Yeah, sounds pretty good, doesn’t it?

I thought they heyday of getting shit printed on mugs, mouse pads, and shirts was kinda over.  And maybe it is, but the fact remains that I drank my green tea this morning out of my Father’s Day mug my little dude made me years ago-so…people generally don’t throw this stuff away.  At least I don’t.

I hadn’t really been tracking the print-your-photos-on-stuff space when we were approached by a company called Vision Bedding.  They asked if they could make us something, and I was all like…free stuff?  Of course!  I really had no idea that the rug I quickly picked out  would turn out so amazingly badass.  But it did, and here it is:

I mean…who could step on THAT? I was blown away!  Especially because the way you upload your photo, pick text and finalize it takes so little time..honestly, I was sure it would turn out janky.  As is though?  I kinda adore it.
This is where you guys come in.  Vision Bedding is graciously offering one of you guys a fat $100 gift certificate to get whatever the hell you want, and they make a lot of stuff.  Just for perspective, the rug above cost just above $50, so you can imagine what spoils a crisp Hundy can get you.

But you may be saying to yourselves, Jonny, what do I have to do to win this fabled prize?  This is my favorite part.  Usually web contests suck, because…what do you have to do?  Just like a post?  Follow us on Instagram?  Not this time friends, not this time.

Well sort of this time.  Yes, you’re gonna have to follow us on both Instagram and Twitter.  But from there, the contest starts.  What we want to know is exactly what you’d make if you won.  Will it be a pillow of Lady Gaga singing the National Anthem?  A tote bag with your favorite photo of Uncle Larry passed out at Thanksgiving?  Maybe  a rug with people you hate on it so you can literally walk over them?  OOH!  A Trump carpet?

That’s all up to you guys.  What I’d suggest you do is to head over to Visionbedding.com and see what there is to choose from.  Then, starting next week, we’ll make ONE Twitter post and ONE Instagram post for the official entry.  You can enter on either, but you gotta be following us on both to win.

So make it count, kids.  This is some seriously fun (and high quality) swag that you don’t want to miss out on.

Also, in the decade the Candy Gurus has been around, this is the FIRST post on this site that’s not a candy review.  That’s kind of significant, isn’t it?  To someone?  Maybe?

Follow us, and be on the lookout…