Ireland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???

Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 14, 2010

Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?

Chupa Chups – To Suck or not to Suck, that is the Question.

Reviewed by Scotty on Feb 22, 2010

If you ask my daughter what her favorite baseball team is the answer will probably be the same as the answer to the...

El Almendro Turron Duro – Why create specific dates for happiness?

Reviewed by Scotty on Feb 15, 2010

I have never quite had anything like it. The nougat really is great, crispy, crunchy, sweet with a touch of honey flavor. There is almost no tooth stick unlike what I was expecting and the fantastic almonds are muey plentiful and somehow sweet – I think – could be the nougat. They boast a 63% almond content. There is a weird paper on both sides of the bar – something like rice paper – but it didn’t really bother me.

Umeboshi – No, They’re Not Shrunken Heads.

Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 10, 2010

Salt. Sour. Sweet. Okinawa.

Rock Some Ass With Super Lemon!

Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 27, 2010

A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.

Rowntrees Juicy Jellies, Yummy Smellies!

Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 13, 2010

If they made cologne that smelled like these, I'd wear the hell out of it.

Maoam Kracher – High End Mentos? Is That Even A Good Thing?

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 14, 2009

St. Barth's has hot girl everywhere and tons of excellent candy. You need to go.

Haribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 4, 2009

The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!

Chock Full Of Eastern Promise, and Goo!

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 13, 2009

Last Monday was a good day.  Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still...

Yorkie is Yucky

Reviewed by Matty on Nov 1, 2009

Yorkie is like : not so much.

Haribo Bumix: Bad name. Bad candy.

Reviewed by Matty on Oct 11, 2009

Curlywurly – Britain’s Answer to the Beloved Marathon Bar?

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 29, 2009

If I could, I'd enrobe MYSELF in caramel and chocolate.

Rowntree’s Randoms: Dan Sends Yummy UK Gummis

Reviewed by Matty on Sep 14, 2009

When yr friends send you candy - who needs family?

Haribo Primavera Is NOT Pasta, Apparently.

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 9, 2009

If Strawberry Quick had a candy version, this would be it.

My knee AND this Dorian fruit candy both are assholes.

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 13, 2009

The most exotic fruit in the world gets the candy treatment! Get your nose ready...

Oh, Carlos. Be Better, Please.

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 6, 2009

OOH, a plain chocolate bar! Wow!

Dulche Suave De Leche- Not So Suave.

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 1, 2009

Dulche de Leche done...right? Or just done?

Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 12, 2009

Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.

UK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.

Reviewed by Matty on Apr 24, 2009

Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?

UK Sweets – I’d like to DIP my BALLS in it! – Fizzy Balls, that is..

Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 14, 2009

Fizzy. Balls. 'Nuff said.

UK Sweets – Eat A Black, Jack, Do it Again…

Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 9, 2009

Review By : Jonny Last weekend my wife went to Las Cruces, New Mexico to visit her long time friend Kathleen, who...

Don’t tell Dr. Drew: I’m addicted to Coke! (bottles)

Reviewed by Matty on Feb 27, 2009

Not all gummi coke bottles are created equal. Haribo ain't run-of-the-mill cola taste. Plus the texture is delish.

Haribo Fruit Salad – Block Rockin’ Treats

Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 24, 2009

You need to read this. This one's a keeper.

Cubyrop Asian hard candies. I have nothing witty to add.

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 7, 2008

Righhhhhhhhht.......

I Love My Pickle

Reviewed by Matty on Aug 27, 2008

Might need to move to Europe to get these. But then it might be worth it. They got warm beer over there too.