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Plopp Bar. Yeah.

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 19, 2020

Plop on down, friends. We got a weird bar for ya.

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Chupa Chups Kaubonbon

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 31, 2018

Stop it. Just....stop it. Cut it out.

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Now and Later Sour Shell Shocked

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 28, 2017

American confectioners need to up their newfangled iterations of old school candies. Impress us.

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Holiday Candy Video Reviews 1 of 3: Warheads Sour Chewy Cubes

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 20, 2016

The weather outside is frightful-for California.

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Tootsie Roll King Size

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 6, 2014

You've had them a million times, but have you really thought about them? Also, what's your take on Tony Romo?

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Dorval Sour Power Straws : Pink Lemonade

Reviewed by Jonny on May 23, 2012

I always have and always will love pink lemonade, despite the color being derived from Pepto Bismal

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Hi Chews: Starbursts Better Sleep with One Eye Open

Reviewed by Matty on Mar 5, 2012

Like Starbursts, Mamba and Now and Laters? Say Hi Chew to Generation Next.

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Sour Filled Electroshocks – Sometimes, it’s good that we can’t buy European candy. Like in this instance. Cause this aint good.

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 29, 2011

The original "Sweaty®" has some competition, and it's ugly.

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Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 25, 2011

If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.

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Lammes Habanero Pralines – Spice is Nice.

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 18, 2011

Did I just find the best spicy candy ever made? Did I actually find it? Did Matty? Will I continue to ask myself questions? Is anyone listening?

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Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.

Reviewed by Matty on Aug 15, 2011

I love Ranchers. Old school yummles. So it's perfectly logical for me to expect Rancher Chews - with the word "awesome" in the title - to be just that, no?

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Aunty Alice’s Apricots – Oddly Disturbing?

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 7, 2011

Ladies & germs, give it up for The Candy Gurus’ first South African candy review! Thanks to world traveller...

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Haribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ’em.

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 28, 2011

Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado. They’re...

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Gimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 8, 2011

Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...

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You’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites

Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 8, 2011

I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks. Strictly business. Being in the...

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Chimes Mango Ginger Chews : Boring or Yum?

Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 13, 2011

Tired of boring ginger candy, I was reluctant to try these...

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Fizzy Fast Laners As Told By Complainers

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 7, 2010

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Let’s Talk About Fizz, Baby, Let’s Talk About Foam & Me

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 30, 2010

If I foamed in your mouth, would you mind?

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Jujyfruits – Old School Stickiness = Ickiness?

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 17, 2010

You wanna talk old school? It doesn't get older (or stickier) than this.

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Airheads : Weak Name, Strong Candy

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 3, 2010

I've held back for years, until now. I bought my first Airhead.

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Koppers Sour Petite Fruits – Mystery Solved

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 27, 2010

Chewy, tart little fruit looking lovelies.

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Dorval Sour Belts-Trumped By A Puny Fruit Chew?

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 22, 2010

Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show

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Gimbal’s Cherry Lover’s – Nine Cherry Favorites

Reviewed by Scotty on Apr 11, 2010

These are well made, heart shaped Jelly Beanish chews in 9 distinct cherry flavors. I kind of dig them,. And as touted, I can really taste the cherry juice - and they are very juicy.

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