We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Sugarfina’s “Hearts Afire”

Delicious, chile & ginger spiced gummies, extremely original tasting. Except...the kids don't seem to agree...

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Hot Tamales Tropical Heat

Bring some zing into your candy eating life, and let's get funky.

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Trolli Watschel – DUCKS THAT CAN STAND!!

More marshmallow? WHY??! DAMN IT WHY??? But….they're so cute, how can I stay mad at them??!?

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Katjes Grün-Ohr Barchen (They’re Neu!) Green Ear Bears

Dudes, check this: There’s no end to the amount of “gummy bears” that candy companies make, and...

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Classic Candy Review : The Astro Pop

Time Machine back to summer, 1975. Sand? Check. Sun? Check. Sunscreen? Nope. no one cared back then.

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Dude, Seriously. Mamba Sour Gummies are Kinda Awesome.

I talk a lot of smack about Mamba. Cool name, pretty lame candies. Will this Mamba gummie be any different? SPOILER ALERT: yes, it will. Very. A lot much very.

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Katjes Sour Tropical Gummies Taste Even Better Than The Bag Looks

Sour? Yes. Yummy? Natch. Delightful? Duh.

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Mentos: Tasting the Rainbow

I reviewed Mentos back in the day as lame-when it was ME that was lame all along!

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An Oldie But a Goodie : Charms Hard Candies

One of the oldest hard candies around comes under scrutiny: are they still good? Were they ever good?

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Katjes Euro Munzen : Interesting, Yummy, and a bit Weird

If you eat real money, you'll get chlamydia. Try these instead.

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Haribo Alphabet Letters : The Sweet Way to Lern to Spell

Can you spell "damn good"?

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Aussie Style Licorice : Pineapple and Marionberry

Anyone ever heard of a Marionberry? Licorice intrigues me.

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Auce or Whatev? Sweetness or FAIL? Trident Layers.

It's not a sandwich : it's a Gumwich™, Bitch!

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Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.

Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.

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Aloha! FruitGo Pineapple Hard Candies

Pineapple hard candy, not bad at all...

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Wonka Runts. Call your dentist, STAT!

Too scary to eat much, but they're pretty decent.

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