We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Mentos Pop Ins Sour

Whatever you do, DON'T look at this bag. Or in it.

Full Review

Haribo Ringe-Mix

When your children's children read this, they'll remember it as the day rings were freed from the single-note tyranny of the peach.

Full Review

Haribo Fruity Farm

Nothing much happening here on the farm...just a lot of eating each other.

Full Review

Mean Black Fox “Try & Cry” Licorice Salty Blend

If you're the kind of person that prefers red "licorice", then....this mix likely isn't for you.

Full Review

Sallos X-TREME and and X-PLOSIVE

Spicy? Salty? These are few of my favorite things...

Full Review

Luhders Quality Peach Bears (with fruit pieces inside!)

This is a first: gummy bears with real fruit chunks inside

Full Review

Trolli Bunte Kuh (Brindled Cow)

A Bridnled Cow is a cow that exhibits a tiger stripe-like pattern on their fur. Remember this for later.

Full Review

Maoam Kracher Blue

This blue is maybe the best blue.

Full Review

Haribo Barchen-Parchen (Sweet & Sour)

Hairdo makes a lot of varieties, and some are just ok. These? These are one you want to track down STAT.

Full Review

Haribo Minions

It's time for this guy to pull back the curtain a bit & let you into my real life.

Full Review

Haribo Saure Schnuller (Sour Pacifiers)

As a child, I needed something to stick in my mouth. Now, as an adult, I need something to stick in my mouth.

Full Review

Haribo Creamy Ice

Sometimes, when you're craving ice cream.....you should just buy ice cream.

Full Review

Licorice Gummi Mix Serves Props

If you're not scared of licorice, then come on in

Full Review

Mean Black Fox Licorice

The mean black fox likes his licorice. Be warned.

Full Review

Bears & Friends Ginger Chewy Gummy Things

Ever wished that your French fries weren't crispy, salty, or savory at all? Neither have I, but now I'm rethinking that.

Full Review

Haribo Sauer Fizzy Smurfs: Sour video review

Haribo and smurfs: Another go at making candy from a 70's cartoon show...

Full Review

Haribo Gold Bears FAN EDITION!!!

Haribo let their fans pick new flavors. This should be a national holiday.

Full Review

Gerrit’s Gummy Pink Cadillacs

A rarely used flavor in an extremely well done gummy

Full Review

Toms Heksehyl Heksen Drops Licorice

I'm basically in on anything with Halloween imagery, so this just suits me. But ya know what? They're damn tasty.

Full Review

Ritter Ice Cream Parlor: Coffee Cream (Eiscafe)

I love coffee ice cream. Love it. But does this bar do it justice?

Full Review

Haribo Christmas Bears

No one isn't amused with bears wearing hats. Or sweaters.

Full Review

Trolli Milk Cows

Last time I checked, yogurt was for dieting moms and babies. And all those millions of new Greek people.

Full Review

Mentos Sour

Mentos always have a nice rounded tartness to them, but a full on sour variety pack? 2014 IS A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE.

Full Review

Fruchtgummi Brezeln ( Gummy Pretzels)

Sour pretzels from Germany? Someone get me a beer, and let's do this.

Full Review

Tic Tac Dreams: Costa Rica & Brasil

Dreaming of new Tic Tac flavors...

Full Review

Victoria’s Grandma “Home Sweet Home” Hard Candies

For the hard candy lovers out there, especially those that live in Europe, you're in luck. We found a gem.

Full Review

Sugarfina’s “Hearts Afire”

Delicious, chile & ginger spiced gummies, extremely original tasting. Except...the kids don't seem to agree...

Full Review

Alpenbauer Mango-Orange “Klassik” Bonbons

If they sold these at Walgreens, I'd be in trouble.

Full Review

Vivil Creme Life. Yo.

I'm starting a new way of looking at life: Creme Life. You'll get it soon.

Full Review

World Cup 2014 as told by 2 candies: German Spicy Strawberry and Brazilian Caipirinha Candies

In one corner, Brazil with their darling cocktail. In the other, Germany with brutally spicy strawberries. Who'll win this time?

Full Review

Video Review: Haribo Jogi-Fari (A Taste of Delight, Apparently)

This time, the Jr. Gurus are right on the nose- these are amazing.

Full Review

Premium Selection Feine Obst-Auslese

We know all about Haribo, Katjes, Trolli- but what about a more generic German gummy?

Full Review

Swedish Sours: Raspberry Hallonshots & Tropical Punch Bottles at “The Candy Store”

Think you've been to the best candy store in San Francisco? If you haven't been here, you haven't.

Full Review

Haribo Fan Gums Brazil : GOALLLLLLLLL!!! (or perhaps not)

He shoots, and he sco- wait. No, I....don't think he scored at all. Look away.

Full Review

Haribo COaLA-Tatzen

The only reason this candy was made was for some jacked up Product Manager to get his pun implemented on a bag of candy.

Full Review

Word count Wednesdays: Haribo Funny Cubes

Haribo Funny Cubes. Basically square but not funny at all. #ButStill

Full Review

Haribo Happy Cola (German Filled Variety)

This is Germany's "filled" variation on the classic Haribo treat "Happy Cola".

Full Review

Hitschler Sour Gummy Monsters

There's definitely no aroma of pregnant buffalo in these.

Full Review

Wiedenbauer Hibiscus Apple Chai Hard Candies

These are made in an elf's shop under a mushroom in the Shires of Germany

Full Review

Haribo Clown Fish. Sad, sad Clowns.

These are safe to eat without cooking first. I checked.

Full Review

Trolli Watschel – DUCKS THAT CAN STAND!!

More marshmallow? WHY??! DAMN IT WHY??? But….they're so cute, how can I stay mad at them??!?

Full Review

Victoria’s Grandma Caramel Lovers

Yes, I am.  A lover.  A caramel lover, among other things.  When I got this hefty bag of caramel themed hard candies...

Full Review

Katjes Grün-Ohr Barchen (They’re Neu!) Green Ear Bears

Dudes, check this: There’s no end to the amount of “gummy bears” that candy companies make, and...

Full Review

Grandma’s Finest Licorice Fruits

Know how I regularly talk about “Grandma Candy”?  It generally requires some variation of hard candy and...

Full Review

Trolli iGums

These little crazies hold a secret. A delicious secret.

Full Review

Mocken Boules: Talk about German Variety

Moucken Boules are Fooken Shoeless! (no idea what that means but I think it rhymes)

Full Review

Katjes Fred Ferkel: You’ll Be Fine When You Get Past the Name

Pink pigs with gummy ears. Sounds like a bad dream. But it's the opposite: a good nightmare!

Full Review

Mr. Blubber Brause Bonbons

They're fizzy, 'kept they're not.

Full Review

Bona Vita Ingwer Bonbons : Citrus Ginger Hard Candies

Ginger in candy is almost passé. ALMOST.

Full Review

Rheila Salmiak Gummidrops

Do any among you dabble in the dark arts that is licorice? Then come along, kiddies. We have things to learn.

Full Review