We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Japanese Milk Candy Tastes Like… wait for it…

Japanese Milk Candy Tastes Like… wait for it…

Reviewed by on Mar 24, 2016

YOUR CAT would eat this milk candy and be like "jesus this tastes like milk. I's luv it."

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Better Move to Europe if You Want Milk Gummies

Better Move to Europe if You Want Milk Gummies

Reviewed by on Mar 14, 2016

Milk gummies. They're made of milk. You drink them. Kidding! You don't actually drink them.

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Trolli Milk Cows

Trolli Milk Cows

Reviewed by on Dec 4, 2014

Last time I checked, yogurt was for dieting moms and babies. And all those millions of new Greek people.

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The Future is Here: Milk Straws Magic Sucking

The Future is Here: Milk Straws Magic Sucking

Reviewed by on Aug 1, 2012

Remember when you had to use spoons? So lame.

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Haribo Strawberries & Cream : Underrated and Delightful

Haribo Strawberries & Cream : Underrated and Delightful

Reviewed by on Jul 20, 2012

I get the whole Strawberries thing, but I'm not playing tennis over here-don't need or want the cream. Blech. Oh, the CANDY Strawberries & Cream? Oh, I see.

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Shanghai Surprise

Shanghai Surprise

Reviewed by on Mar 14, 2012

Here we go again: Let's try once more to see if China is offering anything interesting in the way of candy these days.

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Arnold’s Candies Stick Candy : Ho Ho Ho

Arnold’s Candies Stick Candy : Ho Ho Ho

Reviewed by on Nov 23, 2011

Ehh. Not for my liking, but the kid-in rare form-can't get enough of them.

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Leather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats

Leather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats

Reviewed by on Oct 26, 2011

Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?

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Sour Japanese Gummies from Genki Crepes in SF

Sour Japanese Gummies from Genki Crepes in SF

Reviewed by on Aug 8, 2011

Yum, I mean ew....

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Ritter-Sport: New (and Old?) Chocolate Bars FTW

Ritter-Sport: New (and Old?) Chocolate Bars FTW

Reviewed by on Aug 31, 2010

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Ireland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???

Ireland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???

Reviewed by on Apr 14, 2010

Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?

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2010: The Year of Mierda Candy

2010: The Year of Mierda Candy

Reviewed by on Feb 12, 2010

Every year I like to do a candy bash post. For 2010, may I forever pray you don't go anywhere near the three candies in this post.

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Cow Tales — The Bovine Backside

Cow Tales — The Bovine Backside

Reviewed by on Nov 18, 2008

These grew on me. I started out not liking them and now - as I wrote this - I realize I miss them. Not a longing. More like a yearn.

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