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Video Review : Fla•Vor•Ice Squeeze Candy

Video Review : Fla•Vor•Ice Squeeze Candy

Reviewed by on Oct 9, 2013

It's exactly like the frozen version of Flav•R•Ice except inedible, disgusting, with notes of vaseline and lube.

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Video Review : Twinkies, The “Cupcake With Frosting On The Inside”

Video Review : Twinkies, The “Cupcake With Frosting On The Inside”

Reviewed by on Oct 4, 2013

The age old Twinkie is reviewed by request. Go get...

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Payday: Peanut allergies? Stay away. The rest of us, Don’t.

Payday: Peanut allergies? Stay away. The rest of us, Don’t.

Reviewed by on Sep 16, 2013

When you have mothers and flight attendants scared the world over, you know the candy is good

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Choward’s Guava

Choward’s Guava

Reviewed by on Sep 12, 2013

It's old, it's new, it's hard, it's soft. It's....CHOWARD! ('s)

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Bassett’s Sherbet Lemons

Bassett’s Sherbet Lemons

Reviewed by on Sep 10, 2013

Boiled sweets are a crucial part of the candy world, as well as candy history. These are perhaps the most iconic boiled sweet there is. DO THE MATH, HOT SHOT!

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Trader Joe’s All Natural Fruit Jellies

Trader Joe’s All Natural Fruit Jellies

Reviewed by on Sep 6, 2013

America doesn't know much from Pates De Fruits. Actually, I don't either, but I'm learning.

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Sour Punch Bites : I Should Have Known Better

Sour Punch Bites : I Should Have Known Better

Reviewed by on Aug 29, 2013

I can't resist sour chewy things. It's my weakness.

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Raley’s Confectionary : Cut “Rock” Candy

Raley’s Confectionary : Cut “Rock” Candy

Reviewed by on Aug 22, 2013

Welcome to your new favorite candy dish filler.

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