I once ate two bags of wine gums hoping to cop a buzz.
Archive for the ‘UK’ Category
Rowntrees Juicy Jellies, Yummy Smellies!
On January - 13 - 2010
If they made cologne that smelled like these, I’d wear the hell out of it.
Chock Full Of Eastern Promise, and Goo!
On November - 13 - 2009
Last Monday was a good day. Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still full of self loathing and disdain, but…that’s just Monday, right? The reason this particular Monday was so excellent is due to the fact that not one, not two, but three of my co-workers [...]
Curlywurly – Britain’s Answer to the Beloved Marathon Bar?
On September - 29 - 2009
If I could, I’d enrobe MYSELF in caramel and chocolate.
Rowntree’s Randoms: Dan Sends Yummy UK Gummis
On September - 14 - 2009
When yr friends send you candy – who needs family?
Haribo Primavera Is NOT Pasta, Apparently.
On September - 9 - 2009
If Strawberry Quick had a candy version, this would be it.
Maynards Sours make me go all like “whoah” and “damn!”
On May - 19 - 2009
I like to pretend it’s just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.
UK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.
On April - 24 - 2009
Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?
UK Sweets – The Fruit Salad Days
On April - 19 - 2009
It’s their duty to keep it fruity
UK Sweets – I’d like to DIP my BALLS in it! – Fizzy Balls, that is..
On April - 14 - 2009
Fizzy. Balls. ‘Nuff said.
UK Sweets – Wham Bam No Thank You Maam
On April - 9 - 2009
Irn Bru rocks. This stuff tastes exactly like it.
UK Sweets – Eat A Black, Jack, Do it Again…
On April - 9 - 2009
Review By : Jonny
Last weekend my wife went to Las Cruces, New Mexico to visit her long time friend Kathleen, who happens to also be a good friend of mine. Kathleen has been living in Scotland for the last 8 years or so, and was visiting her family in New Mexico.
Isn’t this interesting?
Wait, it [...]
You say “Haribo Fruit Wheels”, I say “Rotella”, let’s call the whole thing off……
On January - 31 - 2009
Wheels in my mouth, keep on turnin’…
Maynards Fruit Mania – Calm down, Junior.
On September - 12 - 2008
I expected so much, but got short changed
Rowntrees Wine Gums : My Favorite Candy, Period.
On August - 13 - 2008
Seriously, this is about as good as it gets.