We may be sour, but we know our sweets.
Reviewed by Matty on May 9, 2016
They look like they should be awesome. ... Eh.
Reviewed by Jonny on May 7, 2016
It's truly possible that this spaghetti is better for you than real spaghetti.
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 23, 2016
Sometimes, things look just like they taste
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 6, 2016
Most of this review will be complaining about grammar, with a little candy talk for spice
Reviewed by Matty on Apr 4, 2016
It may not be totally different from other Haribo but why does it need to be? Can it be ok for us NOT TO INNOVATE EVERY FREAKING TIME WE DO A N Y T H I N G? yeahokthanks.
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 21, 2016
Is dj'ing even still cool?
Reviewed by Matty on Mar 14, 2016
Milk gummies. They're made of milk. You drink them. Kidding! You don't actually drink them.
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 23, 2016
Gonna get right to it: absolute crap fest.
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 5, 2016
Whatever you do, DON'T look at this bag. Or in it.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 20, 2016
When your children's children read this, they'll remember it as the day rings were freed from the single-note tyranny of the peach.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 12, 2016
Nothing much happening here on the farm...just a lot of eating each other.
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 15, 2015
If you're the kind of person that prefers red "licorice", then....this mix likely isn't for you.
Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 17, 2015
Spicy? Salty? These are few of my favorite things...
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 19, 2015
This is a first: gummy bears with real fruit chunks inside
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 18, 2015
A Bridnled Cow is a cow that exhibits a tiger stripe-like pattern on their fur. Remember this for later.
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 11, 2015
This blue is maybe the best blue.
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 31, 2015
Hairdo makes a lot of varieties, and some are just ok. These? These are one you want to track down STAT.
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 11, 2015
It's time for this guy to pull back the curtain a bit & let you into my real life.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 9, 2015
As a child, I needed something to stick in my mouth. Now, as an adult, I need something to stick in my mouth.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 24, 2015
Sometimes, when you're craving ice cream.....you should just buy ice cream.
Reviewed by Jonny on May 18, 2015
If you're not scared of licorice, then come on in
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 28, 2015
The mean black fox likes his licorice. Be warned.
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 20, 2015
Ever wished that your French fries weren't crispy, salty, or savory at all? Neither have I, but now I'm rethinking that.
Reviewed by Matty on Apr 13, 2015
Haribo and smurfs: Another go at making candy from a 70's cartoon show...
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 6, 2015
Haribo let their fans pick new flavors. This should be a national holiday.
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 9, 2015
A rarely used flavor in an extremely well done gummy
Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 20, 2015
I'm basically in on anything with Halloween imagery, so this just suits me. But ya know what? They're damn tasty.
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 17, 2014
I love coffee ice cream. Love it. But does this bar do it justice?
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 15, 2014
No one isn't amused with bears wearing hats. Or sweaters.
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 4, 2014
Last time I checked, yogurt was for dieting moms and babies. And all those millions of new Greek people.
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 6, 2014
Mentos always have a nice rounded tartness to them, but a full on sour variety pack? 2014 IS A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE.
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 22, 2014
Sour pretzels from Germany? Someone get me a beer, and let's do this.
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 17, 2014
Dreaming of new Tic Tac flavors...
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 22, 2014
For the hard candy lovers out there, especially those that live in Europe, you're in luck. We found a gem.
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 18, 2014
Delicious, chile & ginger spiced gummies, extremely original tasting. Except...the kids don't seem to agree...
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 13, 2014
If they sold these at Walgreens, I'd be in trouble.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 30, 2014
I'm starting a new way of looking at life: Creme Life. You'll get it soon.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 14, 2014
In one corner, Brazil with their darling cocktail. In the other, Germany with brutally spicy strawberries. Who'll win this time?
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 4, 2014
This time, the Jr. Gurus are right on the nose- these are amazing.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 2, 2014
We know all about Haribo, Katjes, Trolli- but what about a more generic German gummy?
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 27, 2014
Think you've been to the best candy store in San Francisco? If you haven't been here, you haven't.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 20, 2014
He shoots, and he sco- wait. No, I....don't think he scored at all. Look away.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 18, 2014
The only reason this candy was made was for some jacked up Product Manager to get his pun implemented on a bag of candy.
Reviewed by Matty on May 21, 2014
Haribo Funny Cubes. Basically square but not funny at all. #ButStill
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 30, 2014
This is Germany's "filled" variation on the classic Haribo treat "Happy Cola".
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 28, 2014
There's definitely no aroma of pregnant buffalo in these.
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 8, 2014
These are made in an elf's shop under a mushroom in the Shires of Germany
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 19, 2014
These are safe to eat without cooking first. I checked.
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 12, 2014
More marshmallow? WHY??! DAMN IT WHY??? But….they're so cute, how can I stay mad at them??!?
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 28, 2014
Yes, I am. A lover. A caramel lover, among other things. When I got this hefty bag of caramel themed hard candies...
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