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Trolli Valentine Mix: Sour Gummi Candy be Dandy

Reviewed by Matty on Feb 6, 2013

Don't lie to me about what your candy tastes like. I'm not 19. It won't make me want to sleep with you more. Also, Happy Valentine's Day.

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Cotton Candy: I like it. There. I said it. Gottanissue widat?

Reviewed by Matty on Dec 3, 2012

Cotton candy, also called candy floss, is sweet.

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Haribo Sour S’ghettti

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 29, 2012

In a world where virtually no Haribo is available to us lame-o Americans...this bag says "hell no!" and begs to arrive at your doorstep

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Smarties Strawberry Taffy: Thanks (for not) Giving (me any in the future)

Reviewed by Matty on Nov 26, 2012

It's taffy by nature. Not strawberry by taste. Kids like it too but kids don't know sh*&.

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Diamond in the Rough : Target’s Market Pantry Fruity Twists

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 11, 2012

What happens when a Target brand candy turns out to be outstanding?

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Haribo Tagada Pink’s Got No Stink

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 1, 2012

We reviewed Haribo’s “Primavera” candies a while back, and I liked them. A lot. Little did I know...

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The Future is Here: Milk Straws Magic Sucking

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 1, 2012

Remember when you had to use spoons? So lame.

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Haribo Strawberries & Cream : Underrated and Delightful

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 20, 2012

I get the whole Strawberries thing, but I'm not playing tennis over here-don't need or want the cream. Blech. Oh, the CANDY Strawberries & Cream? Oh, I see.

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Mentos: Tasting the Rainbow

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 5, 2012

I reviewed Mentos back in the day as lame-when it was ME that was lame all along!

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Newman’s Organic Sour Licorice : There’s No Way This Can Be Good

Reviewed by Jonny on May 30, 2012

Red "licorice" products almost always suck. Will these be any different? Will they really be sour? Will I ever stop asking questions?

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Welch’s Filled Licorice : You Know What I’m Gonna Say, Right?

Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 19, 2012

Will we like this filled licorice? Have we EVER liked filled licorice?

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Katjes Frucht-Kaugis : What fruit should taste like

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 1, 2012

I used to not like soft gummies. Great German candy used to be impossible to find. Both of these things have changed.

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Jolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 16, 2011

Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.

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Whoppers Milkshake Strawberry Malt Balls: Where’s the Quik yo?!

Reviewed by Matty on Sep 1, 2011

I wanted these to taste like Strawberry Quik - the best fake strawberry drink powder on the market. Hint: they don't.

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Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 25, 2011

If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.

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Remember these? : BBBats baby, yeah!

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 24, 2011

A repressed memory of a classic candy come to light with shocking (not really at all) results!

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Albanese 12 Flavor Gummy Bears – The Best In The World?

Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 11, 2011

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Darrell Lea and Natural Vines: Licor-esque

Reviewed by Matty on Nov 12, 2010

Candy is dandy but Licorice is ridicorous.

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Extra Dessert Delights: Short Lasting Cakey Goodness?

Reviewed by Matty on Oct 17, 2010

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Quick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 11, 2010

Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.

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Ritter-Sport: New (and Old?) Chocolate Bars FTW

Reviewed by Matty on Aug 31, 2010

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Koppers Sour Petite Fruits – Mystery Solved

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 27, 2010

Chewy, tart little fruit looking lovelies.

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Albanese Sour Inch Worms: World’s Best? Let’s Test.

Reviewed by Matty on Jul 16, 2010

Albanese Gummis Sour Inch Worms calls themselves World's Best. Not country's best. Not state's best. WORLD'S BEST. Us Candygurus calls thems fighting words. A new candy maker creating a semi-tired, yet tried/true, sour worm gummi and calling them "Worlds Best?" We'll be the judges of that.

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