We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Hot Tamales Tropical Heat

Bring some zing into your candy eating life, and let's get funky.

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Haribo Fan Gums Brazil : GOALLLLLLLLL!!! (or perhaps not)

He shoots, and he sco- wait. No, I....don't think he scored at all. Look away.

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Haribo COaLA-Tatzen

The only reason this candy was made was for some jacked up Product Manager to get his pun implemented on a bag of candy.

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Bona Vita Ingwer Bonbons : Citrus Ginger Hard Candies

Ginger in candy is almost passé. ALMOST.

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Skittles Darkside: Once you go dark you’ll never go bark

These Skittles aren't just dark, they're brooding

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Haribo Juicy Gold Bears

Take the best Gummy Bears ever. Now, mess with them. Add cool flavors. Real juice. Whaddaya get? Absolute SHITE. Just kidding, tee hee!

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Tic Tac Papaya Lime Summer Edition

Tic Tacs are the red headed step child of the grocery candy store aisle. It's time to recognize!

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Maynard’s Wine Gums : An Un-Reviewed Classic!

THE original wine gum. Or at least, the first I ever had. It was a balmy day in Heathrow airport, November 2002...

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An Oldie But a Goodie : Charms Hard Candies

One of the oldest hard candies around comes under scrutiny: are they still good? Were they ever good?

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Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together

If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.

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Pralines with Loads of Gail Ambrosiusness

Pralines like truffles but really just great chocolates with flavors worth salivating over

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Taveners Wine Gums-Finally, Candy For Drunks!

I once ate two bags of wine gums hoping to cop a buzz.

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Rowntrees Juicy Jellies, Yummy Smellies!

If they made cologne that smelled like these, I'd wear the hell out of it.

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Is Willy Wonka Wanking?

Willy Wonka releases their first gummy & sour gummy. Yummy?

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Takin’ A Puff With King Leo

It's hard to get excited about a Grandma candy--or IS it?

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Sunkist Fruit Gems Can Sunkiss My Ass!

Gemalicious Goo!

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