Jelly Belly Sour Bunnies: It’s What’s for Easter
When the sweet people at Jelly Belly send us Gurus stuff to review, in this case, Easter Candy, I have to ask myself:...
Full ReviewClassic Candy Review : The Astro Pop
Time Machine back to summer, 1975. Sand? Check. Sun? Check. Sunscreen? Nope. no one cared back then.
Full ReviewJolly Rancher Chews : Should You…CHOOSE Them? OH NO I DI-IN’T!!!
Hey, it's a review of something you can actually BUY in this country! BUT SHOULD YOU???
Full ReviewTrolli Valentine Mix: Sour Gummi Candy be Dandy
Don't lie to me about what your candy tastes like. I'm not 19. It won't make me want to sleep with you more. Also, Happy Valentine's Day.
Full ReviewDude, Seriously. Mamba Sour Gummies are Kinda Awesome.
I talk a lot of smack about Mamba. Cool name, pretty lame candies. Will this Mamba gummie be any different? SPOILER ALERT: yes, it will. Very. A lot much very.
Full ReviewKatjes Saure Kirschen : Meet the Cherry Racist
Cherry is weird. I just don’t love it in candy usually, but…it really isn’t “bad”....
Full ReviewMentos: Tasting the Rainbow
I reviewed Mentos back in the day as lame-when it was ME that was lame all along!
Full ReviewNewman’s Organic Sour Licorice : There’s No Way This Can Be Good
Red "licorice" products almost always suck. Will these be any different? Will they really be sour? Will I ever stop asking questions?
Full ReviewAn Oldie But a Goodie : Charms Hard Candies
One of the oldest hard candies around comes under scrutiny: are they still good? Were they ever good?
Full ReviewKatjes Euro Munzen : Interesting, Yummy, and a bit Weird
If you eat real money, you'll get chlamydia. Try these instead.
Full ReviewTwizzlers Cherry Nibs : Blue Collar Red Licorice
Excuse me, but your nibs smell JUST a bit funky. Just sayin'
Full ReviewJolly Rancher Crunch N’ Chews : I REALLY wanted to like these more
The Ranch® has been giving us great tasting candies for years-but how will these hold up, compared to the legend?
Full ReviewKatjes Frucht-Kaugis : What fruit should taste like
I used to not like soft gummies. Great German candy used to be impossible to find. Both of these things have changed.
Full ReviewQuick Hit Review: Jolly Rancher Doubles
Two flavors in one - the promise almost never delivers.
Full ReviewJolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour
Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.
Full ReviewClaeys Hard Candy – No, I Didn’t Spell That Wrong.
If you don't like hard candy...then you probably hate old people. Why?
Full ReviewJolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.
I love Ranchers. Old school yummles. So it's perfectly logical for me to expect Rancher Chews - with the word "awesome" in the title - to be just that, no?
Full ReviewIcee Gummy Candy: Sweet…but No Bacon
Dylan’s Candy Bar in NYC is the FAO-Schwarz of candy stores. Multi-level supermarts with all sorts of goods you...
Full ReviewQuick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat
Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.
Full ReviewGimbal’s Cherry Lover’s – Nine Cherry Favorites
These are well made, heart shaped Jelly Beanish chews in 9 distinct cherry flavors. I kind of dig them,. And as touted, I can really taste the cherry juice - and they are very juicy.
Full ReviewLifesavers Sweet Strings N’ Sour Rings-Clever Name, But Do They Suck?
Lifesavers' gummy track record sucks-can they change it with these?
Full ReviewTake classic caramels. Now shake ‘em up. Keep shaking. Now eat.
Gourmet caramels that aint cheap. Are they really worth it?
Full ReviewStarburst Sour Jelly Beans. Not yo Grandma’s Beans-But Quite Possibly Your Brother’s.
Review By : Jonny As we approach Easter, I approach Jelly Beans. Being hella Jew-y, the holiday has absolutely zero...
Full ReviewSour Cherry On Wayward Son…
I'm a Haribo apologist. So I'm gonna like these. But don't call em 'sour.' They ain't.
Full ReviewI’m back! From Disneyland. With Goofy Balls.
Disneyland. Long lines and lots of candy. And everyone is eating it.
Full ReviewSwiss Petite Fruit – My longest running candy obsession?
No folks, that's NOT marzipan you're looking at
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