We may be sour, but we know our sweets.
Reviewed by Matty on Nov 25, 2013
Moucken Boules are Fooken Shoeless! (no idea what that means but I think it rhymes)
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 6, 2013
America doesn't know much from Pates De Fruits. Actually, I don't either, but I'm learning.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 18, 2013
Take the best Gummy Bears ever. Now, mess with them. Add cool flavors. Real juice. Whaddaya get? Absolute SHITE. Just kidding, tee hee!
Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 17, 2013
I talk a lot of smack about Mamba. Cool name, pretty lame candies. Will this Mamba gummie be any different? SPOILER ALERT: yes, it will. Very. A lot much very.
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 26, 2012
When shopping for Shower Fries, don't just consider flavor : consistency is important too
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 14, 2012
You think the kids who make your Nikes have tough conditions?
Reviewed by Matty on Aug 27, 2012
When you want to rub someone and then eat it off. Litrally.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 25, 2012
THE original wine gum. Or at least, the first I ever had. It was a balmy day in Heathrow airport, November 2002...
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 5, 2012
I reviewed Mentos back in the day as lame-when it was ME that was lame all along!
Reviewed by Jonny on May 21, 2012
One of the oldest hard candies around comes under scrutiny: are they still good? Were they ever good?
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 1, 2012
They're from Haribo, and you can get them anywhere. That's the good news. Are they worth buying though?
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 25, 2011
If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 11, 2011
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 1, 2009
Lifesavers' gummy track record sucks-can they change it with these?
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 25, 2009
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 17, 2009
Nice coin slot!
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 3, 2009
Oh, snap! Check these out, yo...
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 24, 2008
tasty, but lame-o packaging bums me out
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