We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Japanese Milk Candy Tastes Like… wait for it…

YOUR CAT would eat this milk candy and be like "jesus this tastes like milk. I's luv it."

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Better Move to Europe if You Want Milk Gummies

Milk gummies. They're made of milk. You drink them. Kidding! You don't actually drink them.

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Trolli Milk Cows

Last time I checked, yogurt was for dieting moms and babies. And all those millions of new Greek people.

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The Future is Here: Milk Straws Magic Sucking

Remember when you had to use spoons? So lame.

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Haribo Strawberries & Cream : Underrated and Delightful

I get the whole Strawberries thing, but I'm not playing tennis over here-don't need or want the cream. Blech. Oh, the CANDY Strawberries & Cream? Oh, I see.

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Shanghai Surprise

Here we go again: Let's try once more to see if China is offering anything interesting in the way of candy these days.

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Arnold’s Candies Stick Candy : Ho Ho Ho

Ehh. Not for my liking, but the kid-in rare form-can't get enough of them.

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Leather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats

Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?

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Sour Japanese Gummies from Genki Crepes in SF

Yum, I mean ew....

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Ireland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???

Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?

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2010: The Year of Mierda Candy

Every year I like to do a candy bash post. For 2010, may I forever pray you don't go anywhere near the three candies in this post.

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Cow Tales — The Bovine Backside

These grew on me. I started out not liking them and now - as I wrote this - I realize I miss them. Not a longing. More like a yearn.

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