We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

It’s Valentine’s Day. Do You REALLY Think These Gobstoppers Will Help?

Lots of first world problems for me today, but enough about me: let's talk about YOU. And what the HELL you're gonna do for Valentine's Day! You're a mess!

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Nerds Wildberry & Peach

As a Nerds connoisseur, I was both humiliated and overjoyed to learn of a flavor I hadn't tried yet.

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Wonka “Everlasting” Gobstoppers : “Feh”

Oral fixation never had it so bad...

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Wonka’s Exceptionals: Chocolate Bars – disappointing, unless you’re an Oompa.

I looked up "exceptional" in the dictionary and found that it means unusually excellent or superior, extremely rare and extraordinary. Then I looked through the Wonka website and they call the Wonka Exceptional Chocolate bars "the World's Most Incomparably Imaginative Chocolate." Really? Quite a description to live up to...

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Nothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.

Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?

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Evolution : Sour Nerds

You want some fantastic sour power AND flavor? Rock it.

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Wonka Fun Dip.

Papa no-likey.

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Wonka Runts. Call your dentist, STAT!

Too scary to eat much, but they're pretty decent.

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Wonka Giant Chewy Sweet Tarts – I say Yes.

These never fail to come through for me

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Giant Chewy Nerds Should Be Called Giant Chewy Turds

So gross. SO gross.

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