We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Zele Bomboni Sugar Coated Jelly Candy

Pate De Fruit! I call dibs!

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Taveners Rhubarb & Custard

Ooh! Another take on the super Brit treat rhubarb & custard boiled sweets! (That's "hard candy" on 'Merican)

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Video Review : Fla•Vor•Ice Squeeze Candy

It's exactly like the frozen version of Flav•R•Ice except inedible, disgusting, with notes of vaseline and lube.

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I’ve Seen Hell, My Friends: And It’s Filthy With Spogs

I’m still shuddering.   Recently I contacted Aunty Nellie’s Sweet Shop in Ireland to get my hands on...

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Baseball and Rodents – Haribo Susse Mause

Mice never tasted so...horrible.

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Twizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles

Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.

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A Cornucopia of Asian…Candy?

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Yorkie is Yucky

Yorkie is like : not so much.

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My knee AND this Dorian fruit candy both are assholes.

The most exotic fruit in the world gets the candy treatment! Get your nose ready...

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Serpentinas – slithering around bad taste

It’s not fair to blame the masses for the faults of a few. Like, you can’t say every Iranian is a numbnut;...

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Skwinkles. Is Tasting Like Ass the Objective Here?

Salsa on candy? Really? Hey Skwinkles: I couldn't not like you less.

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Fruit Snacks Welch on the Promise of Flavor

Suggestion: Stick to the grape juice

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Radberry Assorted Now and Laters Officially Not Rad

If you're gonna name your candy "rad", then it better deliver.

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Wonka Fun Dip.

Papa no-likey.

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Cherry Chill Tic-Tacs : What’s the Fuc*ing Point???

Tic-Toc, Tic-Tac

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Giant Chewy Nerds Should Be Called Giant Chewy Turds

So gross. SO gross.

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Haribo Perl-Eier (Pearl Eggs)

Eewwyuuuck.

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