We may be sour, but we know our sweets.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 20, 2016
When your children's children read this, they'll remember it as the day rings were freed from the single-note tyranny of the peach.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 12, 2016
Nothing much happening here on the farm...just a lot of eating each other.
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 15, 2015
We got fish, shrimp, and American gums today.
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 11, 2015
This blue is maybe the best blue.
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 31, 2015
Hairdo makes a lot of varieties, and some are just ok. These? These are one you want to track down STAT.
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 11, 2015
It's time for this guy to pull back the curtain a bit & let you into my real life.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 9, 2015
As a child, I needed something to stick in my mouth. Now, as an adult, I need something to stick in my mouth.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 24, 2015
Sometimes, when you're craving ice cream.....you should just buy ice cream.
Reviewed by Jonny on May 14, 2015
Did you KNOW that Austria produced Haribo? Did you know that said bears are clingy and potentially creepy?
Reviewed by Matty on Apr 13, 2015
Haribo and smurfs: Another go at making candy from a 70's cartoon show...
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 6, 2015
Haribo let their fans pick new flavors. This should be a national holiday.
Reviewed by Matty on Jan 16, 2015
Read about gummies that you'd like but you'll never find. Unless you are German. Then they'll be at the gas station probably.
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 15, 2014
No one isn't amused with bears wearing hats. Or sweaters.
Reviewed by Matty on Oct 27, 2014
How in god's good name did Haribo put out some SOUR gold bears and I was like whoa?
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 21, 2014
It figures that one of Haribo's top brands is a sour offering. But IS IT SOUR ENOUGH? Is anything?
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 4, 2014
This time, the Jr. Gurus are right on the nose- these are amazing.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 20, 2014
He shoots, and he sco- wait. No, I....don't think he scored at all. Look away.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 18, 2014
The only reason this candy was made was for some jacked up Product Manager to get his pun implemented on a bag of candy.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 4, 2014
Love Haribo and other gummies, but not so much with the pig hoof? We feel ya.
Reviewed by Matty on May 21, 2014
Haribo Funny Cubes. Basically square but not funny at all. #ButStill
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 30, 2014
This is Germany's "filled" variation on the classic Haribo treat "Happy Cola".
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 19, 2014
These are safe to eat without cooking first. I checked.
Reviewed by Matty on Oct 21, 2013
The only thing extinct about these Haribo Dinosaurs is the bag I just inhaled.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 18, 2013
Take the best Gummy Bears ever. Now, mess with them. Add cool flavors. Real juice. Whaddaya get? Absolute SHITE. Just kidding, tee hee!
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 7, 2013
What's your opinion about candy that sweats?
Reviewed by Matty on Jun 3, 2013
An unappealing mollusk as candy. What'll they think of next?!
Reviewed by Matty on Apr 8, 2013
When you want to eat animated characters, start here
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 1, 2013
This is what standard, basic licorice SHOULD taste like. Usually not so much. But in this case, yes!
Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 25, 2013
We’ve reviewed and spoken about jelly beans quite a bit round these parts. Every year before Easter rolls...
Reviewed by Matty on Jan 7, 2013
Did you know Germany was name after Ginger? It grows everywhere over there. Seriously.
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 25, 2012
I was actually a 4th alternate on trombone for the 1984 recording of "Do They Know it's Christmas?". Didn't make the cut. Still brag about it, though.
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 6, 2012
In the Smurf show and movie, they all use "smurf" as a verb, so I'm gonnna Smurf the same.
Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 29, 2012
In a world where virtually no Haribo is available to us lame-o Americans...this bag says "hell no!" and begs to arrive at your doorstep
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 1, 2012
We reviewed Haribo’s “Primavera” candies a while back, and I liked them. A lot. Little did I know...
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 15, 2012
Yeah. That’s what these translate to using Google Translate. It’s nice to know there’s so much...
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 20, 2012
I get the whole Strawberries thing, but I'm not playing tennis over here-don't need or want the cream. Blech. Oh, the CANDY Strawberries & Cream? Oh, I see.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 11, 2012
Joy! More cream!
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 1, 2012
Simply put: a hall of fame candy. If you like sour and you like mango, then this is for you.
Reviewed by Jonny on May 9, 2012
Haribo knows gummies, and they know sour. Hell, they even know bananas. But do they know licorice?
Reviewed by Jonny on May 2, 2012
Can you spell "damn good"?
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 23, 2012
Last week I reviewed the crappy Outback Beans. They were a horrible stab at the Good & Fruity concept: candy...
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 24, 2012
I recently read an interview with Ryan Gosling- because I’m on vacation and there’s shitty magazines like...
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 30, 2011
A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.
Reviewed by Matty on Oct 24, 2011
You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 28, 2011
Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado. They’re...
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 13, 2011
Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 4, 2011
Lemony Gingery Delights from Germany
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 25, 2011
I did a jig of joy in my head when I found these. Black Currant for the wine! (too clever?)
Reviewed by Matty on Dec 13, 2010
The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!
Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 8, 2010
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