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Two Haute Cowgirls Srira-Cha-Cha Popcorn

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 14, 2016

Read with me as I bare my soul and innermost feelings regarding Sri Racha based food products

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Burning Sweets : Flaming Hot Candies

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 11, 2016

Prepare to have your collective asses blown out

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Sallos X-TREME and and X-PLOSIVE

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 17, 2015

Spicy? Salty? These are few of my favorite things...

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Laurie & Sons Moroccan Spiced Dark Chocolate Toffees

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 6, 2015

Didn't like the look of these. Don't like cinnamon. But I LOVED these.

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Sugarfina’s “Hearts Afire”

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 18, 2014

Delicious, chile & ginger spiced gummies, extremely original tasting. Except...the kids don't seem to agree...

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World Cup 2014 as told by 2 candies: German Spicy Strawberry and Brazilian Caipirinha Candies

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 14, 2014

In one corner, Brazil with their darling cocktail. In the other, Germany with brutally spicy strawberries. Who'll win this time?

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Hot Tamales Tropical Heat

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 11, 2014

Bring some zing into your candy eating life, and let's get funky.

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Sri Racha Candy Canes

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 11, 2013

Oh joy! Holiday season! Another Sri Racha flavored candy! Another opportunity for disappointment!

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Ahoj-Brause Halloween Bonbons : Is it Halloween Yet? Please?

Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 8, 2013

Some people "don't like hard candy". These are the same people that "aren't allowed to be near children" and who "eat their own dandruff". I'm sure of it.

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Haribo Hot Sticks: Ginger Never Tasted So Imported

Reviewed by Matty on Jan 7, 2013

Did you know Germany was name after Ginger? It grows everywhere over there. Seriously.

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Sri Racha Lollipops – The Cock Has Spoken

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 11, 2012

It's finally happened : Sriracha sauce, or as I like to call it, life juice, has been made into a lolly. Rejoice?

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Caramels Diablo Sea Salt Caramels with Chile

Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 4, 2012

Aren't there enough sea salt caramels? Clearly not, smart guy.

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Gimbal’s Lavaballs- Red, Hot, & Spicy

Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 20, 2012

I come to you from the dulcet shores off the coast of Mexico. Vacation time- so obviously it’s time to review...

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Yummy Earth Organic Hot Chile Pops. Is The Spice Nice?

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 5, 2011

Can Yummy Earth once again produce a top notch hard candy and ride the line between spicy and sweet?

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Lammes Habanero Pralines – Spice is Nice.

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 18, 2011

Did I just find the best spicy candy ever made? Did I actually find it? Did Matty? Will I continue to ask myself questions? Is anyone listening?

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Altoids Ginger – Darn goood, but ultimately who cares?

Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 29, 2011

A mint isn’t really a “candy”, is it? Regardless of how good it is, it’s still not fun. No...

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Hotlix Jalapeno Lollipop – Now, With Acetylemine Benzohydrates!

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 1, 2010

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Donkey Balls’ “Balls of Fire”: Heatin’ Up Yr Nuts

Reviewed by Matty on Apr 16, 2010

These things are spicy and it creeps up on you; takes awhile to get there. Maybe 5 full one-one-thousands later and then this great cayenne flavor starts to appear in the back of my throat. Serious pure heat. I likey.

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