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Haribo Childhood Banger Edition

These are apparently “childhood bangers” of German youth

Pascall Boysenberry Ripple Lumps

Sometimes you just gotta take your lumps.

Brukdown Bar from Belize

‘Brukdown’ is Belizean music, with African rhythms and such. Like Creole and Calypso. Will a chocolate bar live up to it?

Kinder Bueno is. . . wait for it . . . good.

It’s possible I wrote this review simply so I could embed a music video in it.

4D Gummy Frootz – Oranges Flavor

Little baby oranges with stems. Almost too cute to eat.

Creme Savers are back! (Should we care though?)

Swirly nostalgia, anyone?

Sweetarts Chewy Fusions

by Jonny | May 13, 2022 | 1 Comment

It’s a candy/gummy/crunchy bits miracle!

Low Sugar Gummies by Biobor are Sweet

by Matty | Apr 25, 2022 | 0 Comments

Low sugar candy may not be an oxymoron anymore.

Amos 4D Gummies. Wow.

by Jonny | Apr 12, 2022 | 2 Comments

Could this be the first excellent Chinese candy we’ve tried?

Ghirardelli Minis: Top of the Heap

by Matty | Mar 25, 2022 | 0 Comments

Is it ‘geer-are-deli’ or ‘Jeer-ar-deli’ ? One of you find out and let us know.

Trolli Sour Crunchy Crawlers

by Jonny | Mar 11, 2022 | 3 Comments

Can these break the trend of shitty Trolli candies?

Arizona Fruit Snacks

by Matty | Feb 25, 2022 | 2 Comments

Fruit snacks are candy. You know it, I know it. Kids might not think so. They’re wrong.

Haribo Sour Crocodiles

by Jonny | Feb 18, 2022 | 4 Comments

Just when we thought Germany was sleeping, they offer us this…

Hey Yum! organic jellies

by Jonny | Jan 14, 2022 | 0 Comments

Is healthy candy REALLY ever healthy?

Spice up the new year with jovy candy

by Matty | Jan 5, 2022 | 2 Comments

Dare I say this is the best and most unique candy out there? I dared.

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