We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Wonka “Everlasting” Gobstoppers : “Feh”

Wonka “Everlasting” Gobstoppers : “Feh”

Reviewed by on May 4, 2010

Oral fixation never had it so bad...

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Wonka’s Exceptionals: Chocolate Bars – disappointing, unless you’re an Oompa.

Wonka’s Exceptionals: Chocolate Bars – disappointing, unless you’re an Oompa.

Reviewed by on Mar 22, 2010

I looked up "exceptional" in the dictionary and found that it means unusually excellent or superior, extremely rare and extraordinary. Then I looked through the Wonka website and they call the Wonka Exceptional Chocolate bars "the World's Most Incomparably Imaginative Chocolate." Really? Quite a description to live up to...

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Is Willy Wonka Wanking?

Is Willy Wonka Wanking?

Reviewed by on Sep 3, 2009

Willy Wonka releases their first gummy & sour gummy. Yummy?

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Nothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.

Nothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.

Reviewed by on Aug 21, 2009

Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?

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Evolution : Sour Nerds

Evolution : Sour Nerds

Reviewed by on Dec 21, 2008

You want some fantastic sour power AND flavor? Rock it.

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Wonka Tinglerz – Two Worlds Colliding?

Wonka Tinglerz – Two Worlds Colliding?

Reviewed by on Dec 2, 2008

Love those pop rocks in my chocolate....???

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Wonka Fun Dip.

Wonka Fun Dip.

Reviewed by on Oct 3, 2008

Papa no-likey.

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Wonka Runts. Call your dentist, STAT!

Wonka Runts. Call your dentist, STAT!

Reviewed by on Oct 2, 2008

Too scary to eat much, but they're pretty decent.

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Wonka Giant Chewy Sweet Tarts – I say Yes.

Wonka Giant Chewy Sweet Tarts – I say Yes.

Reviewed by on Aug 9, 2008

These never fail to come through for me

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Giant Chewy Nerds Should Be Called Giant Chewy Turds

Giant Chewy Nerds Should Be Called Giant Chewy Turds

Reviewed by on Jul 23, 2008

So gross. SO gross.

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