We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Zele Bomboni Sugar Coated Jelly Candy

Zele Bomboni Sugar Coated Jelly Candy

Reviewed by on May 30, 2014

Pate De Fruit! I call dibs!

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Taveners Rhubarb & Custard

Taveners Rhubarb & Custard

Reviewed by on Feb 20, 2014

Ooh! Another take on the super Brit treat rhubarb & custard boiled sweets! (That's "hard candy" on 'Merican)

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Video Review : Fla•Vor•Ice Squeeze Candy

Video Review : Fla•Vor•Ice Squeeze Candy

Reviewed by on Oct 9, 2013

It's exactly like the frozen version of Flav•R•Ice except inedible, disgusting, with notes of vaseline and lube.

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I’ve Seen Hell, My Friends: And It’s Filthy With Spogs

I’ve Seen Hell, My Friends: And It’s Filthy With Spogs

Reviewed by on Nov 9, 2012

I’m still shuddering.   Recently I contacted Aunty Nellie’s Sweet Shop in Ireland to get my hands on...

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Baseball and Rodents – Haribo Susse Mause

Baseball and Rodents – Haribo Susse Mause

Reviewed by on Oct 22, 2010

Mice never tasted so...horrible.

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Twizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles

Twizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles

Reviewed by on Jun 29, 2010

Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.

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Hotlix Jalapeno Lollipop – Now, With Acetylemine Benzohydrates!

Reviewed by on Jun 1, 2010

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Katje’s Tappsy – Marshy Licorice Hell

Katje’s Tappsy – Marshy Licorice Hell

Reviewed by on Dec 9, 2009

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A Cornucopia of Asian…Candy?

Reviewed by on Nov 6, 2009

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Yorkie is Yucky

Yorkie is Yucky

Reviewed by on Nov 1, 2009

Yorkie is like : not so much.

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My knee AND this Dorian fruit candy both are assholes.

My knee AND this Dorian fruit candy both are assholes.

Reviewed by on Aug 13, 2009

The most exotic fruit in the world gets the candy treatment! Get your nose ready...

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Serpentinas – slithering around bad taste

Serpentinas – slithering around bad taste

Reviewed by on Jul 2, 2009

It’s not fair to blame the masses for the faults of a few. Like, you can’t say every Iranian is a numbnut;...

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Skwinkles. Is Tasting Like Ass the Objective Here?

Skwinkles. Is Tasting Like Ass the Objective Here?

Reviewed by on Jun 16, 2009

Salsa on candy? Really? Hey Skwinkles: I couldn't not like you less.

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Fruit Snacks Welch on the Promise of Flavor

Fruit Snacks Welch on the Promise of Flavor

Reviewed by on Apr 16, 2009

Suggestion: Stick to the grape juice

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Radberry Assorted Now and Laters Officially Not Rad

Radberry Assorted Now and Laters Officially Not Rad

Reviewed by on Mar 15, 2009

If you're gonna name your candy "rad", then it better deliver.

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Wonka Fun Dip.

Wonka Fun Dip.

Reviewed by on Oct 3, 2008

Papa no-likey.

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Cherry Chill Tic-Tacs : What’s the Fuc*ing Point???

Cherry Chill Tic-Tacs : What’s the Fuc*ing Point???

Reviewed by on Aug 2, 2008

Tic-Toc, Tic-Tac

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Giant Chewy Nerds Should Be Called Giant Chewy Turds

Giant Chewy Nerds Should Be Called Giant Chewy Turds

Reviewed by on Jul 23, 2008

So gross. SO gross.

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Haribo Perl-Eier (Pearl Eggs)

Haribo Perl-Eier (Pearl Eggs)

Reviewed by on Jul 12, 2008

Eewwyuuuck.

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