Juicefuls : The Kids Review Goo Candy
Kids, kids, kids. They’re good for a few laughs, at least! According to the Juicefuls website, they seem to be...
Full ReviewJones Soda Co. Carbonated Candy
As Staind so eloquently sang, it's been awhile...since we did a video review and thus, here I am in all my glory with the kiddies.
Full ReviewSour Gummi Soda Pop: Flavors Keep it Real
I found these Sour Gummi Soda Pops at a newly revamped Powell's candy store. I assumed they'd be run-o-the-mill and general tasting. I was incorrect.
Full ReviewGimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.
Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...
Full ReviewHaribo Mini Rainbow Frogs: Buy. These. Now.
Haribo Mini Rainbow Frogs: I refuse to write a long post about these. Why? Because like sex, it's better experienced than read about.
Full ReviewGüdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported
They're called güdfüd and they're American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is ok, this review sucks.
Full ReviewWonka Exceptionals’ Fruit Marvels: Do they Live Up to the Legend?
The fine people at Wonka sent us a bunch of sweets, half chocolate and half non-chocolate- I'm putting away the dark cocoa mistress and burying my gob into some fruity chewy type treats. Do they live up to the Wonka legacy?
Full ReviewFruit Sours from Jelly Belly: Kinda One and Not the Other
Jelly Belly Fruit Sours aren't really fruity or sour. A tad disappointing from our fave jelly bean maker. On the other hand, we know they can make the goods...so perhaps there's hope...
Full ReviewUK Sweets – Wham Bam No Thank You Maam
Irn Bru rocks. This stuff tastes exactly like it.
Full ReviewRazzles….First They’re Candy, Then They’re Gum, Then They’re Shitty!”
Is it gum or candy? More importantly, why the hell was I so obsessed with these as a kid?
Full Review“Don’t you…forget about Spree…don’t don’t don’t don’t!”
ABC....talking 'bout classic Spree, easy as 1-2-3...
Full ReviewKasugai Lychee Gummies – Hot Chicks Eat These, Right?
SO you even KNOW what a Lychee IS?
Full ReviewMentos – The “Freshmaker”, or just plain borefest?
Not quite as charming as their commercials.
Full ReviewYou say “Haribo Fruit Wheels”, I say “Rotella”, let’s call the whole thing off……
Wheels in my mouth, keep on turnin'...
Full ReviewKenny’s Fruit Twists – Are you into sweaty fake licorice?
KENNY!!!! .......... KENNY!!!!!!!!!
Full ReviewStarburst Gummibursts – Some foul ass shit, partner.
You might want to read this before buying.
Full ReviewZours -Get it? They’re SOUR! But they spell it with a Z, it’s fucking INSANITY!!!
Sours for the geriatric set.
Full ReviewI’m back! From Disneyland. With Goofy Balls.
Disneyland. Long lines and lots of candy. And everyone is eating it.
Full ReviewMike and Ike is Nice I Like
The boys got more flaves to try. Just cuz they been around the block doesn't mean they don't know the cool backroads.
Full ReviewSwiss Petite Fruit – My longest running candy obsession?
No folks, that's NOT marzipan you're looking at
Full ReviewI Love My Pickle
Might need to move to Europe to get these. But then it might be worth it. They got warm beer over there too.
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