We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Bassett’s Liquorice Allsorts

I love licorice, coconut, fruits, and chocolate. Love. But will I love them together? I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT. Together.

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Grandma’s Finest Licorice Fruits

Know how I regularly talk about “Grandma Candy”?  It generally requires some variation of hard candy and...

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Trolli iGums

These little crazies hold a secret. A delicious secret.

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Sour Punch Bites : I Should Have Known Better

I can't resist sour chewy things. It's my weakness.

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Trolli Valentine Mix: Sour Gummi Candy be Dandy

Don't lie to me about what your candy tastes like. I'm not 19. It won't make me want to sleep with you more. Also, Happy Valentine's Day.

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Cotton Candy: I like it. There. I said it. Gottanissue widat?

Cotton candy, also called candy floss, is sweet.

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Haribo Sour S’ghettti

In a world where virtually no Haribo is available to us lame-o Americans...this bag says "hell no!" and begs to arrive at your doorstep

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Smarties Strawberry Taffy: Thanks (for not) Giving (me any in the future)

It's taffy by nature. Not strawberry by taste. Kids like it too but kids don't know sh*&.

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Diamond in the Rough : Target’s Market Pantry Fruity Twists

What happens when a Target brand candy turns out to be outstanding?

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Haribo Tagada Pink’s Got No Stink

We reviewed Haribo’s “Primavera” candies a while back, and I liked them. A lot. Little did I know...

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The Future is Here: Milk Straws Magic Sucking

Remember when you had to use spoons? So lame.

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Haribo Strawberries & Cream : Underrated and Delightful

I get the whole Strawberries thing, but I'm not playing tennis over here-don't need or want the cream. Blech. Oh, the CANDY Strawberries & Cream? Oh, I see.

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Mentos: Tasting the Rainbow

I reviewed Mentos back in the day as lame-when it was ME that was lame all along!

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Newman’s Organic Sour Licorice : There’s No Way This Can Be Good

Red "licorice" products almost always suck. Will these be any different? Will they really be sour? Will I ever stop asking questions?

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Welch’s Filled Licorice : You Know What I’m Gonna Say, Right?

Will we like this filled licorice? Have we EVER liked filled licorice?

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Katjes Frucht-Kaugis : What fruit should taste like

I used to not like soft gummies. Great German candy used to be impossible to find. Both of these things have changed.

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Jolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour

Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.

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Whoppers Milkshake Strawberry Malt Balls: Where’s the Quik yo?!

I wanted these to taste like Strawberry Quik - the best fake strawberry drink powder on the market. Hint: they don't.

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Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together

If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.

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Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!

A repressed memory of a classic candy come to light with shocking (not really at all) results!

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Darrell Lea and Natural Vines: Licor-esque

Candy is dandy but Licorice is ridicorous.

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Quick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat

Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.

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Koppers Sour Petite Fruits – Mystery Solved

Chewy, tart little fruit looking lovelies.

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Albanese Sour Inch Worms: World’s Best? Let’s Test.

Albanese Gummis Sour Inch Worms calls themselves World's Best. Not country's best. Not state's best. WORLD'S BEST. Us Candygurus calls thems fighting words. A new candy maker creating a semi-tired, yet tried/true, sour worm gummi and calling them "Worlds Best?" We'll be the judges of that.

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Taveners Wine Gums-Finally, Candy For Drunks!

I once ate two bags of wine gums hoping to cop a buzz.

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Rowntrees Juicy Jellies, Yummy Smellies!

If they made cologne that smelled like these, I'd wear the hell out of it.

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Haribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint

The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!

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Auce or Whatev? Sweetness or FAIL? Trident Layers.

It's not a sandwich : it's a Gumwich™, Bitch!

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Haribo Primavera Is NOT Pasta, Apparently.

If Strawberry Quick had a candy version, this would be it.

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Is Willy Wonka Wanking?

Willy Wonka releases their first gummy & sour gummy. Yummy?

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Chewsbetter, Chewsbetter, Chews Bet! Chewwwewws!***

Are you a "candy healthy people"?

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Fruit Snacks Welch on the Promise of Flavor

Suggestion: Stick to the grape juice

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Ice Breakers Chewy Sours – Which Way Is This One Gonna Go?

Oh, snap! Check these out, yo...

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Cubyrop Asian hard candies. I have nothing witty to add.

Righhhhhhhhht.......

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Warheads QBZ Sour Chews

Interesting...

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Toxic Waste Hi Voltage Bubble Gum

A mixed bag.

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LifeSavers Gummies “Fruit Splosions”

Not bad!

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Swiss Petite Fruit – My longest running candy obsession?

No folks, that's NOT marzipan you're looking at

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Rowntrees Wine Gums : My Favorite Candy, Period.

Seriously, this is about as good as it gets.

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