We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Trolli Watschel – DUCKS THAT CAN STAND!!

More marshmallow? WHY??! DAMN IT WHY??? But….they're so cute, how can I stay mad at them??!?

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Katjes Fred Ferkel: You’ll Be Fine When You Get Past the Name

Pink pigs with gummy ears. Sounds like a bad dream. But it's the opposite: a good nightmare!

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Haribo Schneck Lecker: Simply, Gummy Snails

An unappealing mollusk as candy. What'll they think of next?!

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Who’s Up For Some Bourbon or Guinness Beer (Marshmallows)?

Guinness beer. Makers Mark Bourbon. Shit's getting real up in here.

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Nimm 2 Lach Gummi Softies Sour is a LOT to write.

The cool thing about life, is that you never cease getting surprised-at least I don’t.  Hell, I didn’t...

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Haribo Blumen Zauber. More Fuc*i$g Marshmallow?

Joy! More cream!

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Katjes Little Harmonies. Harrrible Name.

Real, black salty sweet licorice meets soothing foamy marshmallow. Yin and Yang or train wreck?

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Caffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out

Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.

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Heartizz: Gots Sour Fizz, Liz

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Baseball and Rodents – Haribo Susse Mause

Mice never tasted so...horrible.

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Goo Goo Clusters Go Old School On Y’ass…

This claims to be the FIRST EVER combination candy bar. Intrigued?

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Güdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported

They're called güdfüd and they're American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is ok, this review sucks.

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Rowntree’s Randoms: Dan Sends Yummy UK Gummis

When yr friends send you candy - who needs family?

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Circus Peanuts: It’s not you it’s me

Who's eating these things? Are they doing it in public?

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