We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Wassermelone Bonbons Take the Flavor and Run. Away.

Is it too much to ask for a flavor to taste like a flavor? Cuz if it is, just tell me. I just need to know if I'M ASKING TOO MUCH

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Pawas Red Bull Gummies : A Really Fucking Bad Idea

Where to start with these? Just a really, solid, bad idea.

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Bio Primo Ingwer-Limette Bonbons

Ginger & Lime hard candies are all the same until one isn't.

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Mentos Duo

Also, The Foo Fighters once made a music video taking the piss out of Mentos commercials

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Sugarfina Bitty Berries

If this is your introduction to Sugarfina, then you're welcome.

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Haribo Pasta Flagga Fizz

We spoke, and Haribo listened. These basically are the Candy Gurus' version of a previous Haribo product. Sort of.

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Espresso Bonbons mit feinster Fullung. Pass. And Not as in ‘Not Fail’.

The review is awesome. The candy is not.

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Alpenbauer Gipfelgluck: German for “eh” ?

They look like they should be awesome. ... Eh.

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Haribo Spaghetti Fizz

It's truly possible that this spaghetti is better for you than real spaghetti.

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Haribo Spaghetti

Sometimes, things look just like they taste

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Teachers Friend (sic)

Most of this review will be complaining about grammar, with a little candy talk for spice

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Everything Old is New Again: Haribo Pinkie & Lilly Owls

It may not be totally different from other Haribo but why does it need to be? Can it be ok for us NOT TO INNOVATE EVERY FREAKING TIME WE DO A N Y T H I N G? yeahokthanks.

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Haribo DJ Brause

Is dj'ing even still cool?

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Better Move to Europe if You Want Milk Gummies

Milk gummies. They're made of milk. You drink them. Kidding! You don't actually drink them.

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Haribo Little Fuckin’ Cupcakes

Gonna get right to it: absolute crap fest.

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Mentos Pop Ins Sour

Whatever you do, DON'T look at this bag. Or in it.

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Haribo Ringe-Mix

When your children's children read this, they'll remember it as the day rings were freed from the single-note tyranny of the peach.

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Haribo Fruity Farm

Nothing much happening here on the farm...just a lot of eating each other.

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Mean Black Fox “Try & Cry” Licorice Salty Blend

If you're the kind of person that prefers red "licorice", then....this mix likely isn't for you.

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Sallos X-TREME and and X-PLOSIVE

Spicy? Salty? These are few of my favorite things...

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Luhders Quality Peach Bears (with fruit pieces inside!)

This is a first: gummy bears with real fruit chunks inside

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Trolli Bunte Kuh (Brindled Cow)

A Bridnled Cow is a cow that exhibits a tiger stripe-like pattern on their fur. Remember this for later.

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Maoam Kracher Blue

This blue is maybe the best blue.

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Haribo Barchen-Parchen (Sweet & Sour)

Hairdo makes a lot of varieties, and some are just ok. These? These are one you want to track down STAT.

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Haribo Minions

It's time for this guy to pull back the curtain a bit & let you into my real life.

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Haribo Saure Schnuller (Sour Pacifiers)

As a child, I needed something to stick in my mouth. Now, as an adult, I need something to stick in my mouth.

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Haribo Creamy Ice

Sometimes, when you're craving ice cream.....you should just buy ice cream.

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Licorice Gummi Mix Serves Props

If you're not scared of licorice, then come on in

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Mean Black Fox Licorice

The mean black fox likes his licorice. Be warned.

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Bears & Friends Ginger Chewy Gummy Things

Ever wished that your French fries weren't crispy, salty, or savory at all? Neither have I, but now I'm rethinking that.

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Haribo Sauer Fizzy Smurfs: Sour video review

Haribo and smurfs: Another go at making candy from a 70's cartoon show...

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Haribo Gold Bears FAN EDITION!!!

Haribo let their fans pick new flavors. This should be a national holiday.

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Gerrit’s Gummy Pink Cadillacs

A rarely used flavor in an extremely well done gummy

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Toms Heksehyl Heksen Drops Licorice

I'm basically in on anything with Halloween imagery, so this just suits me. But ya know what? They're damn tasty.

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Ritter Ice Cream Parlor: Coffee Cream (Eiscafe)

I love coffee ice cream. Love it. But does this bar do it justice?

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Haribo Christmas Bears

No one isn't amused with bears wearing hats. Or sweaters.

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Trolli Milk Cows

Last time I checked, yogurt was for dieting moms and babies. And all those millions of new Greek people.

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Mentos Sour

Mentos always have a nice rounded tartness to them, but a full on sour variety pack? 2014 IS A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE.

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Fruchtgummi Brezeln ( Gummy Pretzels)

Sour pretzels from Germany? Someone get me a beer, and let's do this.

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Tic Tac Dreams: Costa Rica & Brasil

Dreaming of new Tic Tac flavors...

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Victoria’s Grandma “Home Sweet Home” Hard Candies

For the hard candy lovers out there, especially those that live in Europe, you're in luck. We found a gem.

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Sugarfina’s “Hearts Afire”

Delicious, chile & ginger spiced gummies, extremely original tasting. Except...the kids don't seem to agree...

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Alpenbauer Mango-Orange “Klassik” Bonbons

If they sold these at Walgreens, I'd be in trouble.

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Vivil Creme Life. Yo.

I'm starting a new way of looking at life: Creme Life. You'll get it soon.

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World Cup 2014 as told by 2 candies: German Spicy Strawberry and Brazilian Caipirinha Candies

In one corner, Brazil with their darling cocktail. In the other, Germany with brutally spicy strawberries. Who'll win this time?

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Video Review: Haribo Jogi-Fari (A Taste of Delight, Apparently)

This time, the Jr. Gurus are right on the nose- these are amazing.

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Premium Selection Feine Obst-Auslese

We know all about Haribo, Katjes, Trolli- but what about a more generic German gummy?

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Swedish Sours: Raspberry Hallonshots & Tropical Punch Bottles at “The Candy Store”

Think you've been to the best candy store in San Francisco? If you haven't been here, you haven't.

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Haribo Fan Gums Brazil : GOALLLLLLLLL!!! (or perhaps not)

He shoots, and he sco- wait. No, I....don't think he scored at all. Look away.

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Haribo COaLA-Tatzen

The only reason this candy was made was for some jacked up Product Manager to get his pun implemented on a bag of candy.

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