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Mike & Ike Minion Mix

(yawn). Another marketing re-branding lame-out, or will we get something interesting this time?

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Japan Crate: A Full Unboxing

No gimmicks, no ghetto ass sample sizes, no cast offs- if you want serious quality & serious variety of legit Japanese candy, you gotta check JapanCrate.com out.

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Toms Heksehyl Heksen Drops Licorice

I'm basically in on anything with Halloween imagery, so this just suits me. But ya know what? They're damn tasty.

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It’s a Haribo Crazy Jungle Out There

Read about gummies that you'd like but you'll never find. Unless you are German. Then they'll be at the gas station probably.

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Airheads Bites

What do Airheads and Butterfingers have in common?

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Crunky is decidedly un-junky

If you love artificial strawberry flavor like I do, then you're in for a treat.

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Let’s Just Call These “Chimney Sweepers” for now…

If you can get past the name-which honestly, I can't-you'll find a great candy

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Jelly Belly Sugar Plums

Are they artisinal pate de fruits from the heart of Paris, or from....Fairfield, CA?

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