We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Rowntrees Juicy Jellies, Yummy Smellies!

If they made cologne that smelled like these, I'd wear the hell out of it.

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Trolli Playmouse Look Like Hobo Puke

Can eating something that looks like puke taste like anything BUT puke?

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Haribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint

The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!

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Lifesavers Sweet Strings N’ Sour Rings-Clever Name, But Do They Suck?

Lifesavers' gummy track record sucks-can they change it with these?

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“Twilight” Can Kiss My Ass, And So Can These.

I love Haribo. I love Gummies. I love licorice. Yet I hate myself, why?

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A Cornucopia of Asian…Candy?

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Soda Flavored Gummy Rolls – Haribo Style

Haribo's cola flavored snails look nothing like snails. But the taste? EXACTLY like them! Er...wait.

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Yummy Earth: Granolas with a Taste for Gummis

Organic gummis - whodathunk the greenies could make stellar gummies?

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Choclatique Wins. Period.

How many chocolate companies make products specifically for YOU?

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Katjes Cassis: My Juicy Pleasure!

If at first a gummy doesn't work, try try again!

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It’s Phantasia! With Genitalia!

It's a magical, phantastic, phantasiatic adventure!

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Rowntree’s Randoms: Dan Sends Yummy UK Gummis

When yr friends send you candy - who needs family?

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Haribo Fruity-Bussi : So Soft & Juicy, They Make Me All Loosy Goosey!

Another goo-filled gummy: but this time, it's from Haribo, beeeyatch!

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Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.

Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.

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Jolly Rancher Gummies – Just Like the Real Thing

I like a Jolly Rancher enough that I'll follow the happy guy and his little candies wheree'r he goeth.

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Maynards Sours make me go all like “whoah” and “damn!”

I like to pretend it's just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.

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Sugaring Up Your Seafood w/ Gummi Red Lobsters

Seafood meet sugar.

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Kasugai Lychee Gummies – Hot Chicks Eat These, Right?

SO you even KNOW what a Lychee IS?

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Swedish Fish: It’s The Aqua Life

Ahh, the Swedes.

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Haribo Fruit Salad – Block Rockin’ Treats

You need to read this. This one's a keeper.

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Sour Gummy Pop Corn is Seriously Freaking Me Out, Man

I never had so much fun as I did when reviewing this candy. Except maybe the first time I got laid.

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Sour Patch Kids

Review by: Jonny Sour Patch Kids have been around a long time-in fact, a lot longer than I’ve know about them....

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Maynards Fruit Mania – Calm down, Junior.

I expected so much, but got short changed

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I Love My Pickle

Might need to move to Europe to get these. But then it might be worth it. They got warm beer over there too.

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Red Band Top Gums

Yummy, good. Hard to find.

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Smurfs

Smurf candy. And I liked them. 'Nuff said?

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If it isn’t Haribo. It isn’t.

Holy hot chicks who love Haribo. I'll take two, please.

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