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Lutti Skate Fizz

Lutti Skate Fizz

Reviewed by on Aug 22, 2019

40% less sugar? They have to be horrid.

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Haribo Tutti Candi

Haribo Tutti Candi

Reviewed by on Aug 13, 2019

Haribo does jelly candy right, so these HAVE to be amazing

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Lutti Surf Fizz Fruits: Get these

Lutti Surf Fizz Fruits: Get these

Reviewed by on Jul 3, 2018

France won the 2018 World Cup. I kinda called it in this review. I wish it meant more money for me. It didn't.

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Lutti Sure Fotter Cola Sour Gummies

Lutti Sure Fotter Cola Sour Gummies

Reviewed by on Jun 22, 2018

Soft, sour proposals of cola

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Haribo Orangina

Haribo Orangina

Reviewed by on Apr 20, 2017

The drink was super 80's. And that makes it glorious.

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Sucre de Rouen: It’s All in the Name. And that’s Not Much.

Sucre de Rouen: It’s All in the Name. And that’s Not Much.

Reviewed by on Aug 30, 2016

The French may go on strike and stop making these so buy as soon as you can.

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Bubblizz Bomb: Zotz Part Deux

Bubblizz Bomb: Zotz Part Deux

Reviewed by on Jun 25, 2016

Zotz wunderkind.

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Helf C’Bon Lemon: Almost Old School & Super Sticky

Helf C’Bon Lemon: Almost Old School & Super Sticky

Reviewed by on Jun 19, 2016

Remember lemon drops? Not Lemonheads. Lemonheads are round, smooth and kinda smallish, from our friends at Ferrara. You...

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Carambar Atomic

Carambar Atomic

Reviewed by on May 21, 2016

Not only an explosion in your mouth, but a multi-flavored one at that!

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Carambar Original

Carambar Original

Reviewed by on Feb 16, 2016

The caramel world was waiting for a hero: no, it's not the seal salt $3 thingy at the boutique store. It's a cheap, French classic.

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