We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Dewars Fine Candies : Bakersfield’s Finest

Dewars Fine Candies : Bakersfield’s Finest

Reviewed by on Apr 18, 2013

I think I might have liked taffy when I was 4, but now? They all taste the same: bland, boring. And now we have more to try...

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Sendfudge.com: Can it get any clearer?

Sendfudge.com: Can it get any clearer?

Reviewed by on Aug 20, 2012

How in god's name am I going to get some fudge sent here? Sendfudge.com, that's the hell how yo!

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Want Some Free Sky Bars? UPDATED AGAIN!*

Want Some Free Sky Bars? UPDATED AGAIN!*

Reviewed by on Jun 19, 2012

*And we have our lucky give-away receivers! (See how I didn’t say “winners”? Cuz yr all winners!...

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Peanut Butter Bars: Simply Good

Peanut Butter Bars: Simply Good

Reviewed by on May 11, 2012

Peanut Butter like you like it - like peanut butter

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PB&J’s: Cursing the Name of Peanut Butter

PB&J’s: Cursing the Name of Peanut Butter

Reviewed by on Apr 26, 2012

PB&J's has a name that says "simpler days", "mom loves me" and "yum". These bars though say "your stoopid", "you have no taste" and "screw you".

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Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!

Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!

Reviewed by on Jul 24, 2011

A repressed memory of a classic candy come to light with shocking (not really at all) results!

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Brach’s Peanut Butter Poppins: Legacy Shmegacy. These Things are Good.

Brach’s Peanut Butter Poppins: Legacy Shmegacy. These Things are Good.

Reviewed by on May 3, 2011

I Know I know. Brach's is candy heresy. Well not these my brother. Not these.

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2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular

2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular

Reviewed by on Dec 13, 2010

The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!

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Vosges Peanut Butter Bonbons Slay The Ass off Reeses

Vosges Peanut Butter Bonbons Slay The Ass off Reeses

Reviewed by on Mar 12, 2010

The ass-kicker of Reeses has arrived.

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Reese’s Dark and Reese’s White: Look To The Cookie, Or At Least Elsewhere

Reese’s Dark and Reese’s White: Look To The Cookie, Or At Least Elsewhere

Reviewed by on Jan 22, 2010

The gang here at Candygurus are a mixed, motley crew. One of the Gurus is a CEO, while another plays professional...

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No one Better Slay a Singer on My Butterfinger

No one Better Slay a Singer on My Butterfinger

Reviewed by on Apr 7, 2009

If you need to read my review to know what this candy tastes like, then you either live in a cave or live outside the US. Both sound kinda fun to me right now.

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Reese’s P-nut Butt Whoppers: Go Nutty

Reese’s P-nut Butt Whoppers: Go Nutty

Reviewed by on Dec 29, 2008

Call me a heretic but I liked this shit. Maybe more than the OG version. No big whoop.

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Bit o’ Yummy, but Honey in my Tummy?

Bit o’ Yummy, but Honey in my Tummy?

Reviewed by on Aug 27, 2008

chewy, kinda salty, hard and long lasting. Sounds like my d*&%.

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