Garbage Pail Kids are BACK!
Who here had Garbage Pail Kids stickers on the door of their bedroom?
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barkTHINS: These Look Good and Healthy. Are They?
When your bark is bigger than your bike.
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Larabar: A Protein Bar on a Candy Blog? Yup.
Don't poo poo the protein bars. Even if they look like it.
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Sakuma Drops: Hard Candy that’s Surprisingly Awesome
Are you a hard candy nerd? Then you must know these already.
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Cadbury Flake Bar
One of the most old school Brit chocolate bars is put on notice today. Notice of what, you say? Just general notice.
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UHA 8.2: Look past the name and just eat these things.
Get past the package and the name and just put these things in your mouth.
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Milch Bar from Mexico: Eh. Esta Bien.
My kid used to say 'milch' when she was trying to say 'milk'. Great story.
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Old Fashioned Vanilla Creme Drops: Yes. They are That.
These may not come with a breakfast but they're good
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Holiday Candy Video Review 2of 3: Junior Mints Peppermint Crunch
Everything you love about Junior Mints is still there, with some very subtle additional peppermint love
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The Organic Candy Factory : Gummies & Chocolate
It was a tragic day....bears went missing....mistakes were made. Then we ate them.
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Cadbury Dairy Milk Marvellous Creations
Finally, putting the reputation of Cadbury chocolate to the test
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Cockfest! er- Cokofest. Sorry. But it’s from Turkey.
Seriously, how often do you guys come home wasted late at night, on the mood for a cockfest?
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Salazon Organic Chocolate
There's too much "craft" chocolate. Rather, too much same-y chocolate. Can Salazon bust a move?
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Crunky is decidedly un-junky
If you love artificial strawberry flavor like I do, then you're in for a treat.
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Kimmie Candy’s Salted Caramel Chocorocks
Do you really need another pumpkin spiced lasagna? Move on to salted caramel, kids.
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Superior Sea Gull Eggs are Real & Spectacular
When you put this much effort into candy, SOMEone should write about.
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Tootsie Roll King Size
You've had them a million times, but have you really thought about them? Also, what's your take on Tony Romo?
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Athena Black Cherry & Aphrodite Kumquat
I'm pretty sure you don't deserve these but for the sake of argument, let's just pretend that you do.
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Bassett’s Liquorice Allsorts
I love licorice, coconut, fruits, and chocolate. Love. But will I love them together? I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT. Together.
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Mocken Boules: Talk about German Variety
Moucken Boules are Fooken Shoeless! (no idea what that means but I think it rhymes)
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Yume´ Blush: Rub All Over then Eat
When you want to rub someone and then eat it off. Litrally.
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Sendfudge.com: Can it get any clearer?
How in god's name am I going to get some fudge sent here? Sendfudge.com, that's the hell how yo!
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The Future is Here: Milk Straws Magic Sucking
Remember when you had to use spoons? So lame.
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Sweetriot: Attractive People Make Chocolate Not War
Say what you want about how the Man is keeping you down by making Red Dye #5-riddled aspertame products but don't blame the kids at sweetriot who are doing what they can to be green, save the world, keep you healthy and, oh yeah, make chocolate.
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Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate
So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...
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Tabasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes
Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.
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Caffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out
Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.
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