We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Word count Wednesdays: Haribo Funny Cubes

Haribo Funny Cubes. Basically square but not funny at all. #ButStill

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Lovely Candy: One for me…One for you

Real fruit. No Fake nothing. Real good. L'Chaim.

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Juicefuls : The Kids Review Goo Candy

Kids, kids, kids. They’re good for a few laughs, at least! According to the Juicefuls website, they seem to be...

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Jones Soda Co. Carbonated Candy

As Staind so eloquently sang, it's been awhile...since we did a video review and thus, here I am in all my glory with the kiddies.

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Sour Gummi Soda Pop: Flavors Keep it Real

I found these Sour Gummi Soda Pops at a newly revamped Powell's candy store. I assumed they'd be run-o-the-mill and general tasting. I was incorrect.

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Gimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.

Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...

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Haribo Mini Rainbow Frogs: Buy. These. Now.

Haribo Mini Rainbow Frogs: I refuse to write a long post about these. Why? Because like sex, it's better experienced than read about.

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Güdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported

They're called güdfüd and they're American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is ok, this review sucks.

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Wonka Exceptionals’ Fruit Marvels: Do they Live Up to the Legend?

The fine people at Wonka sent us a bunch of sweets, half chocolate and half non-chocolate- I'm putting away the dark cocoa mistress and burying my gob into some fruity chewy type treats. Do they live up to the Wonka legacy?

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Umeboshi – No, They’re Not Shrunken Heads.

Salt. Sour. Sweet. Okinawa.

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Fruit Sours from Jelly Belly: Kinda One and Not the Other

Jelly Belly Fruit Sours aren't really fruity or sour. A tad disappointing from our fave jelly bean maker. On the other hand, we know they can make the goods...so perhaps there's hope...

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It’s Phantasia! With Genitalia!

It's a magical, phantastic, phantasiatic adventure!

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UK Sweets – The Fruit Salad Days

It's their duty to keep it fruity

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Fruit Snacks Welch on the Promise of Flavor

Suggestion: Stick to the grape juice

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UK Sweets – Wham Bam No Thank You Maam

Irn Bru rocks. This stuff tastes exactly like it.

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Razzles….First They’re Candy, Then They’re Gum, Then They’re Shitty!”

Is it gum or candy? More importantly, why the hell was I so obsessed with these as a kid?

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“Don’t you…forget about Spree…don’t don’t don’t don’t!”

ABC....talking 'bout classic Spree, easy as 1-2-3...

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Kasugai Lychee Gummies – Hot Chicks Eat These, Right?

SO you even KNOW what a Lychee IS?

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Aloha! FruitGo Pineapple Hard Candies

Pineapple hard candy, not bad at all...

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Swedish Fish: It’s The Aqua Life

Ahh, the Swedes.

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Mentos – The “Freshmaker”, or just plain borefest?

Not quite as charming as their commercials.

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Haribo Fruit Salad – Block Rockin’ Treats

You need to read this. This one's a keeper.

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Haribo Gold Bears: Not Unlike Sex

Seriously - I'd make candy love to these things.

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Kenny’s Fruit Twists – Are you into sweaty fake licorice?

KENNY!!!! .......... KENNY!!!!!!!!!

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Sour Starburst

Meet the competition.

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Starburst Gummibursts – Some foul ass shit, partner.

You might want to read this before buying.

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I’m back! From Disneyland. With Goofy Balls.

Disneyland. Long lines and lots of candy. And everyone is eating it.

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Sour Skitts

Witness: close to sour candy perfection

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Mike and Ike is Nice I Like

The boys got more flaves to try. Just cuz they been around the block doesn't mean they don't know the cool backroads.

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Swiss Petite Fruit – My longest running candy obsession?

No folks, that's NOT marzipan you're looking at

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Maynards Fruit Mania – Calm down, Junior.

I expected so much, but got short changed

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Zotz. ZOTZ!!! (Seriously, SCREAM IT, it’s fun!)

Love these things.

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I Love My Pickle

Might need to move to Europe to get these. But then it might be worth it. They got warm beer over there too.

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