We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Tootsie Roll King Size

You've had them a million times, but have you really thought about them? Also, what's your take on Tony Romo?

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Athena Black Cherry & Aphrodite Kumquat

I'm pretty sure you don't deserve these but for the sake of argument, let's just pretend that you do.

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Video Review: Homemade “Chocopoo”

Struggling to find the words for this one.

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Bassett’s Liquorice Allsorts

I love licorice, coconut, fruits, and chocolate. Love. But will I love them together? I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT. Together.

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Mocken Boules: Talk about German Variety

Moucken Boules are Fooken Shoeless! (no idea what that means but I think it rhymes)

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Lovely Candy: One for me…One for you

Real fruit. No Fake nothing. Real good. L'Chaim.

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Yume´ Blush: Rub All Over then Eat

When you want to rub someone and then eat it off. Litrally.

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Sendfudge.com: Can it get any clearer?

How in god's name am I going to get some fudge sent here? Sendfudge.com, that's the hell how yo!

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The Future is Here: Milk Straws Magic Sucking

Remember when you had to use spoons? So lame.

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Trolli Choco Bananas Made Me Rethink Everything

Bananas are bad, nnnnkaaaay?

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Sweetriot: Attractive People Make Chocolate Not War

Say what you want about how the Man is keeping you down by making Red Dye #5-riddled aspertame products but don't blame the kids at sweetriot who are doing what they can to be green, save the world, keep you healthy and, oh yeah, make chocolate.

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Make Valentine’s Day Totally Haute with Popcorn

Popcorn like it was meant to eat

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Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate

So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...

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Tobasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes

Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.

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Caffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out

Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.

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