao 3oz. So keeping...
Full ReviewCost Plus’ Sea Salt Dark Chocolate: Tiger Woods vs. Salty Chocolate
The best chocolate bar EVER?
Full ReviewHaribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint
The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!
Full ReviewJolly Rancher Hard Candies: Best In Class
It all started back in the dizzle, @ 1977. Me, Matt, Kevin & Darren, crusing to the local grocery store and...
Full ReviewHaribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.
Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.
Full ReviewSour Gummy Pop Corn is Seriously Freaking Me Out, Man
I never had so much fun as I did when reviewing this candy. Except maybe the first time I got laid.
Full ReviewZours -Get it? They’re SOUR! But they spell it with a Z, it’s fucking INSANITY!!!
Sours for the geriatric set.
Full ReviewRed Vines – The Candy That Started It All…
They'll always be a place in my heart & pantry for these things.
Full ReviewRowntrees Wine Gums : My Favorite Candy, Period.
Seriously, this is about as good as it gets.
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