We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Just Born Mike & Ike Zours

Just Born Mike & Ike Zours

Reviewed by on Sep 19, 2014

I tried these before and they were nothing to write home about. Has the recipe changed? OR IS IT ME THAT'S CHANGED?!?

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Haribo Fan Gums Brazil : GOALLLLLLLLL!!! (or perhaps not)

Haribo Fan Gums Brazil : GOALLLLLLLLL!!! (or perhaps not)

Reviewed by on Jun 20, 2014

He shoots, and he sco- wait. No, I....don't think he scored at all. Look away.

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Charms Blow Pop Minis

Charms Blow Pop Minis

Reviewed by on Apr 14, 2014

Man oh man, was I obsessed with Charms Blow Pops as a kid. A whole bag of them? Sign me up.

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Jolly Rancher Chews : Should You…CHOOSE Them? OH NO I DI-IN’T!!!

Jolly Rancher Chews : Should You…CHOOSE Them? OH NO I DI-IN’T!!!

Reviewed by on Feb 21, 2013

Hey, it's a review of something you can actually BUY in this country! BUT SHOULD YOU???

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Brain Blasterz – Wimps Need Not Apply

Brain Blasterz – Wimps Need Not Apply

Reviewed by on Oct 23, 2012

How sour is "too sour"? And damn it, when are the wimps gonna have a candy of their own?

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Mentos: Tasting the Rainbow

Mentos: Tasting the Rainbow

Reviewed by on Jul 5, 2012

I reviewed Mentos back in the day as lame-when it was ME that was lame all along!

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Jolly Rancher Crunch N’ Chews : I REALLY wanted to like these more

Jolly Rancher Crunch N’ Chews : I REALLY wanted to like these more

Reviewed by on Mar 7, 2012

The Ranch® has been giving us great tasting candies for years-but how will these hold up, compared to the legend?

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Quick Hit Review: Jolly Rancher Doubles

Quick Hit Review: Jolly Rancher Doubles

Reviewed by on Feb 16, 2012

Two flavors in one - the promise almost never delivers.

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Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.

Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.

Reviewed by on Aug 15, 2011

I love Ranchers. Old school yummles. So it's perfectly logical for me to expect Rancher Chews - with the word "awesome" in the title - to be just that, no?

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Albanese 12 Flavor Gummy Bears – The Best In The World?

Albanese 12 Flavor Gummy Bears – The Best In The World?

Reviewed by on Feb 11, 2011

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Quick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat

Quick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat

Reviewed by on Oct 11, 2010

Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.

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Skwinkles. Is Tasting Like Ass the Objective Here?

Skwinkles. Is Tasting Like Ass the Objective Here?

Reviewed by on Jun 16, 2009

Salsa on candy? Really? Hey Skwinkles: I couldn't not like you less.

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Jolly Rancher Gummies – Just Like the Real Thing

Jolly Rancher Gummies – Just Like the Real Thing

Reviewed by on May 31, 2009

I like a Jolly Rancher enough that I'll follow the happy guy and his little candies wheree'r he goeth.

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UK Sweets – I’d like to DIP my BALLS in it! – Fizzy Balls, that is..

UK Sweets – I’d like to DIP my BALLS in it! – Fizzy Balls, that is..

Reviewed by on Apr 14, 2009

Fizzy. Balls. 'Nuff said.

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Starburst Sour Jelly Beans. Not yo Grandma’s Beans-But Quite Possibly Your Brother’s.

Starburst Sour Jelly Beans. Not yo Grandma’s Beans-But Quite Possibly Your Brother’s.

Reviewed by on Apr 7, 2009

Review By : Jonny As we approach Easter, I approach Jelly Beans. Being hella Jew-y, the holiday has absolutely zero...

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Warheads QBZ Sour Chews

Warheads QBZ Sour Chews

Reviewed by on Dec 6, 2008

Interesting...

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LifeSavers Gummies “Fruit Splosions”

LifeSavers Gummies “Fruit Splosions”

Reviewed by on Nov 29, 2008

Not bad!

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Zotz. ZOTZ!!! (Seriously, SCREAM IT, it’s fun!)

Zotz. ZOTZ!!! (Seriously, SCREAM IT, it’s fun!)

Reviewed by on Aug 27, 2008

Love these things.

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