We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Güdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported

They're called güdfüd and they're American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is ok, this review sucks.

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Ireland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???

Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?

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Gimbal’s Cherry Lover’s – Nine Cherry Favorites

These are well made, heart shaped Jelly Beanish chews in 9 distinct cherry flavors. I kind of dig them,. And as touted, I can really taste the cherry juice - and they are very juicy.

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Wonka’s Exceptionals: Chocolate Bars – disappointing, unless you’re an Oompa.

I looked up "exceptional" in the dictionary and found that it means unusually excellent or superior, extremely rare and extraordinary. Then I looked through the Wonka website and they call the Wonka Exceptional Chocolate bars "the World's Most Incomparably Imaginative Chocolate." Really? Quite a description to live up to...

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Sweet & Salty Corn Bits: Make Love to Them

See yourself as the John Mayer of new experiences? Someone who makes love to life like it’s crack cocaine? Then my friend — you are in for a world of tastiness with these choco covered corn nuts.

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Vosges Chocolate Covered Chile Tortilla Chips : Stoner Food 101

You can't get these at Taco Bell-yet.

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Simply Lite Dark Chocolate: No Shuggy Go Potty

Simply Lite has a sugar free bar that tastes great - but what is it doing to my body?

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King Leo’s Chocolaty Pillows

Scotty likes nuts n' bits in his mouth. Oh, and peppermints.

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Chocri Khan Let Me Rock You Chocri Khan

Make-your-own chocolate bars with loads of toppings - they aint cheap but they can be hot.

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Chock Full Of Eastern Promise, and Goo!

Last Monday was a good day.  Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still...

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Tropical Stormz Tootsie Pops Lollipops, Fantasy Football Style

$100 says you can't finish reading this review--it's THAT long.

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Yorkie is Yucky

Yorkie is like : not so much.

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Popcorn Induced Flashback

In 1984, I could get egg flavored popcorn if I felt like it.

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Curlywurly – Britain’s Answer to the Beloved Marathon Bar?

If I could, I'd enrobe MYSELF in caramel and chocolate.

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Chocoretas: Mexi Candy Hint o’ Minty

Mexican mint chocolate never tasted so imported

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Viva USA! Go NASA! Eat the Moon Rocks!

Just another bunch of chocolates, or for ONCE, something special?

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Oh, Carlos. Be Better, Please.

OOH, a plain chocolate bar! Wow!

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Boys on the Town Talking Tappsy

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No one Better Slay a Singer on My Butterfinger

If you need to read my review to know what this candy tastes like, then you either live in a cave or live outside the US. Both sound kinda fun to me right now.

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Reese’s P-nut Butt Whoppers: Go Nutty

Call me a heretic but I liked this shit. Maybe more than the OG version. No big whoop.

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Wonka Tinglerz – Two Worlds Colliding?

Love those pop rocks in my chocolate....???

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Dum Dum Chewy Pops – Good idea, terrible execution

Dum Dums. In a lot of ways.

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Milk Duds

Probably my #1 movie theater grub,

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