We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Dorval Sour Power Straws : Pink Lemonade

I always have and always will love pink lemonade, despite the color being derived from Pepto Bismal

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Hi Chews: Starbursts Better Sleep with One Eye Open

Like Starbursts, Mamba and Now and Laters? Say Hi Chew to Generation Next.

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Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together

If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.

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Lammes Habanero Pralines – Spice is Nice.

Did I just find the best spicy candy ever made? Did I actually find it? Did Matty? Will I continue to ask myself questions? Is anyone listening?

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Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.

I love Ranchers. Old school yummles. So it's perfectly logical for me to expect Rancher Chews - with the word "awesome" in the title - to be just that, no?

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Aunty Alice’s Apricots – Oddly Disturbing?

Ladies & germs, give it up for The Candy Gurus’ first South African candy review! Thanks to world traveller...

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Haribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.

Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado.  They’re...

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Gimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.

Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...

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You’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites

I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks.  Strictly business. Being in the...

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Chimes Mango Ginger Chews : Boring or Yum?

Tired of boring ginger candy, I was reluctant to try these...

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Let’s Talk About Fizz, Baby, Let’s Talk About Foam & Me

If I foamed in your mouth, would you mind?

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Jujyfruits – Old School Stickiness = Ickiness?

You wanna talk old school? It doesn't get older (or stickier) than this.

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Airheads : Weak Name, Strong Candy

I've held back for years, until now. I bought my first Airhead.

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Koppers Sour Petite Fruits – Mystery Solved

Chewy, tart little fruit looking lovelies.

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Dorval Sour Belts-Trumped By A Puny Fruit Chew?

Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show

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Gimbal’s Cherry Lover’s – Nine Cherry Favorites

These are well made, heart shaped Jelly Beanish chews in 9 distinct cherry flavors. I kind of dig them,. And as touted, I can really taste the cherry juice - and they are very juicy.

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The Candygurus Do Mexico

Mexico, thou hast forsaken us-up till NOW.

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Maoam Kracher – High End Mentos? Is That Even A Good Thing?

St. Barth's has hot girl everywhere and tons of excellent candy. You need to go.

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Tropical Stormz Tootsie Pops Lollipops, Fantasy Football Style

$100 says you can't finish reading this review--it's THAT long.

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Chewy Extinguishers Promise Big Things…

Yes, I WANT to eat something so sour that I need extinguishing.

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Takin’ A Puff With King Leo

It's hard to get excited about a Grandma candy--or IS it?

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Nothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.

Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?

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I’m fantasizing about a Big Hunk! ZING!!!!

If it's big, AND it's a hunk, then usually that scares me.

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Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya

Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???

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Dollah Dollah Bill Y’all!

Nice coin slot!

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Take classic caramels. Now shake ‘em up. Keep shaking. Now eat.

Gourmet caramels that aint cheap. Are they really worth it?

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Tropical Chewy Lemonheads & Friends

Get ready for a re-calibration of expectations. These little balls of fury have everything going for them-in theory...

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Good & Fiery. Flame On…

I love spicy food. I love candy. I love Good & Fruitys! This is a slam dunk...

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UK Sweets – The Fruit Salad Days

It's their duty to keep it fruity

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UK Sweets – Wham Bam No Thank You Maam

Irn Bru rocks. This stuff tastes exactly like it.

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UK Sweets – Eat A Black, Jack, Do it Again…

Review By : Jonny Last weekend my wife went to Las Cruces, New Mexico to visit her long time friend Kathleen, who...

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Ice Breakers Chewy Sours – Which Way Is This One Gonna Go?

Oh, snap! Check these out, yo...

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Radberry Assorted Now and Laters Officially Not Rad

If you're gonna name your candy "rad", then it better deliver.

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Bob Marley and Me, Just Chasin’ Some Skittles Crazy Cores Crazy Baldheads. No Big Whoop.

Crazy? Or just not sane? OR, just not good?

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Razzles….First They’re Candy, Then They’re Gum, Then They’re Shitty!”

Is it gum or candy? More importantly, why the hell was I so obsessed with these as a kid?

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Don’t tell Dr. Drew: I’m addicted to Coke! (bottles)

Not all gummi coke bottles are created equal. Haribo ain't run-of-the-mill cola taste. Plus the texture is delish.

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Blue Razamatazz Sour Punch Straws

I used to love these things. How are they now?

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Swedish Fish: It’s The Aqua Life

Ahh, the Swedes.

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Mentos – The “Freshmaker”, or just plain borefest?

Not quite as charming as their commercials.

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Mike and Ike Berry Blast: Ground Control to Major Tum

The boys are back with more colors and flaves. Are they really any good or are they just your general grocery store confection?

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Haribo Gold Bears: Not Unlike Sex

Seriously - I'd make candy love to these things.

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Sour Starburst

Meet the competition.

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Yogurt Dots — the healthy candy?

Creamy like cream and fruity like fruit. I kinda liked these actually and I kinda didn't! Nothing like the ol' "Yeah it's fine," comment to get people buyin' !

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Warheads QBZ Sour Chews

Interesting...

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Wonka Tinglerz – Two Worlds Colliding?

Love those pop rocks in my chocolate....???

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Mike & Ike Jolly Joes – “The debate of grape”

I really love a good grape candy-but it's gotta be good...

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