We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Luhders Jelly Fruit Mix

In the quest for the perfect fruit jelly, sometimes you find some that...aren't perfect.

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Fazer Fruit Jellies – Royal Jelly?

GREEN BALLS.

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The Organic Candy Factory : Gummies & Chocolate

It was a tragic day....bears went missing....mistakes were made. Then we ate them.

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T&J’s Sour Gummies

I'm no Guy Fieri, but....WELCOME TO FLAVOR TOWN®!

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Chuckles

Chuckles? Not even CLOSE TO LAUGHING OVER HERE.

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Albanese Fruit Slices

Slice, slice baby....

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Jelly Belly Sugar Plums

Are they artisinal pate de fruits from the heart of Paris, or from....Fairfield, CA?

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Shurms Soft Candy Chews: Caramel Apple

Imagine a world where fruit jellies could be half-covered in caramel. If that ever were to exist, the results might be close to this.

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Cranberry Sweets Pates De Fruits

No words. I just don't have any. KIDDING, I DO. They're inside this review.

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Sugarfina Apple Pie

FRUIT JELLIES! Pate De Fruit? Gele? We'll figure that one out, but more importantly, prepare yourself for the best one I've ever tried.

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Cedrinco Fruit Gele: Stop Everything, and Read.

The world of high end pate de fruit comes crashing into affordable American online candy stores. Is this a dream? If so, it's a silky, cool, tart, delightful dream that I don't want to be woken from. Ever.

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Zele Bomboni Sugar Coated Jelly Candy

Pate De Fruit! I call dibs!

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Sugarfina: Wild Blueberry Fruttini

Introducing your new favorite candy store.

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Cheri’s Desert Harvest Prickly Pear Cactus Jelly Candy

My new favorite kind of candy in a flavor I've never tried before.

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Trader Joe’s All Natural Fruit Jellies

America doesn't know much from Pates De Fruits. Actually, I don't either, but I'm learning.

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Juicy Jells: Kids Love Em! But I’m Old…

Juicy Jells from Candy Basket. Soft textured with huge sugar crystals on the outside. Gramma might like these? Jello cubes. Eh.

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Sunkist Fruit Gems Can Sunkiss My Ass!

Gemalicious Goo!

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