We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!

A repressed memory of a classic candy come to light with shocking (not really at all) results!

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Phillips Candy House Caramel Chocolate Apple – It’s A Giant

There's chocolate, and chocolate, and caramel, and chocolate and an apple.

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Jujyfruits – Old School Stickiness = Ickiness?

You wanna talk old school? It doesn't get older (or stickier) than this.

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Koppers Sour Petite Fruits – Mystery Solved

Chewy, tart little fruit looking lovelies.

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Goo Goo Clusters Go Old School On Y’ass…

This claims to be the FIRST EVER combination candy bar. Intrigued?

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Juicy Jells: Kids Love Em! But I’m Old…

Juicy Jells from Candy Basket. Soft textured with huge sugar crystals on the outside. Gramma might like these? Jello cubes. Eh.

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Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya

Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???

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Dollah Dollah Bill Y’all!

Nice coin slot!

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Mike and Ike Berry Blast: Ground Control to Major Tum

The boys are back with more colors and flaves. Are they really any good or are they just your general grocery store confection?

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Necco Smoothies

If it weren't for Scotty, I NEVER would have picked these up.

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Cow Tales — The Bovine Backside

These grew on me. I started out not liking them and now - as I wrote this - I realize I miss them. Not a longing. More like a yearn.

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Mike and Ike is Nice I Like

The boys got more flaves to try. Just cuz they been around the block doesn't mean they don't know the cool backroads.

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Zotz. ZOTZ!!! (Seriously, SCREAM IT, it’s fun!)

Love these things.

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Cherry Chill Tic-Tacs : What’s the Fuc*ing Point???

Tic-Toc, Tic-Tac

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