Enchilokas: More Mango, B*&^hes
Nope. Sorry. Won't apologize for yet another mango candy review.
Full ReviewJovy Mango Slices: Spot On Flavor
Flavor is like a real fruit. Gummy is like not a gummy.
Full ReviewMilch Bar from Mexico: Eh. Esta Bien.
My kid used to say 'milch' when she was trying to say 'milk'. Great story.
Full ReviewLucas Salsaghetti Redux
We're going back to the well to review something for the second time-let's see if this time it fares any better.
Full ReviewMui-Bon & CandyinLA.com
If there was an online candy store with permanent free shipping, would you buy from them? Every day, or just monthly?
Full ReviewTequila candy needs more um Tequila
If you love tequila, then you're not alone. Unless you are home alone drinking it.
Full ReviewWho’s Buying these Borrachines Mexican Candies?
And a better question – who actually likes them? You? They sure look pretty. Nice colors. Soft and tender with...
Full ReviewCaramels Diablo Sea Salt Caramels with Chile
Aren't there enough sea salt caramels? Clearly not, smart guy.
Full ReviewMexican Alcohol Candy: Hmmm. Not Sure I Get It
Get hammered on Mexican jell candy. Seriously. DO IT.
Full ReviewVero Mango: The Red Dirt Flavor Journey
"I taste loads of tamarind, and spice and salt." Which country made the candy I'm eating? Mexico. Of course! Tamarind is to Mexican candy like mustard is to American hot dogs - slopped on there every time whether you want it or not. Vero Mangos though...kinda yums.
Full Review2010: The Year of Mierda Candy
Every year I like to do a candy bash post. For 2010, may I forever pray you don't go anywhere near the three candies in this post.
Full ReviewSerpentinas – slithering around bad taste
It’s not fair to blame the masses for the faults of a few. Like, you can’t say every Iranian is a numbnut;...
Full ReviewSkwinkles. Is Tasting Like Ass the Objective Here?
Salsa on candy? Really? Hey Skwinkles: I couldn't not like you less.
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