Lutti Surf Fizz Fruits: Get these
France won the 2018 World Cup. I kinda called it in this review. I wish it meant more money for me. It didn't.
Full ReviewNimm2 Orange & Lemon Bonbons
Could it possibly be true? Can we get some presumably amazing & hard to find semi weird hard candies on Amazon Prime now?
Full ReviewPerle di Sole – Limoncello Chocolates from Italy
I really don't like Limoncello, but I absolutely adore these.
Full ReviewBianco al Limone: White Chocolate from Sorrento TDF
White chocolate is weak. Add the best lemon flavor ever though and suddenly it's lovely.
Full ReviewHelf C’Bon Lemon: Almost Old School & Super Sticky
Remember lemon drops? Not Lemonheads. Lemonheads are round, smooth and kinda smallish, from our friends at Ferrara. You...
Full ReviewButterfields Hard Candies
Sometimes things are done correctly from the start. This is one of those times.
Full ReviewHaribo Saure Schnuller (Sour Pacifiers)
As a child, I needed something to stick in my mouth. Now, as an adult, I need something to stick in my mouth.
Full ReviewShigekix Super Sour Japanese…Gummy Things
Real sour with mediocre flavor is meh. These pair the sour with authentic deliciousness, and thus, we win.
Full ReviewAnother Gustaf’s? Yes. Freeway Gummies this time.
When you are Dutch and you like peppers, then you are OK in my book. Call yourself Gustaf, and we have the trifecta.
Full ReviewTrolli Milk Cows
Last time I checked, yogurt was for dieting moms and babies. And all those millions of new Greek people.
Full ReviewTorie & Howard roll out new flavor: Meyer Lemon & Raspberry
Take the best ingredients around-only real ones- and make a mouth watering explosion of flavor. Only 12 calories. Don't sleep on these!
Full ReviewHaribo Sour Gold Bears: Howdimissthis
How in god's good name did Haribo put out some SOUR gold bears and I was like whoa?
Full ReviewJust Born Mike & Ike Zours
I tried these before and they were nothing to write home about. Has the recipe changed? OR IS IT ME THAT'S CHANGED?!?
Full ReviewTaveners Lemon & Strawberry Sherbets
Perhaps THE most iconic classic British candy is under the microscope today, yo.
Full ReviewHaribo COaLA-Tatzen
The only reason this candy was made was for some jacked up Product Manager to get his pun implemented on a bag of candy.
Full ReviewCedrinco Fruit Gele: Stop Everything, and Read.
The world of high end pate de fruit comes crashing into affordable American online candy stores. Is this a dream? If so, it's a silky, cool, tart, delightful dream that I don't want to be woken from. Ever.
Full ReviewBassett’s Liquorice Allsorts
I love licorice, coconut, fruits, and chocolate. Love. But will I love them together? I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT. Together.
Full ReviewHaribo Clown Fish. Sad, sad Clowns.
These are safe to eat without cooking first. I checked.
Full ReviewKatjes Grün-Ohr Barchen (They’re Neu!) Green Ear Bears
Dudes, check this: There’s no end to the amount of “gummy bears” that candy companies make, and...
Full ReviewGrandma’s Finest Licorice Fruits
Know how I regularly talk about “Grandma Candy”? It generally requires some variation of hard candy and...
Full ReviewMocken Boules: Talk about German Variety
Moucken Boules are Fooken Shoeless! (no idea what that means but I think it rhymes)
Full ReviewBassett’s Sherbet Lemons
Boiled sweets are a crucial part of the candy world, as well as candy history. These are perhaps the most iconic boiled sweet there is. DO THE MATH, HOT SHOT!
Full ReviewTrader Joe’s All Natural Fruit Jellies
America doesn't know much from Pates De Fruits. Actually, I don't either, but I'm learning.
Full ReviewTrolli Sour Stixi
With a pretty unique consistency, this offering from Trolli continues their track record of excellence overseas
Full ReviewFruchtgummi Vom Feinstein is NOT a Jewish Vampire. It’s an amazing candy confectioner that you need to know about NOW.
Flavor combinations that put what we're used to eating to shame....
Full ReviewBrain Blasterz – Wimps Need Not Apply
How sour is "too sour"? And damn it, when are the wimps gonna have a candy of their own?
Full ReviewFrigeo Ahoj Brause Shower Fries
When shopping for Shower Fries, don't just consider flavor : consistency is important too
Full ReviewTrolli Sierra Cruz : No Seals Were Killed Making These
You think the kids who make your Nikes have tough conditions?
Full ReviewYume´ Blush: Rub All Over then Eat
When you want to rub someone and then eat it off. Litrally.
Full ReviewJelly Belly Soda: Dare I say one of the best ever?
When soda says "Hi. Drink me." I says "Sure." When Jelly Belly Gourmet Soda says "Trust me. I'm good." I says, "Open up and let's try you. Also, I think I'm going insane since soda doesn't talk."
Full ReviewMaynard’s Wine Gums : An Un-Reviewed Classic!
THE original wine gum. Or at least, the first I ever had. It was a balmy day in Heathrow airport, November 2002...
Full ReviewKatjes Euro Munzen : Interesting, Yummy, and a bit Weird
If you eat real money, you'll get chlamydia. Try these instead.
Full ReviewKatjes Frucht-Kaugis : What fruit should taste like
I used to not like soft gummies. Great German candy used to be impossible to find. Both of these things have changed.
Full ReviewArnold’s Candies Stick Candy : Ho Ho Ho
Ehh. Not for my liking, but the kid-in rare form-can't get enough of them.
Full ReviewClaeys Hard Candy – No, I Didn’t Spell That Wrong.
If you don't like hard candy...then you probably hate old people. Why?
Full ReviewRowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together
If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.
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