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It’s Valentine’s Day. Do You REALLY Think These Gobstoppers Will Help?

It’s Valentine’s Day. Do You REALLY Think These Gobstoppers Will Help?

Reviewed by on Feb 14, 2013

Lots of first world problems for me today, but enough about me: let's talk about YOU. And what the HELL you're gonna do for Valentine's Day! You're a mess!

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Nerds Wildberry & Peach

Nerds Wildberry & Peach

Reviewed by on Oct 19, 2012

As a Nerds connoisseur, I was both humiliated and overjoyed to learn of a flavor I hadn't tried yet.

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Wonka “Everlasting” Gobstoppers : “Feh”

Wonka “Everlasting” Gobstoppers : “Feh”

Reviewed by on May 4, 2010

Oral fixation never had it so bad...

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Wonka’s Exceptionals: Chocolate Bars – disappointing, unless you’re an Oompa.

Wonka’s Exceptionals: Chocolate Bars – disappointing, unless you’re an Oompa.

Reviewed by on Mar 22, 2010

I looked up "exceptional" in the dictionary and found that it means unusually excellent or superior, extremely rare and extraordinary. Then I looked through the Wonka website and they call the Wonka Exceptional Chocolate bars "the World's Most Incomparably Imaginative Chocolate." Really? Quite a description to live up to...

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Nothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.

Nothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.

Reviewed by on Aug 21, 2009

Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?

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Evolution : Sour Nerds

Evolution : Sour Nerds

Reviewed by on Dec 21, 2008

You want some fantastic sour power AND flavor? Rock it.

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Wonka Fun Dip.

Wonka Fun Dip.

Reviewed by on Oct 3, 2008

Papa no-likey.

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Wonka Runts. Call your dentist, STAT!

Wonka Runts. Call your dentist, STAT!

Reviewed by on Oct 2, 2008

Too scary to eat much, but they're pretty decent.

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Wonka Giant Chewy Sweet Tarts – I say Yes.

Wonka Giant Chewy Sweet Tarts – I say Yes.

Reviewed by on Aug 9, 2008

These never fail to come through for me

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Giant Chewy Nerds Should Be Called Giant Chewy Turds

Giant Chewy Nerds Should Be Called Giant Chewy Turds

Reviewed by on Jul 23, 2008

So gross. SO gross.

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