We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Colts Bolts – Classic Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter & Almonds

It's like everything good in a portable puck.

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Jelly Belly Dark Chocolate Covered Tobasco Flavored Beans

Dark chocolate, Tobasco sauce, and a sweet chew jelly bean. Thoughts/comments/suggestions?

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Venchi Italian chocolate bar: Adding herbs and fruit to everyone’s chagrin

When Italians make anything, I eat it. Here's chocolate. Guess what I did when I got it.

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Bitter Crunky Bar

After eating this Crunky, I'm feeling a tad cranky. Also, I'd like to Crunk.

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Chocolate Sea Salt Butterscotch Caramels: Name Says it All

If you thought butterscotch kinda sucked yr kinda wrong

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Ocho Coconut Bar: When Price is No Object

Great coconut. Perfect for the rich!

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Zoe’s Chocolate Co. : Two Bars For Review

What's gona be better: animal crackers in milk chocolate, or jelly beans in dark? Serious first world issue to ponder.

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Choclatique: Vote for Cocoa!

When you're in the mood to elect an official and eat chocolate

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Sweetriot: Attractive People Make Chocolate Not War

Say what you want about how the Man is keeping you down by making Red Dye #5-riddled aspertame products but don't blame the kids at sweetriot who are doing what they can to be green, save the world, keep you healthy and, oh yeah, make chocolate.

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Sweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.

Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?

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Sunspire Coconut – The Evolution of “Mounds”?

Finally, is there a better alternative to the classic yet somewhat corporate Mounds bar?

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Pralines with Loads of Gail Ambrosiusness

Pralines like truffles but really just great chocolates with flavors worth salivating over

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Christopher Elbow’s Chocolate Pops You in the Mouth

  uh what?   “No 6 Dark Rocks – 61% dark chocolate bar blended with popping candy”You know...

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2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular

The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!

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American Heritage Chocolate: I say good show sir!

Olde skoole chocolate with bold taste - great for cooks. From Mars inc. If you can find it, get it.

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Vosges Haut-Chocolat

We whole heartily suggest you try the insane delights and luxurious chocolates at Vosges Haut-Chocolat. Especially the stuff with bacon!

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Gail Ambrosius: Truffles that Men Won’t Hide From

I don't think I've ever heard a dude say, "Man, I sure could use a smooth chocolate truffle right now." Still - when the experts at Gail Ambrosius Chocolatier sent us a note asking if we wanted to try their wares, I of course said yes since - well, it IS candy, and well, I AM a pushover and I'll try anything once espesh if it's free.

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Wonka’s Exceptionals: Chocolate Bars – disappointing, unless you’re an Oompa.

I looked up "exceptional" in the dictionary and found that it means unusually excellent or superior, extremely rare and extraordinary. Then I looked through the Wonka website and they call the Wonka Exceptional Chocolate bars "the World's Most Incomparably Imaginative Chocolate." Really? Quite a description to live up to...

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Vosges Peanut Butter Bonbons Slay The Ass off Reeses

The ass-kicker of Reeses has arrived.

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Theo’s Vegan Fig, Fennel and Almond Bar

I liked the way the almonds and fennel got stuck in your teeth - a treat for later.

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Trader Joe’s Classic Dark Hershey’s

Trader Joe's Classic Dark Chocolate Bar. Sure, it's fine. Who cares. And that's probably its problem.

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Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Chocolate, Meet Swine

Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Applewood smoked bacon + Alder wood smoked salt + dark chocolate 62% cacao 3oz. So keeping...

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Cost Plus’ Sea Salt Dark Chocolate: Tiger Woods vs. Salty Chocolate

The best chocolate bar EVER?

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Reese’s Dark and Reese’s White: Look To The Cookie, Or At Least Elsewhere

The gang here at Candygurus are a mixed, motley crew. One of the Gurus is a CEO, while another plays professional...

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King Leo’s Peppermint Bark Moves Me

Need some candy to make your holiday zing? King Leo has the Pep Bark for you. Your workmates will kiss you, and you won't even need to be under the mistletoe; it'll be perfectly inappropriate.

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Chocri Khan Let Me Rock You Chocri Khan

Make-your-own chocolate bars with loads of toppings - they aint cheap but they can be hot.

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Choclatique Wins. Period.

How many chocolate companies make products specifically for YOU?

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Viva USA! Go NASA! Eat the Moon Rocks!

Just another bunch of chocolates, or for ONCE, something special?

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3 Musketeers Mint: The Patty Wins, The Links Lose

A candy bar with no purpose in life. So sad.

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