Hotlix Margarita & Margarita with Salt Lollipops
They're very similar to Spinal Tap's classic album "Shark Sandwich". In the review, at least.
Full ReviewTaveners Rhubarb & Custard
Ooh! Another take on the super Brit treat rhubarb & custard boiled sweets! (That's "hard candy" on 'Merican)
Full ReviewVideo Review : Fla•Vor•Ice Squeeze Candy
It's exactly like the frozen version of Flav•R•Ice except inedible, disgusting, with notes of vaseline and lube.
Full ReviewI’ve Seen Hell, My Friends: And It’s Filthy With Spogs
I’m still shuddering. Recently I contacted Aunty Nellie’s Sweet Shop in Ireland to get my hands on...
Full ReviewTwizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles
Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.
Full ReviewMy knee AND this Dorian fruit candy both are assholes.
The most exotic fruit in the world gets the candy treatment! Get your nose ready...
Full ReviewSerpentinas – slithering around bad taste
It’s not fair to blame the masses for the faults of a few. Like, you can’t say every Iranian is a numbnut;...
Full ReviewSkwinkles. Is Tasting Like Ass the Objective Here?
Salsa on candy? Really? Hey Skwinkles: I couldn't not like you less.
Full ReviewRadberry Assorted Now and Laters Officially Not Rad
If you're gonna name your candy "rad", then it better deliver.
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