We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!

Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!

Reviewed by on Jul 24, 2011

A repressed memory of a classic candy come to light with shocking (not really at all) results!

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Tic Tacs & Sex Symbols, Reviewed By The Kid.

Tic Tacs & Sex Symbols, Reviewed By The Kid.

Reviewed by on May 5, 2011

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Phillips Candy House Caramel Chocolate Apple – It’s A Giant

Phillips Candy House Caramel Chocolate Apple – It’s A Giant

Reviewed by on Oct 26, 2010

There's chocolate, and chocolate, and caramel, and chocolate and an apple.

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Jujyfruits – Old School Stickiness = Ickiness?

Jujyfruits – Old School Stickiness = Ickiness?

Reviewed by on Aug 17, 2010

You wanna talk old school? It doesn't get older (or stickier) than this.

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Koppers Sour Petite Fruits – Mystery Solved

Koppers Sour Petite Fruits – Mystery Solved

Reviewed by on Jul 27, 2010

Chewy, tart little fruit looking lovelies.

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Goo Goo Clusters Go Old School On Y’ass…

Goo Goo Clusters Go Old School On Y’ass…

Reviewed by on Jul 20, 2010

This claims to be the FIRST EVER combination candy bar. Intrigued?

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Juicy Jells: Kids Love Em! But I’m Old…

Juicy Jells: Kids Love Em! But I’m Old…

Reviewed by on Jan 29, 2010

Juicy Jells from Candy Basket. Soft textured with huge sugar crystals on the outside. Gramma might like these? Jello cubes. Eh.

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Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya

Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya

Reviewed by on Aug 3, 2009

Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???

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Dollah Dollah Bill Y’all!

Dollah Dollah Bill Y’all!

Reviewed by on Jul 17, 2009

Nice coin slot!

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Take Your Childhood-Now Turn It Into A Bean. Now Eat It And Be Bummed Out

Take Your Childhood-Now Turn It Into A Bean. Now Eat It And Be Bummed Out

Reviewed by on Apr 5, 2009

SO disappointing

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Mike and Ike Berry Blast: Ground Control to Major Tum

Mike and Ike Berry Blast: Ground Control to Major Tum

Reviewed by on Jan 27, 2009

The boys are back with more colors and flaves. Are they really any good or are they just your general grocery store confection?

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Necco Smoothies

Necco Smoothies

Reviewed by on Nov 30, 2008

If it weren't for Scotty, I NEVER would have picked these up.

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Cow Tales — The Bovine Backside

Cow Tales — The Bovine Backside

Reviewed by on Nov 18, 2008

These grew on me. I started out not liking them and now - as I wrote this - I realize I miss them. Not a longing. More like a yearn.

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Mike and Ike is Nice I Like

Mike and Ike is Nice I Like

Reviewed by on Sep 26, 2008

The boys got more flaves to try. Just cuz they been around the block doesn't mean they don't know the cool backroads.

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Zotz. ZOTZ!!! (Seriously, SCREAM IT, it’s fun!)

Zotz. ZOTZ!!! (Seriously, SCREAM IT, it’s fun!)

Reviewed by on Aug 27, 2008

Love these things.

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Cherry Chill Tic-Tacs : What’s the Fuc*ing Point???

Cherry Chill Tic-Tacs : What’s the Fuc*ing Point???

Reviewed by on Aug 2, 2008

Tic-Toc, Tic-Tac

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Good & Fruity are BACK! …And these ‘aint yo momma’s Good & Fruity! Seriously, though. They’re not.

Good & Fruity are BACK! …And these ‘aint yo momma’s Good & Fruity! Seriously, though. They’re not.

Reviewed by on Aug 1, 2008

Yummy.

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