Thursday, September 9, 2010

Candygurus

We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Archive for the ‘UK’ Category

Taveners Wine Gums-Finally, Candy For Drunks!

Posted by Jonny On January - 20 - 2010

I once ate two bags of wine gums hoping to cop a buzz.

Rowntrees Juicy Jellies, Yummy Smellies!

Posted by Jonny On January - 13 - 2010

If they made cologne that smelled like these, I’d wear the hell out of it.

Chock Full Of Eastern Promise, and Goo!

Posted by Jonny On November - 13 - 2009

Last Monday was a good day.  Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still full of self loathing and disdain, but…that’s just Monday, right?  The reason this particular Monday was so excellent is due to the fact that not one, not two, but three of my co-workers [...]

Yorkie is Yucky

Posted by Matty On November - 1 - 2009

Yorkie is like : not so much.

Curlywurly – Britain’s Answer to the Beloved Marathon Bar?

Posted by Jonny On September - 29 - 2009

If I could, I’d enrobe MYSELF in caramel and chocolate.

Rowntree’s Randoms: Dan Sends Yummy UK Gummis

Posted by Matty On September - 14 - 2009

When yr friends send you candy – who needs family?

Haribo Primavera Is NOT Pasta, Apparently.

Posted by Jonny On September - 9 - 2009

If Strawberry Quick had a candy version, this would be it.

I like to pretend it’s just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.

UK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.

Posted by Matty On April - 24 - 2009

Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?

UK Sweets – The Fruit Salad Days

Posted by Matty On April - 19 - 2009

It’s their duty to keep it fruity

Fizzy. Balls. ‘Nuff said.

UK Sweets – Wham Bam No Thank You Maam

Posted by Matty On April - 9 - 2009

Irn Bru rocks. This stuff tastes exactly like it.

UK Sweets – Eat A Black, Jack, Do it Again…

Posted by Jonny On April - 9 - 2009

Review By : Jonny

Last weekend my wife went to Las Cruces, New Mexico to visit her long time friend Kathleen, who happens to also be a good friend of mine. Kathleen has been living in Scotland for the last 8 years or so, and was visiting her family in New Mexico.
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Wheels in my mouth, keep on turnin’…

Maynards Fruit Mania – Calm down, Junior.

Posted by Jonny On September - 12 - 2008

I expected so much, but got short changed

Rowntrees Wine Gums : My Favorite Candy, Period.

Posted by Jonny On August - 13 - 2008

Seriously, this is about as good as it gets.