We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Rolo: While It’s Technically True That You CAN Roll a Rolo To Your Pal, I’m Not Going To.

"You can roll a Rolo / To your pal/ They're chocolate covered / Car - a -mal". Not car-a-mel, but car-a-mal. Get it right.

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Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.

I love Ranchers. Old school yummles. So it's perfectly logical for me to expect Rancher Chews - with the word "awesome" in the title - to be just that, no?

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Trader Joe’s Classic Dark Hershey’s

Trader Joe's Classic Dark Chocolate Bar. Sure, it's fine. Who cares. And that's probably its problem.

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Good & Fiery. Flame On…

I love spicy food. I love candy. I love Good & Fruitys! This is a slam dunk...

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Ice Breakers Chewy Sours – Which Way Is This One Gonna Go?

Oh, snap! Check these out, yo...

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Good & Plenty Are Both

Under-rated. Always. Don't forget that.

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Milk Duds

Probably my #1 movie theater grub,

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Twizzlers – The best, shittiest candy around!

Good vs. Bad. Microsoft vs. Apple. Monsters vs. Aliens. Coke vs. Pepsi. But most importantly...Twizzlers vs. Red Vines- does the Twiz even stand a chance?

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