Hotlix Margarita & Margarita with Salt Lollipops

Reviewed by Jonny on May 23, 2019

They're very similar to Spinal Tap's classic album "Shark Sandwich". In the review, at least.

Taveners Rhubarb & Custard

Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 20, 2014

Ooh! Another take on the super Brit treat rhubarb & custard boiled sweets! (That's "hard candy" on 'Merican)

I’ve Seen Hell, My Friends: And It’s Filthy With Spogs

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 9, 2012

I’m still shuddering.   Recently I contacted Aunty Nellie’s Sweet Shop in Ireland to get my hands on...

Twizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 29, 2010

Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.

Katje’s Tappsy – Marshy Licorice Hell

Reviewed by Matty on Dec 9, 2009

Yorkie is Yucky

Reviewed by Matty on Nov 1, 2009

Yorkie is like : not so much.

Serpentinas – slithering around bad taste

Reviewed by Matty on Jul 2, 2009

It’s not fair to blame the masses for the faults of a few. Like, you can’t say every Iranian is a numbnut;...

Fruit Snacks Welch on the Promise of Flavor

Reviewed by Matty on Apr 16, 2009

Suggestion: Stick to the grape juice

Wonka Fun Dip.

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 3, 2008

Papa no-likey.

Giant Chewy Nerds Should Be Called Giant Chewy Turds

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 23, 2008

So gross. SO gross.