We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Trolli Milk Cows

Last time I checked, yogurt was for dieting moms and babies. And all those millions of new Greek people.

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The Future is Here: Milk Straws Magic Sucking

Remember when you had to use spoons? So lame.

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Haribo Strawberries & Cream : Underrated and Delightful

I get the whole Strawberries thing, but I'm not playing tennis over here-don't need or want the cream. Blech. Oh, the CANDY Strawberries & Cream? Oh, I see.

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Shanghai Surprise

Here we go again: Let's try once more to see if China is offering anything interesting in the way of candy these days.

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Arnold’s Candies Stick Candy : Ho Ho Ho

Ehh. Not for my liking, but the kid-in rare form-can't get enough of them.

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Leather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats

Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?

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Sour Japanese Gummies from Genki Crepes in SF

Yum, I mean ew....

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Ireland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???

Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?

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2010: The Year of Mierda Candy

Every year I like to do a candy bash post. For 2010, may I forever pray you don't go anywhere near the three candies in this post.

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Cow Tales — The Bovine Backside

These grew on me. I started out not liking them and now - as I wrote this - I realize I miss them. Not a longing. More like a yearn.

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