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Katjes Euro Munzen : Interesting, Yummy, and a bit Weird

Katjes Euro Munzen : Interesting, Yummy, and a bit Weird

Reviewed by on May 16, 2012

If you eat real money, you'll get chlamydia. Try these instead.

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Maynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.

Maynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.

Reviewed by on Sep 6, 2011

Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.

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Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together

Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together

Reviewed by on Aug 25, 2011

If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.

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Keeping Current. Keeping Black Currant.

Keeping Current. Keeping Black Currant.

Reviewed by on Jun 16, 2011

Since we reviewed Haribo’s delicious black currant flavored sour “belt” type candy last time,...

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Salute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!

Salute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!

Reviewed by on Jun 13, 2011

Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...

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Sun & Fun Fruit Gums

Sun & Fun Fruit Gums

Reviewed by on Jun 2, 2011

I’m a big fan of gummies in general—but “fruit gums”, as they’re known across the pond,...

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Haribo Wine Gums – Awesome Nipples

Haribo Wine Gums – Awesome Nipples

Reviewed by on Feb 25, 2011

I did a jig of joy in my head when I found these. Black Currant for the wine! (too clever?)

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Taveners Wine Gums-Finally, Candy For Drunks!

Taveners Wine Gums-Finally, Candy For Drunks!

Reviewed by on Jan 20, 2010

I once ate two bags of wine gums hoping to cop a buzz.

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Rowntrees Juicy Jellies, Yummy Smellies!

Rowntrees Juicy Jellies, Yummy Smellies!

Reviewed by on Jan 13, 2010

If they made cologne that smelled like these, I'd wear the hell out of it.

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Katjes Cassis: My Juicy Pleasure!

Katjes Cassis: My Juicy Pleasure!

Reviewed by on Oct 2, 2009

If at first a gummy doesn't work, try try again!

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Rowntrees Wine Gums : My Favorite Candy, Period.

Rowntrees Wine Gums : My Favorite Candy, Period.

Reviewed by on Aug 13, 2008

Seriously, this is about as good as it gets.

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