Now and Later Sour Shell Shocked

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 28, 2017

American confectioners need to up their newfangled iterations of old school candies. Impress us.

Tootsie Roll King Size

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 6, 2014

You've had them a million times, but have you really thought about them? Also, what's your take on Tony Romo?

Hi Chews: Starbursts Better Sleep with One Eye Open

Reviewed by Matty on Mar 5, 2012

Like Starbursts, Mamba and Now and Laters? Say Hi Chew to Generation Next.

Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 25, 2011

If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.

Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.

Reviewed by Matty on Aug 15, 2011

I love Ranchers. Old school yummles. So it's perfectly logical for me to expect Rancher Chews - with the word "awesome" in the title - to be just that, no?

Haribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ’em.

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 28, 2011

Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado.  They’re...

You’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites

Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 8, 2011

I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks.  Strictly business. Being in the...

Fizzy Fast Laners As Told By Complainers

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 7, 2010

Jujyfruits – Old School Stickiness = Ickiness?

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 17, 2010

You wanna talk old school? It doesn't get older (or stickier) than this.

Koppers Sour Petite Fruits – Mystery Solved

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 27, 2010

Chewy, tart little fruit looking lovelies.

Gimbal’s Cherry Lover’s – Nine Cherry Favorites

Reviewed by Scotty on Apr 11, 2010

These are well made, heart shaped Jelly Beanish chews in 9 distinct cherry flavors. I kind of dig them,. And as touted, I can really taste the cherry juice - and they are very juicy.

Maoam Kracher – High End Mentos? Is That Even A Good Thing?

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 14, 2009

St. Barth's has hot girl everywhere and tons of excellent candy. You need to go.

Chewy Extinguishers Promise Big Things…

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 18, 2009

Yes, I WANT to eat something so sour that I need extinguishing.

Nothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 21, 2009

Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?

Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 3, 2009

Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???

Take classic caramels. Now shake ’em up. Keep shaking. Now eat.

Reviewed by Matty on Jun 9, 2009

Gourmet caramels that aint cheap. Are they really worth it?

Good & Fiery. Flame On…

Reviewed by Jonny on May 29, 2009

I love spicy food. I love candy. I love Good & Fruitys! This is a slam dunk...

UK Sweets – Wham Bam No Thank You Maam

Reviewed by Matty on Apr 9, 2009

Irn Bru rocks. This stuff tastes exactly like it.

Ice Breakers Chewy Sours – Which Way Is This One Gonna Go?

Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 3, 2009

Oh, snap! Check these out, yo...

Bob Marley and Me, Just Chasin’ Some Skittles Crazy Cores Crazy Baldheads. No Big Whoop.

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 14, 2009

Crazy? Or just not sane? OR, just not good?

Don’t tell Dr. Drew: I’m addicted to Coke! (bottles)

Reviewed by Matty on Feb 27, 2009

Not all gummi coke bottles are created equal. Haribo ain't run-of-the-mill cola taste. Plus the texture is delish.

Swedish Fish: It’s The Aqua Life

Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 14, 2009

Ahh, the Swedes.

You say “Haribo Fruit Wheels”, I say “Rotella”, let’s call the whole thing off……

Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 31, 2009

Wheels in my mouth, keep on turnin'...

Haribo Gold Bears: Not Unlike Sex

Reviewed by Matty on Jan 10, 2009

Seriously - I'd make candy love to these things.

Yogurt Dots — the healthy candy?

Reviewed by Matty on Dec 6, 2008

Creamy like cream and fruity like fruit. I kinda liked these actually and I kinda didn't! Nothing like the ol' "Yeah it's fine," comment to get people buyin' !