Don’t overlook old school German candy yo

Don’t overlook old school German candy yo
A “fun” chocolate bar? Who knew.
Do cookies and cream sweets ever taste like that?
Brownie for townies
Bake this Kit Kat for the holidays yo
When your bark is bigger than your bike.
My quest for the ultimate Mounds clone might be over.
Sometimes “tried & true” is enough for you
How could these not, not be good. They’re not.
Vegan chocolate doesn’t have to suck.
Plop on down, friends. We got a weird bar for ya.
Chocolate might be dandy but liquor makes me randy