We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Snickers Bites: Dime-sized & Still Satisfying

It's an old standby but dammit there's a reason for that

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Zoe’s Chocolate Co. : Two Bars For Review

What's gona be better: animal crackers in milk chocolate, or jelly beans in dark? Serious first world issue to ponder.

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Baci means Kiss in Italian. Maybe should mean French Kiss.

Italians and their food. Let's let them keep making it.

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Wild Ophelia: Beef Jerky Milk Chocolate Brings Wisps of Animal

I know I know... when we think 'chocolate' we all think 'beef'. Nothing new here. Oh WAIT A MINUTE!

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Skinny Cow: “Divine Chocolates” that Don’t Fatten You Up

When you're fat, you diet. But you got to still eat candy. Because why make life any shittier?

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Happy Halloween! These are Terrible Coconut Candies!

Bad coconut candy may scare the hell out of you. Run!

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Kvikk Lunsj: Yeah, it’s spelled like that

Jeg elsker norske kvinner. Jeg mener sjokolade.

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Cremino Bicalore: Bueno

When you want something sweet and hazelnutty from Mexico

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PB&J’s: Cursing the Name of Peanut Butter

PB&J's has a name that says "simpler days", "mom loves me" and "yum". These bars though say "your stoopid", "you have no taste" and "screw you".

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Rolo: While It’s Technically True That You CAN Roll a Rolo To Your Pal, I’m Not Going To.

"You can roll a Rolo / To your pal/ They're chocolate covered / Car - a -mal". Not car-a-mel, but car-a-mal. Get it right.

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Ice Cubes: Classic Chocolate Misnomer

Chocolate makes the world go around. Or is that peace. Or is it money. I can never remember.

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Vosges Goji Bar: Tibetan Berries and Himalayan Salt at a K-Mart Near You!

Part of our infatuation with Vosges is that an attractive female makes the chocolate, but hot chick or no, a good product is a good product.

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Brach’s Peanut Butter Poppins: Legacy Shmegacy. These Things are Good.

I Know I know. Brach's is candy heresy. Well not these my brother. Not these.

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Twix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?

I’m not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good...

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Same Sweet Candy Offers Some Sweet Caramels

I like the little guys, the small companies trying to make it big. And I like the Internet. It’s an instant...

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Toffee Turtles – Eat Some, Save the World, No Big Whoop

Why we don’t rely on kids to review candy: Dad: So how’d you like the candy? Kid A: Awesome Dad: Wow....

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Pretzel M&M’s – Candy Of The Year?

Pretzel M&M's sure as HELL be better than the coconut ones. I'm angry.

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Whoah-These Rocks Rock! Jean Philippe River Rocks

It's just fun to eat rocks. Don't tell me it's not.

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The Coconut Debate : Are M&Ms Coconut The Real Deal?

I'll eat anything with coconut. But it's gotta HAVE coconut in it. Confused yet?

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Phillips Candy House Caramel Chocolate Apple – It’s A Giant

There's chocolate, and chocolate, and caramel, and chocolate and an apple.

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Goo Goo Clusters Go Old School On Y’ass…

This claims to be the FIRST EVER combination candy bar. Intrigued?

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Alpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy

Grandma might steal them from you.

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Who’s Up For A Soybean Kit Kat?

Green Tea and Intense Roasted Soybean Kit Kats. Breakfast time!

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Not Just Cereal: Sugar Cereal Covered in Sugar

What are they? Oh just little fun boxes filled with yr favorite sweet cereals covered in chocolate. Any kid under 10 will rid their DVRs of Hannah Montana for a year straight to get a fix of this stuff.

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And The Winner Is…Vosges Haut Chocolat!

Vosges continues to make chocolate based candy treats that are insta-classics. This time is no exception.

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Vosges Haut-Chocolat

We whole heartily suggest you try the insane delights and luxurious chocolates at Vosges Haut-Chocolat. Especially the stuff with bacon!

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Marich Confectionary Stuns the Gurus

Solid candies from a family company. Word!

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Güdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported

They're called güdfüd and they're American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is ok, this review sucks.

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Ireland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???

Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?

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Gimbal’s Cherry Lover’s – Nine Cherry Favorites

These are well made, heart shaped Jelly Beanish chews in 9 distinct cherry flavors. I kind of dig them,. And as touted, I can really taste the cherry juice - and they are very juicy.

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Wonka’s Exceptionals: Chocolate Bars – disappointing, unless you’re an Oompa.

I looked up "exceptional" in the dictionary and found that it means unusually excellent or superior, extremely rare and extraordinary. Then I looked through the Wonka website and they call the Wonka Exceptional Chocolate bars "the World's Most Incomparably Imaginative Chocolate." Really? Quite a description to live up to...

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Sweet & Salty Corn Bits: Make Love to Them

See yourself as the John Mayer of new experiences? Someone who makes love to life like it’s crack cocaine? Then my friend — you are in for a world of tastiness with these choco covered corn nuts.

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Vosges Chocolate Covered Chile Tortilla Chips : Stoner Food 101

You can't get these at Taco Bell-yet.

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King Leo’s Chocolaty Pillows

Scotty likes nuts n' bits in his mouth. Oh, and peppermints.

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Chocri Khan Let Me Rock You Chocri Khan

Make-your-own chocolate bars with loads of toppings - they aint cheap but they can be hot.

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Chock Full Of Eastern Promise, and Goo!

Last Monday was a good day.  Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still...

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Tropical Stormz Tootsie Pops Lollipops, Fantasy Football Style

$100 says you can't finish reading this review--it's THAT long.

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Yorkie is Yucky

Yorkie is like : not so much.

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Popcorn Induced Flashback

In 1984, I could get egg flavored popcorn if I felt like it.

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Curlywurly – Britain’s Answer to the Beloved Marathon Bar?

If I could, I'd enrobe MYSELF in caramel and chocolate.

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Chocoretas: Mexi Candy Hint o’ Minty

Mexican mint chocolate never tasted so imported

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Viva USA! Go NASA! Eat the Moon Rocks!

Just another bunch of chocolates, or for ONCE, something special?

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Oh, Carlos. Be Better, Please.

OOH, a plain chocolate bar! Wow!

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Boys on the Town Talking Tappsy

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No one Better Slay a Singer on My Butterfinger

If you need to read my review to know what this candy tastes like, then you either live in a cave or live outside the US. Both sound kinda fun to me right now.

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Reese’s P-nut Butt Whoppers: Go Nutty

Call me a heretic but I liked this shit. Maybe more than the OG version. No big whoop.

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Wonka Tinglerz – Two Worlds Colliding?

Love those pop rocks in my chocolate....???

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