We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Curlywurly Squirlies

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It’s finally happened. Something logical has happened for the first time since 2016, and I’m delighted to share the news with you.

We all knew that CurlyWurly bars were the shit. Light Cadbury milk chocolate over chewy caramel. The bars themselves weren’t huge, but you were kidding yourself if you thought you were gonna save some for later. Nah, they’re crumbly, a bit sticky, and…well, damn delicious. All this adds up to snarfing it down in one delightful sitting.

Now though….now we have options.

Little parasitic worms-or snakes, if you prefer, all crammed into a bag for your enjoyment.

ahh, cheap milk chocolate…”scum”. I don’t know what that crap is that develops on the stuff, but I celebrate it. And when I say cheap, please know that this chocolate is still better than the inexpensive stuff we get in the states. That’s part of the magic of this candy.

If you know Curlywurly, then you know what this is, because taste and texture-wise, they’re identical. These actually are brilliant though, because you truly can get super satisfied by just eating two of these things. And then you do it all over again in ten minutes, because that’s the way the body works: we get addicted to sugar, we eat sugar, we want more sugar. But you THINK you’re eating less ’cause you’re stretching it out. I’m on to you. But I also AM you, so we’re in this together.

Ironically though, these are perfectly sweet-ratio’d. Not even close to too-sweet, they really are an excellent flavor explosion, if you like caramel. And who doesn’t?

As if to seal the deal, Amazon sells these for a super reasonable price with free shipping. So just cut it out-stop pretending you aren’t gonna buy these, because you are. You owe it to yourself to try them at least once.

I’d buy these over almost ANY other American gas station chocolate candy. Payday, Milk Duds…..maybe the occasional Almond Joy. But these are a super keeper, so go get ’em.


One Comment

  1. Wow the package looks different from the real thing. But I do love these.

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