Cry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 10, 2011

Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?

Pappabubble Hard Candies – “Pillow Fight”

Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 18, 2011

Candy is trendy.  Me?  I’ve been eating it for years.  But apparently the secret’s out, and...

Sallos “Extra Stark” Licorice Hard Candy

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 28, 2010

I wanted these to be great, and while they're not, they're not bad at all.

Sugar Free Lifesavers Dodge “The Suck”

Reviewed by Jonny on May 25, 2010

If sugar free candy has to taste like Windex + copper, then I want out.

Wonka “Everlasting” Gobstoppers : “Feh”

Reviewed by Jonny on May 4, 2010

Oral fixation never had it so bad...

Rock Some Ass With Super Lemon!

Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 27, 2010

A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.

King Leo’s Soft Pomegranate Sticks Beat Down Old School Candy Canes

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 7, 2009

Do you really look forward to eating candy canes? No one else does either. These might change that.

A Cornucopia of Asian…Candy?

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 6, 2009

Yummy Earth : Hippie Nonsense, or Damn Fine Candies?

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 5, 2009

Hippies can't make chocolate, but what about lollies??

UK Sweets – I’d like to DIP my BALLS in it! – Fizzy Balls, that is..

Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 14, 2009

Fizzy. Balls. 'Nuff said.

Dr. Doolittle’s Precious Freakin’ Grapefruit Pastilles

Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 14, 2009

Oooh! Boutique candy! Break out the wallet.

Necco Smoothies

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 30, 2008

If it weren't for Scotty, I NEVER would have picked these up.

Wonka Runts. Call your dentist, STAT!

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 2, 2008

Too scary to eat much, but they're pretty decent.