We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Video Review: Homemade “Chocopoo”

Struggling to find the words for this one.

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Colts Bolts – Classic Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter & Almonds

It's like everything good in a portable puck.

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Dewars Fine Candies : Bakersfield’s Finest

I think I might have liked taffy when I was 4, but now? They all taste the same: bland, boring. And now we have more to try...

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Sendfudge.com: Can it get any clearer?

How in god's name am I going to get some fudge sent here? Sendfudge.com, that's the hell how yo!

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Want Some Free Sky Bars? UPDATED AGAIN!*

*And we have our lucky give-away receivers! (See how I didn’t say “winners”? Cuz yr all winners!...

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Peanut Butter Bars: Simply Good

Peanut Butter like you like it - like peanut butter

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PB&J’s: Cursing the Name of Peanut Butter

PB&J's has a name that says "simpler days", "mom loves me" and "yum". These bars though say "your stoopid", "you have no taste" and "screw you".

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Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!

A repressed memory of a classic candy come to light with shocking (not really at all) results!

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Brach’s Peanut Butter Poppins: Legacy Shmegacy. These Things are Good.

I Know I know. Brach's is candy heresy. Well not these my brother. Not these.

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2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular

The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!

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Vosges Peanut Butter Bonbons Slay The Ass off Reeses

The ass-kicker of Reeses has arrived.

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Reese’s Dark and Reese’s White: Look To The Cookie, Or At Least Elsewhere

The gang here at Candygurus are a mixed, motley crew. One of the Gurus is a CEO, while another plays professional...

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No one Better Slay a Singer on My Butterfinger

If you need to read my review to know what this candy tastes like, then you either live in a cave or live outside the US. Both sound kinda fun to me right now.

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Reese’s P-nut Butt Whoppers: Go Nutty

Call me a heretic but I liked this shit. Maybe more than the OG version. No big whoop.

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Bit o’ Yummy, but Honey in my Tummy?

chewy, kinda salty, hard and long lasting. Sounds like my d*&%.

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