We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Taveners Lemon & Strawberry Sherbets

Perhaps THE most iconic classic British candy is under the microscope today, yo.

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Swedish Sours: Raspberry Hallonshots & Tropical Punch Bottles at “The Candy Store”

Think you've been to the best candy store in San Francisco? If you haven't been here, you haven't.

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Mocken Boules: Talk about German Variety

Moucken Boules are Fooken Shoeless! (no idea what that means but I think it rhymes)

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Trader Joe’s All Natural Fruit Jellies

America doesn't know much from Pates De Fruits. Actually, I don't either, but I'm learning.

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Haribo Juicy Gold Bears

Take the best Gummy Bears ever. Now, mess with them. Add cool flavors. Real juice. Whaddaya get? Absolute SHITE. Just kidding, tee hee!

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Dude, Seriously. Mamba Sour Gummies are Kinda Awesome.

I talk a lot of smack about Mamba. Cool name, pretty lame candies. Will this Mamba gummie be any different? SPOILER ALERT: yes, it will. Very. A lot much very.

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Frigeo Ahoj Brause Shower Fries

When shopping for Shower Fries, don't just consider flavor : consistency is important too

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Trolli Sierra Cruz : No Seals Were Killed Making These

You think the kids who make your Nikes have tough conditions?

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Yume´ Blush: Rub All Over then Eat

When you want to rub someone and then eat it off. Litrally.

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Maynard’s Wine Gums : An Un-Reviewed Classic!

THE original wine gum. Or at least, the first I ever had. It was a balmy day in Heathrow airport, November 2002...

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Mentos: Tasting the Rainbow

I reviewed Mentos back in the day as lame-when it was ME that was lame all along!

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An Oldie But a Goodie : Charms Hard Candies

One of the oldest hard candies around comes under scrutiny: are they still good? Were they ever good?

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Haribo Raspberries

They're from Haribo, and you can get them anywhere. That's the good news. Are they worth buying though?

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Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together

If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.

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Lifesavers Sweet Strings N’ Sour Rings-Clever Name, But Do They Suck?

Lifesavers' gummy track record sucks-can they change it with these?

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Sunkist Fruit Gems Can Sunkiss My Ass!

Gemalicious Goo!

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Dollah Dollah Bill Y’all!

Nice coin slot!

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Ice Breakers Chewy Sours – Which Way Is This One Gonna Go?

Oh, snap! Check these out, yo...

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Mamba Sour. I have some issues here.

tasty, but lame-o packaging bums me out

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