We may be sour, but we know our sweets.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 9, 2015
As a child, I needed something to stick in my mouth. Now, as an adult, I need something to stick in my mouth.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 11, 2015
You want flavor? You got it. You want fizz? Sure. You want....Ginseng?
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 6, 2015
Haribo let their fans pick new flavors. This should be a national holiday.
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 4, 2014
Last time I checked, yogurt was for dieting moms and babies. And all those millions of new Greek people.
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 6, 2014
Mentos always have a nice rounded tartness to them, but a full on sour variety pack? 2014 IS A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE.
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 19, 2014
I tried these before and they were nothing to write home about. Has the recipe changed? OR IS IT ME THAT'S CHANGED?!?
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 18, 2014
Delicious, chile & ginger spiced gummies, extremely original tasting. Except...the kids don't seem to agree...
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 18, 2014
Matty reviewed one flavor of Jones Soda Carbonated Candy years ago– Fufu Berry, which ironically turns out to be...
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 18, 2014
The only reason this candy was made was for some jacked up Product Manager to get his pun implemented on a bag of candy.
Reviewed by Jonny on May 9, 2014
I'm pretty sure you don't deserve these but for the sake of argument, let's just pretend that you do.
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 28, 2014
There's definitely no aroma of pregnant buffalo in these.
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 14, 2014
Man oh man, was I obsessed with Charms Blow Pops as a kid. A whole bag of them? Sign me up.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 27, 2014
Dudes, check this:
There’s no end to the amount of “gummy bears” that candy companies make, and...
Reviewed by Matty on Dec 2, 2013
Old school meet middle school. Add in after school, go to college then make candy. Which has nothing to do with these things.
Reviewed by Matty on Mar 25, 2013
When the sweet people at Jelly Belly send us Gurus stuff to review, in this case, Easter Candy, I have to ask myself:...
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 11, 2013
Time Machine back to summer, 1975. Sand? Check. Sun? Check. Sunscreen? Nope. no one cared back then.
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 21, 2013
Hey, it's a review of something you can actually BUY in this country! BUT SHOULD YOU???
Reviewed by Matty on Feb 6, 2013
Don't lie to me about what your candy tastes like. I'm not 19. It won't make me want to sleep with you more. Also, Happy Valentine's Day.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 17, 2013
I talk a lot of smack about Mamba. Cool name, pretty lame candies. Will this Mamba gummie be any different? SPOILER ALERT: yes, it will. Very. A lot much very.
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 8, 2012
Cherry is weird. I just don’t love it in candy usually, but…it really isn’t “bad”....
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 8, 2012
Whoah, Nellie! Your flavors are egads and stuff.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 5, 2012
I reviewed Mentos back in the day as lame-when it was ME that was lame all along!
Reviewed by Jonny on May 30, 2012
Red "licorice" products almost always suck. Will these be any different? Will they really be sour? Will I ever stop asking questions?
Reviewed by Jonny on May 21, 2012
One of the oldest hard candies around comes under scrutiny: are they still good? Were they ever good?
Reviewed by Jonny on May 16, 2012
If you eat real money, you'll get chlamydia. Try these instead.
Reviewed by Jonny on May 2, 2012
Can you spell "damn good"?
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 15, 2012
Excuse me, but your nibs smell JUST a bit funky. Just sayin'
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 7, 2012
The Ranch® has been giving us great tasting candies for years-but how will these hold up, compared to the legend?
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 1, 2012
I used to not like soft gummies. Great German candy used to be impossible to find. Both of these things have changed.
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 16, 2012
Two flavors in one - the promise almost never delivers.
Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 16, 2011
Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 21, 2011
If you don't like hard candy...then you probably hate old people. Why?
Reviewed by Matty on Aug 15, 2011
I love Ranchers. Old school yummles. So it's perfectly logical for me to expect Rancher Chews - with the word "awesome" in the title - to be just that, no?
Reviewed by Matty on Jul 6, 2011
Dylan’s Candy Bar in NYC is the FAO-Schwarz of candy stores. Multi-level supermarts with all sorts of goods you...
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 11, 2011
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 11, 2010
Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 27, 2010
Chewy, tart little fruit looking lovelies.
Reviewed by Jonny on May 11, 2010
Solid candies from a family company. Word!
Reviewed by Scotty on Apr 11, 2010
These are well made, heart shaped Jelly Beanish chews in 9 distinct cherry flavors. I kind of dig them,. And as touted, I can really taste the cherry juice - and they are very juicy.
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 1, 2009
Lifesavers' gummy track record sucks-can they change it with these?
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 3, 2009
Willy Wonka releases their first gummy & sour gummy. Yummy?
Reviewed by Matty on Jun 9, 2009
Gourmet caramels that aint cheap. Are they really worth it?
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 7, 2009
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As we approach Easter, I approach Jelly Beans. Being hella Jew-y, the holiday has absolutely zero...
Reviewed by Matty on Feb 3, 2009
I'm a Haribo apologist. So I'm gonna like these. But don't call em 'sour.' They ain't.
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 30, 2008
These came right out of left field...
Reviewed by Matty on Oct 24, 2008
Disneyland. Long lines and lots of candy. And everyone is eating it.
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 12, 2008
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 2, 2008
Too scary to eat much, but they're pretty decent.
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 13, 2008
No folks, that's NOT marzipan you're looking at
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 6, 2008
Yummy and juicy
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