We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Gelee Blend: Double Flavor Jelly Candies

sometimes all fruit jellies aren't good fruit jellies.

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Cola Cubes

I love hard candies and I love cola - a natural fit, right?

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Sweetly Naturals: Lollipops Leave Me Longing

Rote flavors and not sure how 'natural' these really are. The OG from OG are lit though.

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Lifeguard Paste “Candy”

They call it paste, how good can it be?

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Haribo Spaghetti

Sometimes, things look just like they taste

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Haribo DJ Brause

Is dj'ing even still cool?

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Do we really need the Cadbury Mr. Big Bar?

Canada chocolate bar isn't really setting the world on fire. And in this case getting set on fire would be a good thing.

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Red Hots: the old “bait & switch”

Way to take my childhood, yell at it, then shit on it. Good job.

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Wiley Wallaby Australian Style Gourmet Huckleberry Licorice

Get ready for a major life incident. A turning point of trust, if you will.

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Goetze’s Original Cream Caramels

Memories are one thing...reality is another. Literally! They're different things.

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Sallos X-TREME and and X-PLOSIVE

Spicy? Salty? These are few of my favorite things...

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Cadbury Dairy Milk Marvellous Creations

Finally, putting the reputation of Cadbury chocolate to the test

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Cockfest! er- Cokofest. Sorry. But it’s from Turkey.

Seriously, how often do you guys come home wasted late at night, on the mood for a cockfest?

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Napoleon Tropical Sweet

The flavors in this variety are rare and exotic. Get y our expectations RAISED TO THE LIMIT!

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Trolli Bunte Kuh (Brindled Cow)

A Bridnled Cow is a cow that exhibits a tiger stripe-like pattern on their fur. Remember this for later.

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Chuckles

Chuckles? Not even CLOSE TO LAUGHING OVER HERE.

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Albanese Fruit Slices

Slice, slice baby....

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Haribo Creamy Ice

Sometimes, when you're craving ice cream.....you should just buy ice cream.

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Haribo Gold Bears FAN EDITION!!!

Haribo let their fans pick new flavors. This should be a national holiday.

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Mike and Ike Cotton Candy

Take me out to the ball game, take me out to the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and Mike and Ike, I don't care if I...

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Kadunks: More stuff to dip in stuff

Kid tested, Mother....not so much with the approved.

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Airheads Bites

What do Airheads and Butterfingers have in common?

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Ritter Ice Cream Parlor: Coffee Cream (Eiscafe)

I love coffee ice cream. Love it. But does this bar do it justice?

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Trolli Milk Cows

Last time I checked, yogurt was for dieting moms and babies. And all those millions of new Greek people.

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Dandy’s Cola Sparkling Candy

The allure of cola hard candy is strong. But fizzy sparkling cola hard candy? It's enough to give this man pause.

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Mr. Candy British Treats: Rosey Apples & Pear Drops

Classic boiled sweets from the UK - what could be better? Or in this case, what couldn't be?

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Tic Tac Mango-Guava & Mint-Guarana

This is the kind of dream flavor combo that has to be dreamed up over Caipirinhas and Churrasco.

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Taveners Lemon & Strawberry Sherbets

Perhaps THE most iconic classic British candy is under the microscope today, yo.

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D’Anjou Pear & Mango Ginger Zingers

Trendy ginger and imaginary fruit: a good combo?

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Bassett’s Liquorice Allsorts

I love licorice, coconut, fruits, and chocolate. Love. But will I love them together? I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT. Together.

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