Monday, September 6, 2010

Candygurus

We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Archive for the ‘Germany’ Category

I used to love Good & Plenty. Now, I’m ruined. These take licorice to the HNL.

Ritter-Sport: New (and Old?) Chocolate Bars FTW

Posted by Matty On August - 31 - 2010

I may have eaten more chocolate over the last 2 weeks than I’ve ever eaten in a 2-week span because dammit if the Ritter-Sport people didn’t send us like 9 chocolate bars. Read the review and watch our 32 second take on one flavor, here:

Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can’t get in America???

Trolli Bizzl’s The Shizzle!

Posted by Jonny On April - 20 - 2010

Sweaty candy ‘aint a good thing.

Haribo Happy Cola Lemon Fresh-They’re Not NOT “Avatar!”

Posted by Jonny On February - 17 - 2010

Best. Gummy. Ever?

Rock Band, Yogurt and Haribo Jogi Bussi

Posted by Scotty On February - 8 - 2010

The crowd goes wild. Haribo Jogi Bussi is pretty darn good. Thick gummy texture. Haribo’s signiture fruity flavors and a twist – these are actually filled with liquid yogurt. They also have that layer of foam on the bottom that seems perfect as an addition to Haribo’s gummy’s but too much when its the main course. This all worked perfectly for me.

Trolli Playmouse Look Like Hobo Puke

Posted by Jonny On December - 21 - 2009

Can eating something that looks like puke taste like anything BUT puke?

Maoam Kracher – High End Mentos? Is That Even A Good Thing?

Posted by Jonny On December - 14 - 2009

St. Barth’s has hot girl everywhere and tons of excellent candy. You need to go.

Katje’s Tappsy – Marshy Licorice Hell

Posted by Matty On December - 9 - 2009

What do you get when you take three numbskulls getting burritos in the City, and give them 2 bags of spongey licorice crappiness? Hijinks.

Haribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint

Posted by Jonny On December - 4 - 2009

The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!

“Twilight” Can Kiss My Ass, And So Can These.

Posted by Jonny On November - 20 - 2009

I love Haribo. I love Gummies. I love licorice. Yet I hate myself, why?

Soda Flavored Gummy Rolls – Haribo Style

Posted by Jonny On October - 28 - 2009

Haribo’s cola flavored snails look nothing like snails. But the taste? EXACTLY like them! Er…wait.

Haribo Bumix: Bad name. Bad candy.

Posted by Matty On October - 11 - 2009

If this was the first and only thing you ever ate from Haribo you might hold a grudge or swear off German candy forever. Jonny, Scotty and I review these badboys on video.

Katjes Cassis: My Juicy Pleasure!

Posted by Jonny On October - 2 - 2009

If at first a gummy doesn’t work, try try again!

It’s Phantasia! With Genitalia!

Posted by Jonny On September - 23 - 2009

It’s a magical, phantastic, phantasiatic adventure!

Another goo-filled gummy: but this time, it’s from Haribo, beeeyatch!

Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.

Don’t tell Dr. Drew: I’m addicted to Coke! (bottles)

Posted by Matty On February - 27 - 2009

Not all gummi coke bottles are created equal. Haribo ain’t run-of-the-mill cola taste. Plus the texture is delish.

Haribo Fruit Salad – Block Rockin’ Treats

Posted by Jonny On January - 24 - 2009

You need to read this. This one’s a keeper.

Haribo Gold Bears: Not Unlike Sex

Posted by Matty On January - 10 - 2009

Seriously – I’d make candy love to these things.

I Love My Pickle

Posted by Matty On August - 27 - 2008

Might need to move to Europe to get these. But then it might be worth it. They got warm beer over there too.

Red Band Top Gums

Posted by Jonny On July - 15 - 2008

Yummy, good. Hard to find.

Haribo “Piratos”

Posted by Jonny On July - 14 - 2008

I love licorice, but these? Not so much.

Haribo Perl-Eier (Pearl Eggs)

Posted by Jonny On July - 12 - 2008

Eewwyuuuck.

Smurfs

Posted by Matty On June - 13 - 2008

Smurf candy. And I liked them. ‘Nuff said?

If it isn’t Haribo. It isn’t.

Posted by Matty On June - 11 - 2008

Holy hot chicks who love Haribo. I’ll take two, please.