We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Wiedenbauer Hibiscus Apple Chai Hard Candies

These are made in an elf's shop under a mushroom in the Shires of Germany

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Haribo Clown Fish. Sad, sad Clowns.

These are safe to eat without cooking first. I checked.

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Trolli Watschel – DUCKS THAT CAN STAND!!

More marshmallow? WHY??! DAMN IT WHY??? But….they're so cute, how can I stay mad at them??!?

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Victoria’s Grandma Caramel Lovers

Yes, I am.  A lover.  A caramel lover, among other things.  When I got this hefty bag of caramel themed hard candies...

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Katjes Grün-Ohr Barchen (They’re Neu!) Green Ear Bears

Dudes, check this: There’s no end to the amount of “gummy bears” that candy companies make, and...

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Grandma’s Finest Licorice Fruits

Know how I regularly talk about “Grandma Candy”?  It generally requires some variation of hard candy and...

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Trolli iGums

These little crazies hold a secret. A delicious secret.

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Mocken Boules: Talk about German Variety

Moucken Boules are Fooken Shoeless! (no idea what that means but I think it rhymes)

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Katjes Fred Ferkel: You’ll Be Fine When You Get Past the Name

Pink pigs with gummy ears. Sounds like a bad dream. But it's the opposite: a good nightmare!

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Mr. Blubber Brause Bonbons

They're fizzy, 'kept they're not.

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Bona Vita Ingwer Bonbons : Citrus Ginger Hard Candies

Ginger in candy is almost passé. ALMOST.

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Rheila Salmiak Gummidrops

Do any among you dabble in the dark arts that is licorice? Then come along, kiddies. We have things to learn.

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Haribo Juicy Gold Bears

Take the best Gummy Bears ever. Now, mess with them. Add cool flavors. Real juice. Whaddaya get? Absolute SHITE. Just kidding, tee hee!

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Sallos X-Tra Cool

All things people hate (hard candy, licorice, intense mint) in one convenient package!

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Haribo Sour Tongues : “Sweaties”

What's your opinion about candy that sweats?

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Haribo Schneck Lecker: Simply, Gummy Snails

An unappealing mollusk as candy. What'll they think of next?!

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Båren Company: Coffee Gummi Bears are Buzzin

I'm so tired. I need a gummy bear. Stat.

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Trolli Sour Stixi

With a pretty unique consistency, this offering from Trolli continues their track record of excellence overseas

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Sula Toffee To Go “Kaffeecreme”

Caramel goes with salt. This we know. But does it go with coffee? What about white chocolate? Porjk Belly?

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Fruchtgummi Vom Feinstein is NOT a Jewish Vampire. It’s an amazing candy confectioner that you need to know about NOW.

Flavor combinations that put what we're used to eating to shame....

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Haribo Goliath : Gigantor Black Licorice From The Champs

This is what standard, basic licorice SHOULD taste like. Usually not so much. But in this case, yes!

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Ahoj-Brause Halloween Bonbons : Is it Halloween Yet? Please?

Some people "don't like hard candy". These are the same people that "aren't allowed to be near children" and who "eat their own dandruff". I'm sure of it.

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Haribo Jelly Beans : Yet Another Player in the Bean Game

We’ve reviewed and spoken about jelly beans quite a bit round these parts.  Every year before Easter rolls...

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Mentos Lakrits Mint : Licomint

Mint, Licorice, Chew, Repeat, Rinse.

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Haribo Hot Sticks: Ginger Never Tasted So Imported

Did you know Germany was name after Ginger? It grows everywhere over there. Seriously.

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Haribo Christmas

I was actually a 4th alternate on trombone for the 1984 recording of "Do They Know it's Christmas?". Didn't make the cut. Still brag about it, though.

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Nimm 2 Lach Gummi Softies Sour is a LOT to write.

The cool thing about life, is that you never cease getting surprised-at least I don’t.  Hell, I didn’t...

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Sula Lakritz Toffes : Sea Salt Licorice Toffe

Take something old (caramel) and give it something new (licorice) and sprinkle heaven dust (sea salt) on it, and you've got something completely new

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Katjes Saure Kirschen : Meet the Cherry Racist

Cherry is weird.  I just don’t love it in candy usually, but…it really isn’t “bad”....

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Haribo Smurfs & Haribo Sour Smurfs : A Tale of Two Different Blue Little Shits

In the Smurf show and movie, they all use "smurf" as a verb, so I'm gonnna Smurf the same.

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Haribo Sour S’ghettti

In a world where virtually no Haribo is available to us lame-o Americans...this bag says "hell no!" and begs to arrive at your doorstep

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Trolli Gummi Bonbons: Sour! Not.

Trolli is right up there with the best gummy makers in the world - but how will these fare? SPOILER ALERT: not good. At all.

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Katjes Mango Melody : A Sweet Discovery

Something seems fishy about these Katjes gummies....

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Halloween Terror Candy – Katjes Black Owls

You'll be cursed for 7 years if you even LOOK at these.

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Haribo Tagada Pink’s Got No Stink

We reviewed Haribo’s “Primavera” candies a while back, and I liked them. A lot. Little did I know...

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Katjes Kinder : Little Black Licorice Cats That Don’t Shed

If you claim to like licorice, then you need to have a bag of these on hand at all times. The pinnacle of "emergency candy"

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Frigeo Ahoj Brause Shower Fries

When shopping for Shower Fries, don't just consider flavor : consistency is important too

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Trolli Sierra Cruz : No Seals Were Killed Making These

You think the kids who make your Nikes have tough conditions?

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Tic Tac Papaya Lime Summer Edition

Tic Tacs are the red headed step child of the grocery candy store aisle. It's time to recognize!

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Katjes Sour Tropical Gummies Taste Even Better Than The Bag Looks

Sour? Yes. Yummy? Natch. Delightful? Duh.

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Haribo Jelly Boobs Sharp Ginger

Yeah.  That’s what these translate to using Google Translate.  It’s nice to know there’s so much...

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Haribo Strawberries & Cream : Underrated and Delightful

I get the whole Strawberries thing, but I'm not playing tennis over here-don't need or want the cream. Blech. Oh, the CANDY Strawberries & Cream? Oh, I see.

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Bona Vita Brause Flaschcen : That’s German for “Orange & Cola Deliciousness”

Not really made by Americans, the Germans are kooky for these! You should be too.

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Haribo Blumen Zauber. More Fuc*i$g Marshmallow?

Joy! More cream!

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Katjes Little Harmonies. Harrrible Name.

Real, black salty sweet licorice meets soothing foamy marshmallow. Yin and Yang or train wreck?

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Haribo Sour Mango : Bust Out The Credit Card

Simply put: a hall of fame candy. If you like sour and you like mango, then this is for you.

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Katjes Euro Munzen : Interesting, Yummy, and a bit Weird

If you eat real money, you'll get chlamydia. Try these instead.

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Haribo Parade : A Parade of Sad Clowns

Haribo knows gummies, and they know sour. Hell, they even know bananas. But do they know licorice?

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Trolli Choco Bananas Made Me Rethink Everything

Bananas are bad, nnnnkaaaay?

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Haribo Sali-Kritz : Good & Plenty the German Way

Last week I reviewed the crappy Outback Beans.  They were a horrible stab at the Good & Fruity concept: candy...

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