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Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together

Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together

Reviewed by on Aug 25, 2011

If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.

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Pralines with Loads of Gail Ambrosiusness

Pralines with Loads of Gail Ambrosiusness

Reviewed by on Apr 25, 2011

Pralines like truffles but really just great chocolates with flavors worth salivating over

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Albanese 12 Flavor Gummy Bears – The Best In The World?

Albanese 12 Flavor Gummy Bears – The Best In The World?

Reviewed by on Feb 11, 2011

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Taveners Wine Gums-Finally, Candy For Drunks!

Taveners Wine Gums-Finally, Candy For Drunks!

Reviewed by on Jan 20, 2010

I once ate two bags of wine gums hoping to cop a buzz.

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Rowntrees Juicy Jellies, Yummy Smellies!

Rowntrees Juicy Jellies, Yummy Smellies!

Reviewed by on Jan 13, 2010

If they made cologne that smelled like these, I'd wear the hell out of it.

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Is Willy Wonka Wanking?

Is Willy Wonka Wanking?

Reviewed by on Sep 3, 2009

Willy Wonka releases their first gummy & sour gummy. Yummy?

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Takin’ A Puff With King Leo

Takin’ A Puff With King Leo

Reviewed by on Aug 27, 2009

It's hard to get excited about a Grandma candy--or IS it?

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Sunkist Fruit Gems Can Sunkiss My Ass!

Sunkist Fruit Gems Can Sunkiss My Ass!

Reviewed by on Aug 25, 2009

Gemalicious Goo!

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Sour Patch Extreme & Trader Joes Tummies – Two Goo Filled Candy Reviews For The Price Of None

Sour Patch Extreme & Trader Joes Tummies – Two Goo Filled Candy Reviews For The Price Of None

Reviewed by on Mar 19, 2009

Goo. Gobbly-goo.

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