We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together

If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.

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Haribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ’em.

Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado.  They’re...

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Sun & Fun Fruit Gums

I’m a big fan of gummies in general—but “fruit gums”, as they’re known across the pond,...

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Haribo Wine Gums – Awesome Nipples

I did a jig of joy in my head when I found these. Black Currant for the wine! (too clever?)

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Haribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?

Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form

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Taveners Wine Gums-Finally, Candy For Drunks!

I once ate two bags of wine gums hoping to cop a buzz.

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Rowntrees Juicy Jellies, Yummy Smellies!

If they made cologne that smelled like these, I'd wear the hell out of it.

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Chock Full Of Eastern Promise, and Goo!

Last Monday was a good day.  Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still...

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Yorkie is Yucky

Yorkie is like : not so much.

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Curlywurly – Britain’s Answer to the Beloved Marathon Bar?

If I could, I'd enrobe MYSELF in caramel and chocolate.

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Rowntree’s Randoms: Dan Sends Yummy UK Gummis

When yr friends send you candy - who needs family?

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Haribo Primavera Is NOT Pasta, Apparently.

If Strawberry Quick had a candy version, this would be it.

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Maynards Sours make me go all like “whoah” and “damn!”

I like to pretend it's just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.

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UK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.

Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?

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UK Sweets – The Fruit Salad Days

It's their duty to keep it fruity

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UK Sweets – Wham Bam No Thank You Maam

Irn Bru rocks. This stuff tastes exactly like it.

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UK Sweets – Eat A Black, Jack, Do it Again…

Review By : Jonny Last weekend my wife went to Las Cruces, New Mexico to visit her long time friend Kathleen, who...

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Maynards Fruit Mania – Calm down, Junior.

I expected so much, but got short changed

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Rowntrees Wine Gums : My Favorite Candy, Period.

Seriously, this is about as good as it gets.

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