We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Superior Sea Gull Eggs are Real & Spectacular

When you put this much effort into candy, SOMEone should write about.

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Mr. Candy British Treats: Rosey Apples & Pear Drops

Classic boiled sweets from the UK - what could be better? Or in this case, what couldn't be?

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Gumbilees: Big F-ing Wine gums

Because they don't have beer mints

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Haribo Tangfastics

It figures that one of Haribo's top brands is a sour offering. But IS IT SOUR ENOUGH? Is anything?

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Taveners Lemon & Strawberry Sherbets

Perhaps THE most iconic classic British candy is under the microscope today, yo.

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Swedish Sours: Raspberry Hallonshots & Tropical Punch Bottles at “The Candy Store”

Think you've been to the best candy store in San Francisco? If you haven't been here, you haven't.

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Rowntrees Orchard Fruits Pastilles

These pastilles are plenty good-just not wuite as good as the original flavors by Rowntrees

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Bassett’s Liquorice Allsorts

I love licorice, coconut, fruits, and chocolate. Love. But will I love them together? I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT. Together.

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Taveners Rhubarb & Custard

Ooh! Another take on the super Brit treat rhubarb & custard boiled sweets! (That's "hard candy" on 'Merican)

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Taveners Blackcurrant & Liquorice

“licorice”?  All these years we’ve been gracefully handling the way the Brits pronounce aluminum...

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Bassett’s Sherbet Lemons

Boiled sweets are a crucial part of the candy world, as well as candy history. These are perhaps the most iconic boiled sweet there is. DO THE MATH, HOT SHOT!

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Maynards Threesome of Peaches, Berries, and, well, Berries

When Tool broke up, I was sad. Then Maynard started making wine and gummies and I'm much happier.

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Walkers Nonsuch Original Toffee

What's toffee..exactly? How is it different than caramel? Which is better? And as always, we tackle the persistently tough question "is it hard enough?"

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Mentos Fresh Cola

Mentos takes on one of my all-time favorite candy flavors.

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I’ve Seen Hell, My Friends: And It’s Filthy With Spogs

I’m still shuddering.   Recently I contacted Aunty Nellie’s Sweet Shop in Ireland to get my hands on...

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Millions : A Chewy Delight From the UK That Your Teeth Might Hate

Oh, you Brits.  Just gotta be so damn clever with the candy, don’t ya?  You make a candy called Millions, cause...

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Brain Blasterz – Wimps Need Not Apply

How sour is "too sour"? And damn it, when are the wimps gonna have a candy of their own?

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Maynard’s Wine Gums : An Un-Reviewed Classic!

THE original wine gum. Or at least, the first I ever had. It was a balmy day in Heathrow airport, November 2002...

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Rhubarb & Custard Boiled Sweets : A UK Classic that Must Needs Come Stateside.

Imagine boiled celery candy - now scratch that, take Strawberry & Rhubarb pie, take away the Strawberry, and add custard. Now make it a hard candy.

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Haribo Alphabet Letters : The Sweet Way to Lern to Spell

Can you spell "damn good"?

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Frutips: Stay (Black)Currant

Blackcurrant Fruit Pastilles that you can make love to. If you find them.

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End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy

A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.

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Edinburgh Castle Rock – It’s Like “The Human Centipede 2″

What does "The Human Centipede 2" and childhood sidewalk art have in common?

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Maynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.

Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.

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Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together

If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.

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Haribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.

Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado.  They’re...

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Sun & Fun Fruit Gums

I’m a big fan of gummies in general—but “fruit gums”, as they’re known across the pond,...

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Haribo Wine Gums – Awesome Nipples

I did a jig of joy in my head when I found these. Black Currant for the wine! (too clever?)

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Haribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?

Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form

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Taveners Wine Gums-Finally, Candy For Drunks!

I once ate two bags of wine gums hoping to cop a buzz.

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Rowntrees Juicy Jellies, Yummy Smellies!

If they made cologne that smelled like these, I'd wear the hell out of it.

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Chock Full Of Eastern Promise, and Goo!

Last Monday was a good day.  Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still...

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Yorkie is Yucky

Yorkie is like : not so much.

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Curlywurly – Britain’s Answer to the Beloved Marathon Bar?

If I could, I'd enrobe MYSELF in caramel and chocolate.

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Rowntree’s Randoms: Dan Sends Yummy UK Gummis

When yr friends send you candy - who needs family?

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Haribo Primavera Is NOT Pasta, Apparently.

If Strawberry Quick had a candy version, this would be it.

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Maynards Sours make me go all like “whoah” and “damn!”

I like to pretend it's just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.

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UK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.

Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?

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UK Sweets – The Fruit Salad Days

It's their duty to keep it fruity

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UK Sweets – Wham Bam No Thank You Maam

Irn Bru rocks. This stuff tastes exactly like it.

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UK Sweets – Eat A Black, Jack, Do it Again…

Review By : Jonny Last weekend my wife went to Las Cruces, New Mexico to visit her long time friend Kathleen, who...

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Maynards Fruit Mania – Calm down, Junior.

I expected so much, but got short changed

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Rowntrees Wine Gums : My Favorite Candy, Period.

Seriously, this is about as good as it gets.

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