We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Maynard’s Wine Gums : An Un-Reviewed Classic!

THE original wine gum. Or at least, the first I ever had. It was a balmy day in Heathrow airport, November 2002...

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Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together

If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.

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Sun & Fun Fruit Gums

I’m a big fan of gummies in general—but “fruit gums”, as they’re known across the pond,...

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Haribo Wine Gums – Awesome Nipples

I did a jig of joy in my head when I found these. Black Currant for the wine! (too clever?)

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Trolli Impresses Yet Again – But What’s The Flavor?!?!

Imagine a flavor you're intimately familiar with, but that you've never eaten before-as a candy, that is.

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Taveners Wine Gums-Finally, Candy For Drunks!

I once ate two bags of wine gums hoping to cop a buzz.

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Maynards Sours make me go all like “whoah” and “damn!”

I like to pretend it's just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.

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Rowntrees Wine Gums : My Favorite Candy, Period.

Seriously, this is about as good as it gets.

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Red Band Top Gums

Yummy, good. Hard to find.

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