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Who here had Garbage Pail Kids stickers on the door of their bedroom?
Full ReviewCarmel Fruitys: Sour Cola & Sour Cherry
Sour cola and sour cherry sound wonderful. Even if you would like some of these, you can't have any.
Full ReviewMike & Ike’s Cherry Cola Give Us Some Zing
Olde skool, sure. But good enough for the 21st century.
Full ReviewButterfields Hard Candies
Sometimes things are done correctly from the start. This is one of those times.
Full ReviewHaribo Saure Schnuller (Sour Pacifiers)
As a child, I needed something to stick in my mouth. Now, as an adult, I need something to stick in my mouth.
Full ReviewKabang Energy Hard Candies – Viagra Replacement?
You want flavor? You got it. You want fizz? Sure. You want....Ginseng?
Full ReviewHaribo Gold Bears FAN EDITION!!!
Haribo let their fans pick new flavors. This should be a national holiday.
Full ReviewTrolli Milk Cows
Last time I checked, yogurt was for dieting moms and babies. And all those millions of new Greek people.
Full ReviewMentos Sour
Mentos always have a nice rounded tartness to them, but a full on sour variety pack? 2014 IS A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE.
Full ReviewJust Born Mike & Ike Zours
I tried these before and they were nothing to write home about. Has the recipe changed? OR IS IT ME THAT'S CHANGED?!?
Full ReviewSugarfina’s “Hearts Afire”
Delicious, chile & ginger spiced gummies, extremely original tasting. Except...the kids don't seem to agree...
Full ReviewHaribo COaLA-Tatzen
The only reason this candy was made was for some jacked up Product Manager to get his pun implemented on a bag of candy.
Full ReviewAthena Black Cherry & Aphrodite Kumquat
I'm pretty sure you don't deserve these but for the sake of argument, let's just pretend that you do.
Full ReviewCharms Blow Pop Minis
Man oh man, was I obsessed with Charms Blow Pops as a kid. A whole bag of them? Sign me up.
Full ReviewKatjes Grün-Ohr Barchen (They’re Neu!) Green Ear Bears
Dudes, check this: There’s no end to the amount of “gummy bears” that candy companies make, and...
Full ReviewSweeTARTS Gummies: Really? We haven’t reviewed these?
Old school meet middle school. Add in after school, go to college then make candy. Which has nothing to do with these things.
Full ReviewJelly Belly Sour Bunnies: It’s What’s for Easter
When the sweet people at Jelly Belly send us Gurus stuff to review, in this case, Easter Candy, I have to ask myself:...
Full ReviewClassic Candy Review : The Astro Pop
Time Machine back to summer, 1975. Sand? Check. Sun? Check. Sunscreen? Nope. no one cared back then.
Full ReviewJolly Rancher Chews : Should You…CHOOSE Them? OH NO I DI-IN’T!!!
Hey, it's a review of something you can actually BUY in this country! BUT SHOULD YOU???
Full ReviewTrolli Valentine Mix: Sour Gummi Candy be Dandy
Don't lie to me about what your candy tastes like. I'm not 19. It won't make me want to sleep with you more. Also, Happy Valentine's Day.
Full ReviewDude, Seriously. Mamba Sour Gummies are Kinda Awesome.
I talk a lot of smack about Mamba. Cool name, pretty lame candies. Will this Mamba gummie be any different? SPOILER ALERT: yes, it will. Very. A lot much very.
Full ReviewKatjes Saure Kirschen : Meet the Cherry Racist
Cherry is weird. I just don’t love it in candy usually, but…it really isn’t “bad”....
Full ReviewMentos: Tasting the Rainbow
I reviewed Mentos back in the day as lame-when it was ME that was lame all along!
Full ReviewNewman’s Organic Sour Licorice : There’s No Way This Can Be Good
Red "licorice" products almost always suck. Will these be any different? Will they really be sour? Will I ever stop asking questions?
Full ReviewAn Oldie But a Goodie : Charms Hard Candies
One of the oldest hard candies around comes under scrutiny: are they still good? Were they ever good?
Full ReviewKatjes Euro Munzen : Interesting, Yummy, and a bit Weird
If you eat real money, you'll get chlamydia. Try these instead.
Full ReviewTwizzlers Cherry Nibs : Blue Collar Red Licorice
Excuse me, but your nibs smell JUST a bit funky. Just sayin'
Full ReviewJolly Rancher Crunch N’ Chews : I REALLY wanted to like these more
The Ranch® has been giving us great tasting candies for years-but how will these hold up, compared to the legend?
Full ReviewKatjes Frucht-Kaugis : What fruit should taste like
I used to not like soft gummies. Great German candy used to be impossible to find. Both of these things have changed.
Full ReviewQuick Hit Review: Jolly Rancher Doubles
Two flavors in one - the promise almost never delivers.
Full ReviewJolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour
Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.
Full ReviewClaeys Hard Candy – No, I Didn’t Spell That Wrong.
If you don't like hard candy...then you probably hate old people. Why?
Full ReviewJolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.
I love Ranchers. Old school yummles. So it's perfectly logical for me to expect Rancher Chews - with the word "awesome" in the title - to be just that, no?
Full ReviewIcee Gummy Candy: Sweet…but No Bacon
Dylan’s Candy Bar in NYC is the FAO-Schwarz of candy stores. Multi-level supermarts with all sorts of goods you...
Full ReviewQuick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat
Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.
Full ReviewGimbal’s Cherry Lover’s – Nine Cherry Favorites
These are well made, heart shaped Jelly Beanish chews in 9 distinct cherry flavors. I kind of dig them,. And as touted, I can really taste the cherry juice - and they are very juicy.
Full ReviewLifesavers Sweet Strings N’ Sour Rings-Clever Name, But Do They Suck?
Lifesavers' gummy track record sucks-can they change it with these?
Full ReviewTake classic caramels. Now shake ’em up. Keep shaking. Now eat.
Gourmet caramels that aint cheap. Are they really worth it?
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