We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

If it isn’t Haribo. It isn’t.


And now it all begins.

Of course it all begins – and ends – with Haribo. But more on that in a later post.

As it is, this is the first post by Matt.
There will also be posts by Jon.
Look for posts by Scott too.
The three of us like candy. We know candy. We’ll review candy.

You won’t find reviews like “Yumsville! I love the real cherry flavor!” No offense, those are fine for some, but that isn’t a review. That’s a declaration of personal taste.

A more apt representation of a CandyGurus review is this: “Jujubees have an intense amount of Mouthstick(tm) and if you don’t like picking your teeth in public, only eat in a movie theater.”

I won’t review anything in this first post besides the image above.

You too might find this image inviting if you:
– Love women
– Love haribo
– Think haribo bears are the penultimate confection
– Find it hilarious that this is real

The conversation with CandyGurus is officially “on.”

Forever,
Matt

One Comment

  1. Oh sorry. THIS is the first CG review. I think, ever

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